Man did I miss out on a chest full of medals!
 

Your cheek must be sore from placing your tongue so firmly in it, Joe.

Hummmmm...... you see what level the one side it at..... Sounds like a
Michael Moore Fan...

Man did I miss out on a chest full of medals!
 

Very interesting.....do they not give Purple Hearts for brain damage
caused by venereal disease?

Why do you ask. Did you miss out on that opportunity ;o)

Man did I miss out on a chest full of medals!
 

Just kidding. I agree with New York Sen. Hillary Rodham Rodham, smartest
woman in America, who says in her book, "I love Arkansas."

Pity she couldn't get elected there and had to come to New York where the
electorate is dumb enough to vote for her.

New York is one of the few places liberal enough to welcome her.

Man did I miss out on a chest full of medals!
 

You forgot the mention that you may, or may not have been in
Cambodia, and it may, or may not have been Christmastime.
Don't you remember testifying before Congress that you were
definately in Cambodia? And later not being so sure?

It's just an honesty issue, you are making too much of it......

Man did I miss out on a chest full of medals!
 

Some might disagree because the injuries must be caused by enemy action
but
in your case you are your own worst enemy so I guess the PHs would be
appropriate. And maybe I will vote for you. I was torn between Al
Sharpton
and Jessie Jackson but your record is even better (c:

That was a good one. Funny.... hehehehe

Man did I miss out on a chest full of medals!
 

That's better than a KKK fan.

true, but not much

Man did I miss out on a chest full of medals!
 

On Fri, 13 Aug 2004 10:11:40 -0700, Joe wrote:


Damn..... Not only did I pass on applying for my own awards, but I did not
marry a widow that got everything she owns from her dead husbands hard
work.

Geez guy, where do you get this stuff? John Heinz didn't get his wealth
by hard work, he got it by birthright. His great-grandfather started
Heinz Foods. John Heinz was an honest, and productive man, but his
efforts weren't directed at accumulating wealth.



Oh well, Ill just work hard for what I deserve, and leave the
leaching off honorable dead hard working people to others.

I also hear to be a fake hero you need to speak French...

Joe