"Joe" wrote in message
| Kill the shark, beach the boat kedge over with an anchor, break out
| the welder and fix the problem.

Good Grief Joe.... you'd "Careen" the vessel not "kedge" it!!!!


Friggin' Lubbers!

CM

Cripes Bob.... after a night of shark fishing for a big Tiger Shark in
Samoa.... I swam the hundred yards to shore from the boat to go to work at
sunrise. I got a call a half hour after I arrived at the office. They caught
the 12 ft Tiger within 15 minutes of my making the shore. They finally
hauled it ashore with a loader. I was in the water with the shark. No big
deal....... unlike you I don't act like "bait"...;-)

I got the jaws mounted over the toilet in my bathroom..... that fish could
eat you whole and not burp.... well okay not you maybe since you are so
damned obese... but a regular human being fer shure! ;-)

CM

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
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| Start the engine and drive towards the beach. When the boat stops wade to
| shore and relax. The boat won't sink and sharks can't walk on land.
|
| The draft of the Beneteau is too deep. You'll be in waste deep water at
| best...perfect for the hungry shark.
|
| RB