Is this a dead rubber duck story or a dead not rubber duck story?

A good story I heard today;

A woman walks into a Vet's Office with a Limp Duck in her arms. The Vet
listens for a heart beat and gets none. He pronouces the Duck dead.

The woman gets upset and says;'"how can you be so sure it's dead. It
could just be in a Coma!"


Q: What do you call it when a dead rubber duckcrosses theroad and get****
by a semi?

A: Bounce.

A good story I heard today;

A woman walks into a Vet's Office with a Limp Duck in her arms. The Vet
listens for a heart beat and gets none. He pronouces the Duck dead.

The woman gets upset and says;'"how can you be so sure it's dead. It
could just be in a Coma!"