Uh, BB,
Taddy's not gay....

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katysails wrote:

Very kind of you Mr Crantz, but Bill the barnacle has already
admitted he's an oyster.

If you irritate him sufficiently, do you suppose he'll come up with a pearl?
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Hope must be hard-wired into the human psyche, since I live in
hope despite all experience pointing the other way.

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On Mon, 2 Aug 2004 06:50:09 -0400, "katysails"
wrote:


This particular tadpole has nothing. He wiggles mightily, but doesn't get
very
far.

You have to be astute enough to see the drag marks in the mud....

I already knew he was gayer than Horvath, but didn't realize he dressed in drag
as well.

BB

What she said, li'l oyster.
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A more humane Sockpuppet never
Did in this group exist,
To nobody second,
I'm certainly reckoned
A true ventriloquist.
It is my very humane endeavour
To make, to some extent,
Each barnuckle
An endless chuckle
Of harmless merriment.
My object all sublime, I shall achieve in time.

My object all sublime
I shall achieve in time--
To let the punishment fit the rhyme--
The punishment fit the rhyme;
And make each sailor rent
Unwillingly represent
A source of innocent merriment!
Of innocent merriment!

Hung Like A Barnacle
by Jon Deviant

Hung like a barnacle,
tongue like a lizard,
hello girls,
he's your sexual wizard.
He won't love you long time,
but he will love you good,
you say that you shouldn't,
but you know that you should.
He does have the tools,
he does have the skills,
you feel like a fool,
but it's hardly free will.
You are a G-spot,
and he your applier,
no, Yes, Yes Yes!
your loins are on fire.
You feel yourself slipping,
into the chasm,
as you ride the waves of this endless orgasm,
He is a bad boy,
and it's not a fair living,
but when you're hung like a barnacle,
all is forgiven.

Poets Note: The barnacle has the largest penis to body ratio of any known
species of animal - it can also bend its penis around corners and into its
own anus!

Bob Crantz wrote:

A more humane Sockpuppet never
Did in this group exist,
To nobody second,
I'm certainly reckoned
A true ventriloquist.
It is my very humane endeavour
To make, to some extent,
Each barnuckle
An endless chuckle
Of harmless merriment.
My object all sublime, I shall achieve in time.

My object all sublime
I shall achieve in time--
To let the punishment fit the rhyme--
The punishment fit the rhyme;
And make each sailor rent
Unwillingly represent
A source of innocent merriment!
Of innocent merriment!

Barnacle Binary the Oyster is innocent!
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...
You and scrotumpole should get together and sing show tunes some evening.
What a
pair of drag queens.

BB

On this subject we pray you be dumb--
Dumb--dumb.
We think you had better succumb--
Cumb--cumb!
You'll find there are many
Who'll cry for a penny--
Who'll cry for a penny!
There's lots of good fish in the sea!
There's lots of good fish in the sea!
There's lots of good fish, good fish in the sea!
There's lots of good fish, good fish in the sea, in the sea, in the sea, in
the sea, in the sea!
With joyous shout, with joyous shout and ringing cheer,
Inaugurate, inaugurate our new career!
With joyous shout and ringing cheer, joyous, joyous shout,
With laughing song and merry dance,
With laughing song and merry dance!
With song and dance!

If someday it may happen that a victim must be found
I've got a little list, I've got a little list
Of society's offenders who may well be underground
And who never would be missed, they never would be missed.

There's interior designers, window dressers and that sort
And grubbers who retire in strings the minute they get caught
Or those who have their noses pierces, or men who die their hair
Or idiots who host chat shows and disc jockeys everywhere
And customs men who fumbling through your underwear insist
They'd none of them be missed, they'll none of them be missed.

He's got them on a list, he's got them on a list
And they'd none of them be missed, they'll none of them be missed.

There's people with pretentious names like Justin, Trish and Rob
And the gynecologist, I've got him on the list
Or muggers, joggers, buggers, floggers, people who play golf
They never would be missed. They never would be missed.

Or waitresses who make you wait, accountants of all kinds
And actresses who kiss and tell and wiggle their behinds
And poncy little singers who to entertain us try
By dressing up and women and by singing far to high
And who on close observance must be either stoned or ****ed
I don't think they'd be missed, I'm sure they'd not be missed.

He's got them on a list, he's got them on a list
And they'd none of them be missed, they'll none of them be missed.

There's the beggars who write letters from the Inland Revenue
And the gossip columnist, I've got him on the list
Comedians and weightlifters and opera singers too
They'd none of them be missed, they'd none of them be missed.

Or traffic wardens, bankers, men who sell Venetian blinds
Or people who wear silly ties, Australians of all kinds
------------------------------------!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And nasty little editors who's papers are the pits
Who fill their rags with gossip and with huge and floppy.. er.. wrists
But anyway I think by now you must have got the gist
They'd none of them be missed. They'll none of them be missed.

Poets Note

Waaayyyyyy TMI.....

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G&S are rolling over in their graves....

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