Do you know why people don't race gerbils?

They're too hard to get out of Gere.

Bart Senior wrote:

Do you know why people don't race gerbils?
They're too hard to get out of Gere.

You believe all sorts of urban legends, don't you, Bart?

Anyway, here's the straight deal on Gere and gerbils - yes, it's a
myth, but the articles or not for the squeamish:

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a2_216b.html
http://www.snopes.com/risque/homosex/gerbil.htm

(BTW, your joke's so old it's eligible to vote)


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No I don't believe it. Never-the-less I despise
Richard Gere. Did you hear what he said after
911? He will never be welcome in the New
York area again.

"Walt" wrote
Bart Senior wrote:

Do you know why people don't race gerbils?
They're too hard to get out of Gere.

You believe all sorts of urban legends, don't you, Bart?

You sure do despise a lot of people... I feel sorry for you,
but I suspect you despise yourself a lot more.

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"Bart Senior" wrote in message
t...
No I don't believe it. Never-the-less I despise
Richard Gere. Did you hear what he said after
911? He will never be welcome in the New
York area again.

"Walt" wrote
Bart Senior wrote:

Do you know why people don't race gerbils?
They're too hard to get out of Gere.

You believe all sorts of urban legends, don't you, Bart?

On Thu, 05 Aug 2004 01:38:05 +0000, Bart Senior wrote:

No I don't believe it. Never-the-less I despise Richard Gere. Did you
hear what he said after 911? He will never be welcome in the New York
area again.

OK, so exactly what did Gere say that infuriated you so much?


"Bart Senior" wrote in message
t...
No I don't believe it. Never-the-less I despise
Richard Gere. Did you hear what he said after
911? He will never be welcome in the New
York area again.

"Walt" wrote
Bart Senior wrote:

Do you know why people don't race gerbils?
They're too hard to get out of Gere.

You believe all sorts of urban legends, don't you, Bart?