A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed.

A fellow came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your
IQ?"

The man replied, "150." So the robot proceeded to make conversation
about quantum physics, string theory, atomic chemistry, and so on.
The man listened intently and thought, "This is really cool."

The man decided to test the robot. He walked out of the bar, turned
around, and came back in for another drink. Again, the robot asked
him,"What's your IQ?"

The man responded, "100." So, the robot started talking about
football, baseball, and so on. The man thought to himself, "Wow, this
is really cool."

The man went out and came back in a third time. As before, the
robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "50." The robot
then said, "So, are you planning to vote for Bush again?"


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