Question #666
 

You're about 300 feet offshore, so it's too far to swim. You've got
Bob****'s boat and he was too cheap to put in gas, so you run out.
There's a slight breeze pushing you away from shore. You don't dare
take off the mainsail cover because the mainsail has long ago
disintergrated from lack of use, and you don't dare unfurl the jib for
the same reason.

The last time you checked the flares, they had expired in June 1981,
and were thrown out. You've got no oars or paddles, and the radio
doesn't work.

What do you do?





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Question #666
 

Horvath admitted:
You're about 300 feet offshore, so it's too far to swim.

You can't swim a lousy 300 feet???? That's only 3 laps in a swimming pool.
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Question #666
 

Grab a mooring, call the CG on your $4800 handheld and demand they bring gas
to you.

SV

"Horvath" wrote in message
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You're about 300 feet offshore, so it's too far to swim. You've got
Bob****'s boat and he was too cheap to put in gas, so you run out.
There's a slight breeze pushing you away from shore. You don't dare
take off the mainsail cover because the mainsail has long ago
disintergrated from lack of use, and you don't dare unfurl the jib for
the same reason.

The last time you checked the flares, they had expired in June 1981,
and were thrown out. You've got no oars or paddles, and the radio
doesn't work.

What do you do?





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Question #666
 

radio one of my so called friends to come out and bail me out of the
situation. Then post photos detailing how the boat rolled from a surfacing
sub where the main broke off and all the diesel leaked out from me banging
my thick skull against the tank. Describing how my boat survived a trip
around cape city island.

You're about 300 feet offshore, so it's too far to swim. You've got
Bob****'s boat and he was too cheap to put in gas, so you run out.
There's a slight breeze pushing you away from shore. You don't dare
take off the mainsail cover because the mainsail has long ago
disintergrated from lack of use, and you don't dare unfurl the jib for
the same reason.

The last time you checked the flares, they had expired in June 1981,
and were thrown out. You've got no oars or paddles, and the radio
doesn't work.

What do you do?





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Question #666
 

What do you do?

Just tighten up on the docklines.

Question #666
 

BWAAHAAAHAAAAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!




"Bobspirt" wrote in message
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What do you do?

Just tighten up on the docklines.

Question #666
 

Sink the boat and climb the mast. It is important to stay with the boat!

Horvath wrote

You're about 300 feet offshore, so it's too far to swim. You've got
Bob****'s boat and he was too cheap to put in gas, so you run out.
There's a slight breeze pushing you away from shore. You don't dare
take off the mainsail cover because the mainsail has long ago
disintergrated from lack of use, and you don't dare unfurl the jib for
the same reason.

The last time you checked the flares, they had expired in June 1981,
and were thrown out. You've got no oars or paddles, and the radio
doesn't work.

What do you do?

Question #666
 

Call your boyfriend and chat for a while.

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"Horvath" wrote in message
...
You're about 300 feet offshore, so it's too far to swim. You've got
Bob****'s boat and he was too cheap to put in gas, so you run out.
There's a slight breeze pushing you away from shore. You don't dare
take off the mainsail cover because the mainsail has long ago
disintergrated from lack of use, and you don't dare unfurl the jib for
the same reason.

The last time you checked the flares, they had expired in June 1981,
and were thrown out. You've got no oars or paddles, and the radio
doesn't work.

What do you do?





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Question #666
 

Yikes!

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote ...
Call your boyfriend and chat for a while.



What do you do?

Question #666
 

Yikes.. Scotty is interested in me.

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"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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Yikes!

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote ...
Call your boyfriend and chat for a while.



What do you do?