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Thom Stewart August 19th 04 06:10 PM

HEY OOOOOZY!
 
Oz,

You're copping out. Yeah we have more people and every day we get more
from the "Huddle Masses" of people around the world. So what? Are you
saying this is the best place to live? Are you saying we have better
athletes because we are a better place to live, to train, to make a
better life? Just what are you trying to say?

Ole Thom




Capt. Mooron August 19th 04 09:05 PM

They don't allow "coloureds' to immigrate to Oz...

CM

"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
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| Oz,
|
| You're copping out. Yeah we have more people and every day we get more
| from the "Huddle Masses" of people around the world. So what? Are you
| saying this is the best place to live? Are you saying we have better
| athletes because we are a better place to live, to train, to make a
| better life? Just what are you trying to say?
|
| Ole Thom
|
|
|



Scott Vernon August 19th 04 10:22 PM

Shut up you anti-sem.

;)

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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They don't allow "coloureds' to immigrate to Oz...

CM

"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
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| Oz,
|
| You're copping out. Yeah we have more people and every day we get

more
| from the "Huddle Masses" of people around the world. So what? Are

you
| saying this is the best place to live? Are you saying we have

better
| athletes because we are a better place to live, to train, to make

a
| better life? Just what are you trying to say?
|
| Ole Thom
|
|
|





Capt. Mooron August 19th 04 10:30 PM

Heh... my dealer's a Jew!

Is there such a thing as Kosher Pot?

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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| Shut up you anti-sem.
|
| ;)
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
| ...
| They don't allow "coloureds' to immigrate to Oz...
|
| CM
|
| "Thom Stewart" wrote in message
| ...
| | Oz,
| |
| | You're copping out. Yeah we have more people and every day we get
| more
| | from the "Huddle Masses" of people around the world. So what? Are
| you
| | saying this is the best place to live? Are you saying we have
| better
| | athletes because we are a better place to live, to train, to make
| a
| | better life? Just what are you trying to say?
| |
| | Ole Thom
| |
| |
| |
|
|
|
|



Jonathan Ganz August 19th 04 10:40 PM

Drug dealer?

In article ,
Capt. Mooron wrote:
Heh... my dealer's a Jew!


Of course!

Is there such a thing as Kosher Pot?


--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."


Scott Vernon August 19th 04 11:23 PM


OooooozeOne wrote i
That's true, we prefer people who are one colour or

another..rainbows
aren't allowed in.



Sorry Jon.



Scott Vernon August 19th 04 11:30 PM

My computer's gonna short out from all the tears in this post. Sheesh

SV

OooooozeOne wrote in message
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On Thu, 19 Aug 2004 10:10:55 -0700, (Thom Stewart)
scribbled thusly:

Oz,

You're copping out. Yeah we have more people and every day we get

more
from the "Huddle Masses" of people around the world. So what? Are

you
saying this is the best place to live? Are you saying we have

better
athletes because we are a better place to live, to train, to make a
better life? Just what are you trying to say?

Ole Thom


I'm saying that with the bulk numbers you have,
a) there's a much better pool so you have a better chance of finding
elite athletes.

b) when you do find em you them have a much greater depth.
Look at Alana Pittman..she blows up a knee and any chance we have of

a
medal in hurdles is gone. The US would have a dozen in the wings.

c)we don't have a college sportscholarship scheme to attract elite
sports people from all over the world. I know many go back and play
for their own country, but quite a few stay and become US citizens.
Again adding to the depth of talent.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not grouching.
We do OK for a country with a pop that's hopefullyless than the

number
of US citizens who play sport. :-)


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.




Jonathan Ganz August 19th 04 11:36 PM

What did you do?

In article ,
Scott Vernon wrote:

Sorry Jon.




--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."


Scott Vernon August 19th 04 11:38 PM

today?

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
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What did you do?





Scott Vernon August 19th 04 11:39 PM


OooooozeOne wrote in message
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On Thu, 19 Aug 2004 18:30:01 -0400, "Scott Vernon"
scribbled thusly:

My computer's gonna short out from all the tears in this post.

Sheesh

SV


Poor baby...chopping onions again?



no, cutting up ozzies.
;)



Jonathan Ganz August 20th 04 12:04 AM

I was assuming so, since you just apologized.

In article ,
Scott Vernon wrote:
today?

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
What did you do?






--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."


Nav August 20th 04 12:17 AM



OooooozeOne wrote:



I'm saying that with the bulk numbers you have,


There is no need to bring their obesity problem into it.

Cheers


Scott Vernon August 20th 04 02:11 AM

for what?

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
I was assuming so, since you just apologized.

In article ,
Scott Vernon wrote:
today?

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
What did you do?






--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."




Scott Vernon August 20th 04 02:15 AM

Does NZ even have any athletes entered? I don't see NZ anywhere on
the medal count list. hell, even Slovenia has a medal.

Scotty

"Nav" wrote in message
...


OooooozeOne wrote:



I'm saying that with the bulk numbers you have,


There is no need to bring their obesity problem into it.

Cheers




Capt. Mooron August 20th 04 02:33 AM

Did Canada ever get one yet?

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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| Does NZ even have any athletes entered? I don't see NZ anywhere on
| the medal count list. hell, even Slovenia has a medal.
|
| Scotty
|
| "Nav" wrote in message
| ...
|
|
| OooooozeOne wrote:
|
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|
| I'm saying that with the bulk numbers you have,
|
| There is no need to bring their obesity problem into it.
|
| Cheers
|
|
|



Scott Vernon August 20th 04 02:39 AM

One bronze so far. Hey, you're beating NZ.

Scotty

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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Did Canada ever get one yet?

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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| Does NZ even have any athletes entered? I don't see NZ anywhere

on
| the medal count list. hell, even Slovenia has a medal.
|
| Scotty
|
| "Nav" wrote in message
| ...
|
|
| OooooozeOne wrote:
|
|
|
| I'm saying that with the bulk numbers you have,
|
| There is no need to bring their obesity problem into it.
|
| Cheers
|
|
|





Thom Stewart August 20th 04 03:53 AM

Don't try eating them Scot. They taste like Mutton!!!

OT


Thom Stewart August 20th 04 04:07 AM

Scot,

The KIWI's don't have time for games. They are still trying to develop
their Sail Powered Submarine.

It not easy when you have a small population.

Not to worry Nav, Oz will soon be immigrating to you. He is practising
hanging his tongue out like a Kiwi.

Ole Thom


Scott Vernon August 20th 04 08:50 AM

And not very salty, either.

Scotty

"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
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Don't try eating them Scot. They taste like Mutton!!!

OT




catherine haight August 20th 04 12:00 PM

mutton....retch....my aunt used to make it every Easter and call it
lamb...there isn't enough mint jelly in the world...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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And not very salty, either.

Scotty

"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
...
Don't try eating them Scot. They taste like Mutton!!!

OT






Scout August 20th 04 12:36 PM

don't you mean sour grapes ; )
Scout

"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
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Don't try eating them Scot. They taste like Mutton!!!

OT




Jonathan Ganz August 20th 04 06:53 PM

I think it was for having sex with sheep.

In article ,
Scott Vernon wrote:
for what?

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
I was assuming so, since you just apologized.

In article ,
Scott Vernon wrote:
today?

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
What did you do?




--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."


Capt. Mooron August 20th 04 10:02 PM


"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
| It not easy when you have a small population.

They have only 3 million people there.

Canada has 30 million

CM



katysails August 20th 04 11:42 PM

Jon stated: I think it was for having sex with sheep.

The Serta Sleep Sheep?




Scott Vernon August 21st 04 04:52 PM

That's what you got arrested for?

SV


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
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I think it was for having sex with sheep.

In article ,
Scott Vernon wrote:
for what?





Scott Vernon August 21st 04 04:54 PM

How many people in China?


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...

"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
| It not easy when you have a small population.

They have only 3 million people there.

Canada has 30 million

CM





Capt. Mooron August 21st 04 05:46 PM

Just a guess....1,300,000,000 people?
Those Losers!! ... ever see one of'em try and play Hockey?

Bah!

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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| How many people in China?
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|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
| ...
|
| "Thom Stewart" wrote in message
| | It not easy when you have a small population.
|
| They have only 3 million people there.
|
| Canada has 30 million
|
| CM
|
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Scott Vernon August 21st 04 05:54 PM

But their divers sure are cute little....oh, wait those are the
men.......no wait, they are the women......ah, Ill get back to you.

SV

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
Just a guess....1,300,000,000 people?
Those Losers!! ... ever see one of'em try and play Hockey?

Bah!

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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| How many people in China?
|
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
| ...
|
| "Thom Stewart" wrote in message
| | It not easy when you have a small population.
|
| They have only 3 million people there.
|
| Canada has 30 million
|
| CM
|
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|





Capt. Mooron August 21st 04 06:11 PM

DIVE!!! It's like they only weigh 20 friggin' kilos.... soaking wet....
okay, maybe 22kg for the men.
........cue the song "Short People"!!!!

CM




"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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| But their divers sure are cute little....oh, wait those are the
| men.......no wait, they are the women......ah, Ill get back to you.
|
| SV
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
| ...
| Just a guess....1,300,000,000 people?
| Those Losers!! ... ever see one of'em try and play Hockey?
|
| Bah!
|
| CM
|
| "Scott Vernon" wrote in message
| ...
| | How many people in China?
| |
| |
| | "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
| | ...
| |
| | "Thom Stewart" wrote in message
| | | It not easy when you have a small population.
| |
| | They have only 3 million people there.
| |
| | Canada has 30 million
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| | CM
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Scott Vernon August 22nd 04 02:06 PM

So, according to Ozzy's ''statistical rules for whiners'', they should
win like 30 times the medals than us.

SV



"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
Just a guess....1,300,000,000 people?
Those Losers!! ... ever see one of'em try and play Hockey?

Bah!

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
| How many people in China?
|
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
| ...
|
| "Thom Stewart" wrote in message
| | It not easy when you have a small population.
|
| They have only 3 million people there.
|
| Canada has 30 million
|
| CM
|
|
|
|





Scott Vernon August 24th 04 12:40 PM

Just doing the math, ozzy.

Gongrats on your girls swim relay team, they were awesome. and cute,
too.

Scotty


OooooozeOne wrote in message
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On Sun, 22 Aug 2004 09:06:20 -0400, "Scott Vernon"
scribbled thusly:

So, according to Ozzy's ''statistical rules for whiners'', they

should
win like 30 times the medals than us.

SV


Bwaaahahahahahhahahahaaa!
I love it when you get patriotic Scootz

all common sense goes straight out the window :-)


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.




Scott Vernon August 24th 04 01:19 PM

Yup, as good as your girls were, our guys were better, even w/o
Phelps. Is it over now?

Scotty

OoozeOne wrote in message
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On Tue, 24 Aug 2004 07:40:19 -0400, "Scott Vernon"
scribbled thusly:

Just doing the math, ozzy.

Gongrats on your girls swim relay team, they were awesome. and

cute,
too.

Scotty


They are eh, and the cyclists aren't too shabby either..nothing like
those German girls...how do they find a seat that big?
The girls really showed up the guys this time.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.




Scott Vernon August 24th 04 11:42 PM

We're even beating China. So much for your theory.

SV

OoozeOne wrote in message
...
On Tue, 24 Aug 2004 08:19:05 -0400, "Scott Vernon"
scribbled thusly:

Yup, as good as your girls were, our guys were better, even w/o
Phelps. Is it over now?

Scotty

Not yet..and I notice that the US has finally made the top of the
medal tally.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.




Scott Vernon August 25th 04 02:42 AM

Well, congrats on the 14 golds. that's mighty impressive for a small
2-bit backwards country.

Did you see Canada's medal count? he he he

Scotty


OoozeOne wrote in message
...
On Tue, 24 Aug 2004 18:42:46 -0400, "Scott Vernon"
scribbled thusly:

We're even beating China. So much for your theory.

SV


Ahhh but the theory relates to the number of people playing sport.
Sorta like your results in the baseball, with 30million registered
players ya gotta have a good team with plenty of depth.

And that's only women.....

OoozeOne wrote in message
.. .
On Tue, 24 Aug 2004 08:19:05 -0400, "Scott Vernon"
scribbled thusly:

Yup, as good as your girls were, our guys were better, even w/o
Phelps. Is it over now?

Scotty
Not yet..and I notice that the US has finally made the top of the
medal tally.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.





Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.




Lady Pilot August 25th 04 06:23 AM


OoozeOne wrote in message
...
On Tue, 24 Aug 2004 08:19:05 -0400, "Scott Vernon"
scribbled thusly:

Yup, as good as your girls were, our guys were better, even w/o
Phelps. Is it over now?

Scotty

Not yet..and I notice that the US has finally made the top of the
medal tally.


Of course...we left you in the wind!

LP (How could you ever doubt it?)

P.S. I have the last of the sailing competion TiVo'd. Just in case anyone
wants a copy.

Email me at ladypilot7 @ yahoo....com (take out the spaces and dots...)



Lady Pilot August 25th 04 06:25 AM


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Well, congrats on the 14 golds. that's mighty impressive for a small
2-bit backwards country.

Did you see Canada's medal count? he he he


What medal counts? Don't they have a maple leaf for a flag? rofl...

LP (sorry, Mooron)



Lady Pilot August 25th 04 06:26 AM


OoozeOne wrote:

Too much permafrost in Canada.


Thanks! I was wondering what the problem was...

LP



Capt. Mooron August 25th 04 01:02 PM


"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:opVWc.1858$gl.290@okepread07...
|
| "Scott Vernon" wrote in message
| ...
| Well, congrats on the 14 golds. that's mighty impressive for a small
| 2-bit backwards country.
|
| Did you see Canada's medal count? he he he
|
| What medal counts? Don't they have a maple leaf for a flag? rofl...
|
| LP (sorry, Mooron)

The girls here make bikinis out of them maple leaves..... :-)

Maple Syrup....M-m-m-m-m-m-m

CM



Capt. Mooron August 25th 04 01:03 PM


"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:dqVWc.1861$gl.1@okepread07...
|
| OoozeOne wrote:
|
| Too much permafrost in Canada.
|
| Thanks! I was wondering what the problem was...

Turn up the Heat??.... ;-)

CM



Capt. Mooron August 25th 04 01:09 PM


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
| Well, congrats on the 14 golds. that's mighty impressive for a small
| 2-bit backwards country.
|
| Did you see Canada's medal count? he he he

We got more than we expected..... of course we don't have the funding like
they do in the USA nor the Centers like they have in Australia. The
Canadian Athletes that won medals did it all on their own without undue
taxpayer input. Now they will have backing from corporate sponsors due to
their medals. The way it should be. You guys run Olympic Competition like a
Communist Country!

CM




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