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Flying Tadpole June 19th 04 11:23 PM

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katysails wrote:

'Scotty said: plonk' is the sound my gig makes.

My goes "splurt"...


Mine slips into the water with barely a ripple, and with the oars
moving gently and effortlessly, pulls away smoothly as a swan
swimming, with a soft sibilant hiss as the bow slices through the
water. It is indeed a truly uplifting and educational
experience, especially for those whose tenders go "plonk" and
"splurt".

--
Flying Tadpole

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katysails June 20th 04 02:13 AM

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Taddy stated:
and with the oars
moving gently and effortlessly, pulls away smoothly as a swan
swimming, with a soft sibilant hiss as the bow slices through the
water.

Oars???? You giug frogs from a BOAT???? Heck...we used to just wade nto
the old weeds and lilypads and "spurt"...they're gigged....doesn't seem
quite fitting to sneal up on 'em in a boat....
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



Flying Tadpole June 20th 04 02:52 AM

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katysails wrote:

Taddy stated:
and with the oars
moving gently and effortlessly, pulls away smoothly as a swan
swimming, with a soft sibilant hiss as the bow slices through the
water.

Oars???? You giug frogs from a BOAT???? Heck...we used to just wade nto
the old weeds and lilypads and "spurt"...they're gigged....doesn't seem
quite fitting to sneal up on 'em in a boat....
--


_My_ boat has a gig from time to time, for elegant transfer of
the captain from yacht to shore and back. You and Snotty, it
would seem, have giggles instead.

Clearly, we've tripped over different English dialects. Gigging
frogs? Nope. Gigging pubs, yes. And I know about pithing toads,
though for Scotty's benefit I'd better explain right now that
it's not a lisped description of his usual excretory functions.

--
Flying Tadpole

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Seahag June 20th 04 04:47 AM

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"katysails" wrote:
Seahag said; Hubby's van will be
paid off this January so that will pad out our savings big time

If it was us, that would mean the engine would suize up in February!


I'm trying to be optimistic here, Katy! Sheesh, you know something
expensive will loom up....

Seahag



Seahag June 20th 04 05:01 AM

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"Flying Tadpole" wrote:

Seahag wrote:

"katysails" wrote:

That's where you've been! You actually, finally, topok your boat

somewhere!
You should have stayed and made Bill get a part time job at McDonald's
nights to pay for the new spars....


We outta get a wad of dough from the funeral, took him 3 days to get

rested
up from the hours: got home at 2am and had to be back in DC at 5 am!

Poor
booger was all beat up....oh yeah, and there was the 3 block panic run

with
the cops when that pilot screwed up!

Seahag


We shoulda known you were responsible for that...
--
Flying Tadpole


Moi?

Heck, I was lounging under my air-conditioner all day!

Seahag



Seahag June 20th 04 05:07 AM

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"katysails" wrote:

Seahag said: The weather's getting
pretty hot and sticky ...

Must be nice...it finally stopped raining here...for what? you may ask?
How's about 58 F with the wind blowing out of the NW at 20 mph at the lake
at 3:30 pm? And it's supposed to go down to below 40 F there tonight, so

we
came right back home...there were whitecaps on Muskegon Lake and the idea

of
spending the night on the hook with no heater just didn't seem like a fun
thing...Maybe it will turn summertime tomorrow (miraculously...)


Too bad we can't swap some of that weather.

Seahag



Seahag June 20th 04 05:13 AM

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"Flying Tadpole" wrote:

katysails wrote:

Taddy stated:
and with the oars
moving gently and effortlessly, pulls away smoothly as a swan
swimming, with a soft sibilant hiss as the bow slices through the
water.

Oars???? You giug frogs from a BOAT???? Heck...we used to just wade

nto
the old weeds and lilypads and "spurt"...they're gigged....doesn't seem
quite fitting to sneal up on 'em in a boat....
--


_My_ boat has a gig from time to time, for elegant transfer of
the captain from yacht to shore and back. You and Snotty, it
would seem, have giggles instead.

Clearly, we've tripped over different English dialects. Gigging
frogs? Nope. Gigging pubs, yes. And I know about pithing toads,
though for Scotty's benefit I'd better explain right now that
it's not a lisped description of his usual excretory functions.


So you sneal up and pith on toads?

Seahag



Flying Tadpole June 20th 04 06:47 AM

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Seahag wrote:

"Flying Tadpole" wrote:

katysails wrote:

Taddy stated:
and with the oars
moving gently and effortlessly, pulls away smoothly as a swan
swimming, with a soft sibilant hiss as the bow slices through the
water.

Oars???? You giug frogs from a BOAT???? Heck...we used to just wade

nto
the old weeds and lilypads and "spurt"...they're gigged....doesn't seem
quite fitting to sneal up on 'em in a boat....
--


_My_ boat has a gig from time to time, for elegant transfer of
the captain from yacht to shore and back. You and Snotty, it
would seem, have giggles instead.

Clearly, we've tripped over different English dialects. Gigging
frogs? Nope. Gigging pubs, yes. And I know about pithing toads,
though for Scotty's benefit I'd better explain right now that
it's not a lisped description of his usual excretory functions.


So you sneal up and pith on toads?

Seahag


Ah...a more disgusting mind than even the Tadpole's...
--
Flying Tadpole

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Flying Tadpole June 20th 04 06:49 AM

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Seahag wrote:

"Flying Tadpole" wrote:

Seahag wrote:

"katysails" wrote:

That's where you've been! You actually, finally, topok your boat
somewhere!
You should have stayed and made Bill get a part time job at McDonald's
nights to pay for the new spars....

We outta get a wad of dough from the funeral, took him 3 days to get

rested
up from the hours: got home at 2am and had to be back in DC at 5 am!

Poor
booger was all beat up....oh yeah, and there was the 3 block panic run

with
the cops when that pilot screwed up!

Seahag


We shoulda known you were responsible for that...
--
Flying Tadpole


Moi?

Heck, I was lounging under my air-conditioner all day!

Seahag


Yeah, with the radio controls for that 1/4 scale model light
aircraft of yours...
--
Flying Tadpole

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Seahag June 20th 04 02:16 PM

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"Flying Tadpole" wrote:

Seahag wrote:

"Flying Tadpole" wrote:

katysails wrote:

Taddy stated:
and with the oars
moving gently and effortlessly, pulls away smoothly as a swan
swimming, with a soft sibilant hiss as the bow slices through the
water.

Oars???? You giug frogs from a BOAT???? Heck...we used to just

wade
nto
the old weeds and lilypads and "spurt"...they're gigged....doesn't

seem
quite fitting to sneal up on 'em in a boat....
--

_My_ boat has a gig from time to time, for elegant transfer of
the captain from yacht to shore and back. You and Snotty, it
would seem, have giggles instead.

Clearly, we've tripped over different English dialects. Gigging
frogs? Nope. Gigging pubs, yes. And I know about pithing toads,
though for Scotty's benefit I'd better explain right now that
it's not a lisped description of his usual excretory functions.


So you sneal up and pith on toads?

Seahag


Ah...a more disgusting mind than even the Tadpole's...
--
Flying Tadpole


Impossible.

Seahag



katysails June 20th 04 02:23 PM

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So you sneal up and pith on toads?


Maybe we could start calling him "Toady".....
(for the life of me, I cannot see why anyone would want to gig a
toad....foul things that they are...) we used to gig frogs for a lady down
the street who paid us for the legs....
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



katysails June 20th 04 02:24 PM

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Taddy commented:
Ah...a more disgusting mind than even the Tadpole's...
--
Not possible....
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



Seahag June 20th 04 08:28 PM

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"katysails" wrote:

So you sneal up and pith on toads?


Maybe we could start calling him "Toady".....
(for the life of me, I cannot see why anyone would want to gig a
toad....foul things that they are...) we used to gig frogs for a lady down
the street who paid us for the legs....


Maybe they eat toad legs on Barker Creek!

Seahag



Flying Tadpole June 21st 04 12:05 AM

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You and Seahag need to watch your timing when singing chorus....

katysails wrote:

Taddy commented:
Ah...a more disgusting mind than even the Tadpole's...
--
Not possible....
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


--
Flying Tadpole

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Flying Tadpole June 21st 04 12:14 AM

How to pith a toad (non-excretory)
 
FYI

Toads used to be pithed for frankensteinian biology experiments,
particularly dealing with hearts and nervous systems. Take one
live toad, preferably a cane toad, hold firmly by the back legs
so that it doesn't fly across the laboratory on the up swing,
swing around one's head then bring it down hard so that the head
cracks against the edge of the laboratory bench (not so hard that
its head snaps off and flies across the laboratory). Toad should
be unconscious or dead after that. Ignore movement. Sever the
backbone at the neck then with a probe push up the spinal nerve
conduit and pulp the spinal nerve and the cerebellum. Ignore
movement while doing so. Dissect out the heart, suspend between
supports, flood with saline and apply various stimulants. Watch
it beat. dissect out other bits of nerve and muscle, apply
electrodes, charge, watch responses.

The most revolting thing I was forced to do as an innocent
student.

katysails wrote:

So you sneal up and pith on toads?

Maybe we could start calling him "Toady".....
(for the life of me, I cannot see why anyone would want to gig a
toad....foul things that they are...) we used to gig frogs for a lady down
the street who paid us for the legs....
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


--
Flying Tadpole

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John Cairns June 21st 04 03:20 AM

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"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...
FYI

Toads used to be pithed for frankensteinian biology experiments,
particularly dealing with hearts and nervous systems. Take one
live toad, preferably a cane toad, hold firmly by the back legs
so that it doesn't fly across the laboratory on the up swing,
swing around one's head then bring it down hard so that the head
cracks against the edge of the laboratory bench (not so hard that
its head snaps off and flies across the laboratory). Toad should
be unconscious or dead after that. Ignore movement. Sever the
backbone at the neck then with a probe push up the spinal nerve
conduit and pulp the spinal nerve and the cerebellum. Ignore
movement while doing so. Dissect out the heart, suspend between
supports, flood with saline and apply various stimulants. Watch
it beat. dissect out other bits of nerve and muscle, apply
electrodes, charge, watch responses.

The most revolting thing I was forced to do as an innocent
student.

You know, they don't use live specimens, not for the high school kids.
This should bring back fond memories.
http://curry.edschool.virginia.edu/go/frog/Frog2/

John Cairns



katysails June 21st 04 03:44 AM

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Haggie surmised:
Maybe they eat toad legs on Barker Creek!

I wouldn't doubt it at all....it's all those walk-abouts....probably eats
ants, too....
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



katysails June 21st 04 03:45 AM

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Taddy said:
You and Seahag need to watch your timing when singing chorus....

Great minds think alike.....we're just not always in tandem....
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



katysails June 21st 04 03:54 AM

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I thought cane toads were deadly poisonous?

We did similar experiments in A&P with frogs...we'd anesthetize them with
chloroform, slice them open, and put drops of digitalis on their hearts to
watch them have heart attacks....only the guy I shared a lab table with was
a physician's son with a warm heart...he brought a suture kit and we sewed
our frog back up...she survived for about 2 weeks (yes, we knew she was a
she....full of eggs....as a future OB-GYN, my lab partner also performed an
oopherectomy....

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



Peter Wiley June 21st 04 04:09 AM

How to pith a toad (non-excretory)
 
In article , Flying Tadpole
wrote:

FYI

Toads used to be pithed for frankensteinian biology experiments,
particularly dealing with hearts and nervous systems. Take one
live toad, preferably a cane toad, hold firmly by the back legs
so that it doesn't fly across the laboratory on the up swing,
swing around one's head then bring it down hard so that the head
cracks against the edge of the laboratory bench (not so hard that
its head snaps off and flies across the laboratory). Toad should
be unconscious or dead after that. Ignore movement. Sever the
backbone at the neck then with a probe push up the spinal nerve
conduit and pulp the spinal nerve and the cerebellum. Ignore
movement while doing so. Dissect out the heart, suspend between
supports, flood with saline and apply various stimulants. Watch
it beat. dissect out other bits of nerve and muscle, apply
electrodes, charge, watch responses.

The most revolting thing I was forced to do as an innocent
student.


Wimp. That was a lot of fun. The real challenge was doing it to lab
rats. You had to get the swing and angle just right to crack their
heads on the edge of the lab bench. My wife was doing Hons at the time
and killing rats wholesale.

The real hassle used to come when the rat's scaly tail skin would come
off halfway through the downswing. Catching a partially skinned rat in
a lab is pretty hilarious but you want to tuck your pants into your
socks first.

PDW

Scott Vernon June 21st 04 04:14 AM

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poor baby....it was mid 50s on Sat. night absolutely perfect sleeping
weather, and sunny and 70s today. Light winds though. Lisa gooped me up with
lotsa sunblock, but she got burnt :o

Scotty


"katysails" wrote in message
...

Seahag said: The weather's getting
pretty hot and sticky ...

Must be nice...it finally stopped raining here...for what? you may ask?
How's about 58 F with the wind blowing out of the NW at 20 mph at the lake
at 3:30 pm? And it's supposed to go down to below 40 F there tonight, so

we
came right back home...there were whitecaps on Muskegon Lake and the idea

of
spending the night on the hook with no heater just didn't seem like a fun
thing...Maybe it will turn summertime tomorrow (miraculously...)
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein




Scott Vernon June 21st 04 04:18 AM

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we used to shoot them with BB guns.

SV

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Taddy stated:
and with the oars
moving gently and effortlessly, pulls away smoothly as a swan
swimming, with a soft sibilant hiss as the bow slices through the
water.

Oars???? You giug frogs from a BOAT???? Heck...we used to just wade nto
the old weeds and lilypads and "spurt"...they're gigged....doesn't seem
quite fitting to sneal up on 'em in a boat....
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein




Bobsprit June 21st 04 04:32 AM

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we used to shoot them with BB guns.



Anyone impressed? Seems that before Scotty Potty was a woman, he was a girl
with a BB gun.


RB

Flying Tadpole June 21st 04 06:45 AM

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Peter Wiley wrote:

In article , Flying Tadpole
wrote:

FYI

Toads used to be pithed for frankensteinian biology experiments,
particularly dealing with hearts and nervous systems. Take one
live toad, preferably a cane toad, hold firmly by the back legs
so that it doesn't fly across the laboratory on the up swing,
swing around one's head then bring it down hard so that the head
cracks against the edge of the laboratory bench (not so hard that
its head snaps off and flies across the laboratory). Toad should
be unconscious or dead after that. Ignore movement. Sever the
backbone at the neck then with a probe push up the spinal nerve
conduit and pulp the spinal nerve and the cerebellum. Ignore
movement while doing so. Dissect out the heart, suspend between
supports, flood with saline and apply various stimulants. Watch
it beat. dissect out other bits of nerve and muscle, apply
electrodes, charge, watch responses.

The most revolting thing I was forced to do as an innocent
student.


Wimp. That was a lot of fun. The real challenge was doing it to lab
rats. You had to get the swing and angle just right to crack their
heads on the edge of the lab bench. My wife was doing Hons at the time
and killing rats wholesale.

The real hassle used to come when the rat's scaly tail skin would come
off halfway through the downswing. Catching a partially skinned rat in
a lab is pretty hilarious but you want to tuck your pants into your
socks first.

PDW


I avoided the psych students.

Skinning rats was a problem in the days I was teaching wildlife
courses. Rats had to held very carefully to avoid damaging tails
(prone to infection) while marking them (toe-clipping, not very
prone to infection but now proscribed). Had to bump of the rats
students significantly damaged, but that wasn't very many. I
used to enjoy watching students come back in from the early
morning mark/release sessions. You could tell which species of
rat they'd met by the amount of blood (theirs).
--
Flying Tadpole

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Flying Tadpole June 21st 04 06:47 AM

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Bobsprit wrote:

we used to shoot them with BB guns.

Anyone impressed? Seems that before Scotty Potty was a woman, he was a girl
with a BB gun.

RB


Never played in a country pond as a kid, Bobsprit?
--
Flying Tadpole

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past are downloadable at http://music.download.com/internetopera

Horvath June 21st 04 10:19 AM

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On 21 Jun 2004 03:32:49 GMT, (Bobsprit) wrote this
crap:

we used to shoot them with BB guns.



Anyone impressed? Seems that before Scotty Potty was a woman, he was a girl
with a BB gun.


You jealous because your daddy never gave you a Daisy Red Rider?
Maybe you could trade your whisker pole for one.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Scott Vernon June 21st 04 10:25 AM

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"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On 21 Jun 2004 03:32:49 GMT, (Bobsprit) wrote this
crap:

we used to shoot them with BB guns.



Anyone impressed? Seems that before Scotty Potty was a woman, he was a

girl
with a BB gun.


You jealous because your daddy never gave you a Daisy Red Rider?
Maybe you could trade your whisker pole for one.


his Daddy gave him a 'red ride', but not by Daisy.




Scott Vernon June 21st 04 10:28 AM

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"Flying Tadpole" croaked
Bobsprit wrote:

we used to shoot them with BB guns.

Anyone impressed?

RB


Never played in a country pond as a kid, Bobsprit?


I picture young bob at a small table, sipping tea with his imaginary
friends.


Scotty,
BTW, I wasn't trying to impress anyone.



Bobsprit June 21st 04 11:29 AM

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I picture young bob at a small table, sipping tea with his imaginary
friends.


No need to edit Scotty Potty's comments here!

Ewwwwww!

RB

Bobsprit June 21st 04 11:31 AM

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Anyone impressed? Seems that before Scotty Potty was a woman, he was a girl
with a BB gun.


You jealous because your daddy never gave you a Daisy Red Rider?

Nope, I was taught how to box and that only weak people needed guns.

RB

katysails June 21st 04 12:03 PM

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Lisa gooped me up with
lotsa sunblock, but she got burnt :o

Why didn't you reciprocate?
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



Peter Wiley June 21st 04 12:04 PM

How to pith a toad (non-excretory)
 
In article , Flying Tadpole
wrote:

Peter Wiley wrote:

In article , Flying Tadpole
wrote:

FYI

Toads used to be pithed for frankensteinian biology experiments,
particularly dealing with hearts and nervous systems. Take one
live toad, preferably a cane toad, hold firmly by the back legs
so that it doesn't fly across the laboratory on the up swing,
swing around one's head then bring it down hard so that the head
cracks against the edge of the laboratory bench (not so hard that
its head snaps off and flies across the laboratory). Toad should
be unconscious or dead after that. Ignore movement. Sever the
backbone at the neck then with a probe push up the spinal nerve
conduit and pulp the spinal nerve and the cerebellum. Ignore
movement while doing so. Dissect out the heart, suspend between
supports, flood with saline and apply various stimulants. Watch
it beat. dissect out other bits of nerve and muscle, apply
electrodes, charge, watch responses.

The most revolting thing I was forced to do as an innocent
student.


Wimp. That was a lot of fun. The real challenge was doing it to lab
rats. You had to get the swing and angle just right to crack their
heads on the edge of the lab bench. My wife was doing Hons at the time
and killing rats wholesale.

The real hassle used to come when the rat's scaly tail skin would come
off halfway through the downswing. Catching a partially skinned rat in
a lab is pretty hilarious but you want to tuck your pants into your
socks first.

PDW


I avoided the psych students.


Biochem, not psych. Psych students were almost useless.

Skinning rats was a problem in the days I was teaching wildlife
courses. Rats had to held very carefully to avoid damaging tails
(prone to infection) while marking them (toe-clipping, not very
prone to infection but now proscribed). Had to bump of the rats
students significantly damaged, but that wasn't very many. I
used to enjoy watching students come back in from the early
morning mark/release sessions. You could tell which species of
rat they'd met by the amount of blood (theirs).


Ah, memories of trapping Rattus fuscipes in the national parks north of
Sydney and various animals round Smiths Lake. We got a possum in a big
trap one night. It wasn't happy.

Another time we fooled a kookaburra into swooping on a rubber snake and
trying to beat it to death on its tree.

My first degree had a major in population ecology. I picked all the
courses with good field trips.

PDW

Scout June 21st 04 12:56 PM

How to pith a toad (non-excretory)
 
reminds me of the time one of my students slung my brand new sling
psychrometer too close to a lab bench, smashing both mercury bulbs against
the corner of the bench and sending shards of glass and droplets of Hg
everywhere.
Here is what he said: "ooopsy"
Scout

"Flying Tadpole" wrote

{snip} hold firmly by the back legs so that it doesn't fly across the
laboratory on the up swing,
swing around one's head then bring it down hard so that the head cracks
against the edge of the laboratory bench (not so hard that
its head snaps off and flies across the laboratory). {snip}




Flying Tadpole June 21st 04 02:09 PM

How to pith a toad (non-excretory)
 


Peter Wiley wrote:

In article , Flying Tadpole
wrote:

Peter Wiley wrote:

In article , Flying Tadpole
wrote:

FYI

Toads used to be pithed for frankensteinian biology experiments,
particularly dealing with hearts and nervous systems. Take one
live toad, preferably a cane toad, hold firmly by the back legs
so that it doesn't fly across the laboratory on the up swing,
swing around one's head then bring it down hard so that the head
cracks against the edge of the laboratory bench (not so hard that
its head snaps off and flies across the laboratory). Toad should
be unconscious or dead after that. Ignore movement. Sever the
backbone at the neck then with a probe push up the spinal nerve
conduit and pulp the spinal nerve and the cerebellum. Ignore
movement while doing so. Dissect out the heart, suspend between
supports, flood with saline and apply various stimulants. Watch
it beat. dissect out other bits of nerve and muscle, apply
electrodes, charge, watch responses.

The most revolting thing I was forced to do as an innocent
student.

Wimp. That was a lot of fun. The real challenge was doing it to lab
rats. You had to get the swing and angle just right to crack their
heads on the edge of the lab bench. My wife was doing Hons at the time
and killing rats wholesale.

The real hassle used to come when the rat's scaly tail skin would come
off halfway through the downswing. Catching a partially skinned rat in
a lab is pretty hilarious but you want to tuck your pants into your
socks first.

PDW


I avoided the psych students.


Biochem, not psych. Psych students were almost useless.

Skinning rats was a problem in the days I was teaching wildlife
courses. Rats had to held very carefully to avoid damaging tails
(prone to infection) while marking them (toe-clipping, not very
prone to infection but now proscribed). Had to bump of the rats
students significantly damaged, but that wasn't very many. I
used to enjoy watching students come back in from the early
morning mark/release sessions. You could tell which species of
rat they'd met by the amount of blood (theirs).


Ah, memories of trapping Rattus fuscipes in the national parks north of
Sydney and various animals round Smiths Lake. We got a possum in a big
trap one night. It wasn't happy.

Another time we fooled a kookaburra into swooping on a rubber snake and
trying to beat it to death on its tree.

My first degree had a major in population ecology. I picked all the
courses with good field trips.


Rattus fuscipes was the furry friendly one. It was Rattus
lutreolus that was the snakey sod.

I didn't get my claws into students until 2nd year, but they had
to do a natural resources equivalent to farm practice in first
year. I set them keeping tabs on the Roseworthy possums, to get
rid of harry Butler ideas (yes, that long ago) and discover that
happy furry cuddly native animals were lethal hateful spitting
beasts with five razor blades on each hand and every one aimed at
you. ALso spent many happy hours marching them through mangrove
mud, and teaching them basic power- and row-boat safety
(mandatory a.s.asa content)

ANd yes, I had students like you. The main issue was not the
rubber goods but the bongs.
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Flying Tadpole June 21st 04 02:10 PM

How to pith a toad (non-excretory)
 


Scout wrote:

reminds me of the time one of my students slung my brand new sling
psychrometer too close to a lab bench, smashing both mercury bulbs against
the corner of the bench and sending shards of glass and droplets of Hg
everywhere.
Here is what he said: "ooopsy"
Scout


Yes, but did he die later of mercury poisoning?

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DSK June 21st 04 03:26 PM

We're Back!
 
Seahag wrote:
Right now I'm working on the exterior teak. I finally got Cetol on the cap
rail under the taffrail.


AAAACK... Cetol?!?!? What's the point?


... We've finally come up with a do-able plan for the
mainmast support rebuild, so that might happen soon. The weather's getting
pretty hot and sticky so I don't know how much I can do.


We're already at "hot & sticky." Temps hovering around 100 (38 C) on our
dock Saturday afternoon. Hordes of mostquitoes, too. What you do about
it is get up at 00:dark:30 and work by the pink light of dawn, then take
a nap in the air conditioning (or work on some different project down in
the nice cool engine room). Gotta make some adjustments to life down South.

What's up with mast supports? Are you switching to deck stepped masts?

BTW was it Bill who filmed that footage of the Clintons snoozing at
Reagan's funeral? I didn't see it but a couple of friends have mentioned
it... priceless!

Fresh Breezes- Doug King


Scout June 21st 04 03:44 PM

How to pith a toad (non-excretory)
 
no, but apparently, he did get a bit of it in my tuna sandwich.
Scout

"Flying Tadpole" wrote:
Yes, but did he die later of mercury poisoning?


Scout wrote:
reminds me of the time one of my students slung my brand new sling
psychrometer too close to a lab bench, smashing both mercury bulbs

against
the corner of the bench and sending shards of glass and droplets of Hg
everywhere.
Here is what he said: "ooopsy"
Scout




Flying Tadpole June 21st 04 03:53 PM

How to pith a toad (non-excretory)
 
Ah. Melted your fillings? (pre-epoxy days)

Scout wrote:

no, but apparently, he did get a bit of it in my tuna sandwich.
Scout

"Flying Tadpole" wrote:
Yes, but did he die later of mercury poisoning?


Scout wrote:
reminds me of the time one of my students slung my brand new sling
psychrometer too close to a lab bench, smashing both mercury bulbs

against
the corner of the bench and sending shards of glass and droplets of Hg
everywhere.
Here is what he said: "ooopsy"
Scout


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Scout June 21st 04 03:57 PM

How to pith a toad (non-excretory)
 
I love the eopoxies ~ I go to the Dentist just for the blue-light show!
Scout

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...
Ah. Melted your fillings? (pre-epoxy days)

Scout wrote:

no, but apparently, he did get a bit of it in my tuna sandwich.
Scout

"Flying Tadpole" wrote:
Yes, but did he die later of mercury poisoning?


Scout wrote:
reminds me of the time one of my students slung my brand new sling
psychrometer too close to a lab bench, smashing both mercury bulbs

against
the corner of the bench and sending shards of glass and droplets of

Hg
everywhere.
Here is what he said: "ooopsy"
Scout


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Flying Tadpole

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Flying Tadpole June 21st 04 04:11 PM

How to pith a toad (non-excretory)
 
Good for wooden boatbulding too!

Scout wrote:

I love the eopoxies ~ I go to the Dentist just for the blue-light show!
Scout

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...
Ah. Melted your fillings? (pre-epoxy days)

Scout wrote:

no, but apparently, he did get a bit of it in my tuna sandwich.
Scout

"Flying Tadpole" wrote:
Yes, but did he die later of mercury poisoning?

Scout wrote:
reminds me of the time one of my students slung my brand new sling
psychrometer too close to a lab bench, smashing both mercury bulbs
against
the corner of the bench and sending shards of glass and droplets of

Hg
everywhere.
Here is what he said: "ooopsy"
Scout


--
Flying Tadpole

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Faint echoes, sometimes inaudible, of the newsgroup's glorious
past are downloadable at http://music.download.com/internetopera


--
Flying Tadpole

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