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Question #666
You're about 300 feet offshore, so it's too far to swim. You've got
Bob****'s boat and he was too cheap to put in gas, so you run out. There's a slight breeze pushing you away from shore. You don't dare take off the mainsail cover because the mainsail has long ago disintergrated from lack of use, and you don't dare unfurl the jib for the same reason. The last time you checked the flares, they had expired in June 1981, and were thrown out. You've got no oars or paddles, and the radio doesn't work. What do you do? Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now! |
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Horvath admitted:
You're about 300 feet offshore, so it's too far to swim. You can't swim a lousy 300 feet???? That's only 3 laps in a swimming pool. -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.712 / Virus Database: 468 - Release Date: 6/27/2004 |
Question #666
Grab a mooring, call the CG on your $4800 handheld and demand they bring gas
to you. SV "Horvath" wrote in message ... You're about 300 feet offshore, so it's too far to swim. You've got Bob****'s boat and he was too cheap to put in gas, so you run out. There's a slight breeze pushing you away from shore. You don't dare take off the mainsail cover because the mainsail has long ago disintergrated from lack of use, and you don't dare unfurl the jib for the same reason. The last time you checked the flares, they had expired in June 1981, and were thrown out. You've got no oars or paddles, and the radio doesn't work. What do you do? Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now! |
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radio one of my so called friends to come out and bail me out of the
situation. Then post photos detailing how the boat rolled from a surfacing sub where the main broke off and all the diesel leaked out from me banging my thick skull against the tank. Describing how my boat survived a trip around cape city island. You're about 300 feet offshore, so it's too far to swim. You've got Bob****'s boat and he was too cheap to put in gas, so you run out. There's a slight breeze pushing you away from shore. You don't dare take off the mainsail cover because the mainsail has long ago disintergrated from lack of use, and you don't dare unfurl the jib for the same reason. The last time you checked the flares, they had expired in June 1981, and were thrown out. You've got no oars or paddles, and the radio doesn't work. What do you do? Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now! |
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What do you do? Just tighten up on the docklines. |
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BWAAHAAAHAAAAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
"Bobspirt" wrote in message ... What do you do? Just tighten up on the docklines. |
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Sink the boat and climb the mast. It is important to stay with the boat!
Horvath wrote You're about 300 feet offshore, so it's too far to swim. You've got Bob****'s boat and he was too cheap to put in gas, so you run out. There's a slight breeze pushing you away from shore. You don't dare take off the mainsail cover because the mainsail has long ago disintergrated from lack of use, and you don't dare unfurl the jib for the same reason. The last time you checked the flares, they had expired in June 1981, and were thrown out. You've got no oars or paddles, and the radio doesn't work. What do you do? |
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Call your boyfriend and chat for a while.
-- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Horvath" wrote in message ... You're about 300 feet offshore, so it's too far to swim. You've got Bob****'s boat and he was too cheap to put in gas, so you run out. There's a slight breeze pushing you away from shore. You don't dare take off the mainsail cover because the mainsail has long ago disintergrated from lack of use, and you don't dare unfurl the jib for the same reason. The last time you checked the flares, they had expired in June 1981, and were thrown out. You've got no oars or paddles, and the radio doesn't work. What do you do? Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now! |
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Yikes!
"Jonathan Ganz" wrote ... Call your boyfriend and chat for a while. What do you do? |
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Yikes.. Scotty is interested in me.
-- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... Yikes! "Jonathan Ganz" wrote ... Call your boyfriend and chat for a while. What do you do? |
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On 2 Jul 2004 13:35:36 GMT, "Scott Vernon" wrote
this crap: Grab a mooring, call the CG on your $4800 handheld and demand they bring gas to you. I thought I mentioned that the batteries in your handheld went dead years ago, and leaked acid all over the inside of the radio. Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now! |
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On Fri, 2 Jul 2004 10:02:24 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap: Call your boyfriend and chat for a while. I knew that was going to be your answer. Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now! |
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On Fri, 02 Jul 2004 02:12:44 -0400, Horvath
wrote this crap: You're about 300 feet offshore, so it's too far to swim. You've got Bob****'s boat and he was too cheap to put in gas, so you run out. There's a slight breeze pushing you away from shore. You don't dare take off the mainsail cover because the mainsail has long ago disintergrated from lack of use, and you don't dare unfurl the jib for the same reason. The last time you checked the flares, they had expired in June 1981, and were thrown out. You've got no oars or paddles, and the radio doesn't work. What do you do? Answer Monday. (Remember, this is Bob****'s boat.) Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now! |
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On Fri, 02 Jul 2004 02:12:44 -0400, Horvath
wrote this crap: You're about 300 feet offshore, so it's too far to swim. You've got Bob****'s boat and he was too cheap to put in gas, so you run out. There's a slight breeze pushing you away from shore. You don't dare take off the mainsail cover because the mainsail has long ago disintergrated from lack of use, and you don't dare unfurl the jib for the same reason. The last time you checked the flares, they had expired in June 1981, and were thrown out. You've got no oars or paddles, and the radio doesn't work. What do you do? No points to anybody. Remenber, you are on Boob****'s boat. And it's only ten feet deep where you sail. You take your whisker pole, and extend it far enough, and pole yourself back to your dock. Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now! |
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