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Joe June 15th 04 09:35 PM

Jim Cate Sock Puppet
 
But who puppet?

Neil?
Bobspirt?
Gilligan?

Perhaps he's babs dressed as a lawyer.

He sure aint no Texan........

Joe

Scott Vernon June 15th 04 10:09 PM

Jim Cate Sock Puppet
 

"Joe" wrote

He sure aint no Texan........


too small? too dumb?


Bob Crantz June 16th 04 01:35 AM

Jim Cate Sock Puppet
 
Who are these Neal and Gilligan guys? I don't see them posting anywhere.
Bobsprit is all over the place like Mexicans at the Alamo.

BC

"Joe" wrote in message
om...
But who puppet?

Neil?
Bobspirt?
Gilligan?

Perhaps he's babs dressed as a lawyer.

He sure aint no Texan........

Joe




Jonathan Ganz June 16th 04 08:39 AM

Jim Cate Sock Puppet
 
BC, you're just a newbie. Don't sweat it. Neal is part of history now. Gilly
is,
well, Gilly.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
ink.net...
Who are these Neal and Gilligan guys? I don't see them posting anywhere.
Bobsprit is all over the place like Mexicans at the Alamo.

BC

"Joe" wrote in message
om...
But who puppet?

Neil?
Bobspirt?
Gilligan?

Perhaps he's babs dressed as a lawyer.

He sure aint no Texan........

Joe






katysails June 16th 04 12:11 PM

Jim Cate Sock Puppet
 
Who are these Neal and Gilligan guys?

Gilligan's busy with other things right now...and you know all about
Neal....

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katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
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"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



Flying Tadpole June 16th 04 12:31 PM

Jim Cate Sock Puppet
 


katysails wrote:

Who are these Neal and Gilligan guys?

Gilligan's busy with other things right now...and you know all about
Neal....


Ah Katysails! Such cynicism from one so young!

--
Flying Tadpole

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Joe June 16th 04 07:05 PM

Jim Cate Sock Puppet
 
"Scott Vernon" wrote in message ...
"Joe" wrote

He sure aint no Texan........


too small? Brain......yes



too dumb? Clearly

And knows nothing of the local area.


Proof ...
Question for Cate

Jim, What new stores are at the corner of 146 & 2094?

Joe



Joe

katysails June 16th 04 10:09 PM

Jim Cate Sock Puppet
 
Ah Katysails! Such cynicism from one so young!

Just because I have legs.....

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



Flying Tadpole June 17th 04 12:29 AM

Jim Cate Sock Puppet
 


katysails wrote:

Ah Katysails! Such cynicism from one so young!

Just because I have legs.....


IIRC, that's more by good luck than good management.

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katysails June 17th 04 03:20 AM

Jim Cate Sock Puppet
 
Just because I have legs.....

IIRC, that's more by good luck than good management.

Such a snot, sometimes....

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



Flying Tadpole June 17th 04 06:34 AM

Jim Cate Sock Puppet
 


katysails wrote:

Just because I have legs.....


IIRC, that's more by good luck than good management.

Such a snot, sometimes....


"he thinks it's funny, but it's not"

(Song: "Everybody's doing it" For those who don't know, Google.
Down under version uses 'funny', US version uses 'candy'; a bit
of a booger in both cases.)

--
Flying Tadpole

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Martin Baxter June 17th 04 11:39 AM

Jim Cate Sock Puppet
 
Flying Tadpole wrote:


katysails wrote:

Ah Katysails! Such cynicism from one so young!

Just because I have legs.....



IIRC, that's more by good luck than good management.


Not if you ask Donal.

Cheers
Marty


katysails June 17th 04 11:41 AM

Jim Cate Sock Puppet
 

"he thinks it's funny, but it's not"

How phlegmy of you...
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



Flying Tadpole June 17th 04 03:02 PM

Jim Cate Sock Puppet
 


katysails wrote:

"he thinks it's funny, but it's not"

How phlegmy of you...


Well I beg your pardon and I'm sorry, I'm sure! but I had a frog
in my throat.

--
Flying Tadpole

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Flying Tadpole June 17th 04 03:04 PM

Jim Cate Sock Puppet
 


Martin Baxter wrote:

Flying Tadpole wrote:


katysails wrote:

Ah Katysails! Such cynicism from one so young!

Just because I have legs.....



IIRC, that's more by good luck than good management.


Not if you ask Donal.


WHat? DOnal's legless _again_?!!

--
Flying Tadpole

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Martin Baxter June 17th 04 04:05 PM

Jim Cate Sock Puppet
 
Flying Tadpole wrote:




Well I beg your pardon and I'm sorry, I'm sure! but I had a frog
in my throat.


Matricide? Patricide? Fratricide? Cannibalism?

Cheers
Marty


Flying Tadpole June 17th 04 04:28 PM

Jim Cate Sock Puppet
 


Martin Baxter wrote:

Flying Tadpole wrote:



Well I beg your pardon and I'm sorry, I'm sure! but I had a frog
in my throat.


Matricide? Patricide? Fratricide? Cannibalism?


None of the above. Now that I learn swords are going to have to
go into hiding in Australia, I had to put my frog somewhere out
of sight quickly--you take the point?
--
Flying Tadpole

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past are downloadable at http://music.download.com/internetopera

Martin Baxter June 17th 04 05:18 PM

Jim Cate Sock Puppet
 
Flying Tadpole wrote:

Martin Baxter wrote:

Flying Tadpole wrote:



Well I beg your pardon and I'm sorry, I'm sure! but I had a frog
in my throat.


Matricide? Patricide? Fratricide? Cannibalism?



None of the above. Now that I learn swords are going to have to
go into hiding in Australia, I had to put my frog somewhere out
of sight quickly--you take the point?


Frogs are about to be declared "Weapons dangerous to the Public Peace" in Oz?

Cheers
Marty


Scott Vernon June 17th 04 06:59 PM

Jim Cate Sock Puppet
 
S'at mean you and Moron can't visit Taddy?


"Martin Baxter" wroted

Frogs are about to be declared "Weapons dangerous to the Public Peace" in

Oz?

Cheers
Marty



Flying Tadpole June 17th 04 11:34 PM

Jim Cate Sock Puppet
 


Martin Baxter wrote:

Flying Tadpole wrote:

Martin Baxter wrote:

Flying Tadpole wrote:



Well I beg your pardon and I'm sorry, I'm sure! but I had a frog
in my throat.


Matricide? Patricide? Fratricide? Cannibalism?



None of the above. Now that I learn swords are going to have to
go into hiding in Australia, I had to put my frog somewhere out
of sight quickly--you take the point?


Frogs are about to be declared "Weapons dangerous to the Public Peace" in Oz?


Frogging, Marty. "When I first put this uniform on...."

--
Flying Tadpole

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katysails June 18th 04 03:10 AM

Jim Cate Sock Puppet
 

Well I beg your pardon and I'm sorry, I'm sure! but I had a frog
in my throat.

Well, quit toadying around!
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



katysails June 18th 04 03:13 AM

Jim Cate Sock Puppet
 

S'at mean you and Moron can't visit Taddy?

Marty and Mooron aren't frogs, you salamander...they're iguanas....
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



katysails June 18th 04 03:14 AM

Jim Cate Sock Puppet
 

WHat? DOnal's legless _again_?!!

Yup, doens't have a leg to stand on!
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



Scott Vernon June 18th 04 03:18 AM

Jim Cate Sock Puppet
 
Canadains = french = frogs.

:p~


"katysails" wrote in message
...

S'at mean you and Moron can't visit Taddy?

Marty and Mooron aren't frogs, you salamander...they're iguanas....
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein




Scott Vernon June 18th 04 03:19 AM

Jim Cate Sock Puppet
 
Butt he's got a butt to sit on. At least at the beach, anyways.

Scotty


"katysails" wrote in message
...

WHat? DOnal's legless _again_?!!

Yup, doens't have a leg to stand on!
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein




Flying Tadpole June 18th 04 03:24 AM

Jim Cate Sock Puppet
 


katysails wrote:

Well I beg your pardon and I'm sorry, I'm sure! but I had a frog
in my throat.

Well, quit toadying around!


You've been reading the opera script too much! I haven't even
been _near_ Seahag!
--
Flying Tadpole

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katysails June 18th 04 03:51 AM

Jim Cate Sock Puppet
 
Taddy calimed: You've been reading the opera script too much! I haven't even
been _near_ Seahag!

Oh yeah? Not what I heard....

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



katysails June 18th 04 03:54 AM

Jim Cate Sock Puppet
 
Scotty ssaid: Canadains = french = frogs.

:p~

Excuse me but Quebec does not all of Canada make....the majority of Canada
is Anglo-Saxon/Celtic mix....and Mooron's a Congo born Belgian for Pete's
sake....how French is that????? And Baxter is hardly a French non de
plume....all my Canadian rellies are Scots/Irish descent.....with maybe some
Native American thrown in here and there (but no one talks about that
possibility...)

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



Flying Tadpole June 18th 04 03:55 AM

Jim Cate Sock Puppet
 


katysails wrote:

Taddy calimed: You've been reading the opera script too much! I haven't even
been _near_ Seahag!

Oh yeah? Not what I heard....


There is no truth whatsoever in the rumour that I'm sparring with
Seahag.

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Flying Tadpole

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katysails June 18th 04 04:08 AM

Jim Cate Sock Puppet
 
Taddy remonstrated: There is no truth whatsoever in the rumour that I'm
sparring with
Seahag.

Sparring, huh?


--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



Flying Tadpole June 18th 04 04:21 AM

Jim Cate Sock Puppet
 


katysails wrote:

Taddy remonstrated: There is no truth whatsoever in the rumour that I'm
sparring with
Seahag.

Sparring, huh?


Well I can't be, can I? Everyone who's followed the saga of her
boat _knows_ there are no spars.

--
Flying Tadpole

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katysails June 18th 04 11:38 AM

Jim Cate Sock Puppet
 
Taddy expained; Well I can't be, can I? Everyone who's followed the saga of
her
boat _knows_ there are no spars.

Some might thiink that evidence....

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



Martin Baxter June 18th 04 11:54 AM

Jim Cate Sock Puppet
 
katysails wrote:

Scotty ssaid: Canadains = french = frogs.

:p~

Excuse me but Quebec does not all of Canada make...



Quebec is not part of Canada, Quebec is an independent Republic, it has its'
own National Assembly, its' own Premier, it uses Napolionic Civil Code (now there's a contradiction in terms).....

Cheers
Marty


katysails June 19th 04 01:08 AM

Jim Cate Sock Puppet
 
Quebec is not part of Canada

I keep forgetting they seceded...

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



Capt. Mooron June 19th 04 04:30 AM

Jim Cate Sock Puppet
 
We can as long as we leave the swords at home.... which is okay by me since
I have a "Walrus Dick" which has yet to be outlawed but is an awsome
weapon... seriously... the walrus penis bone is one deadly friggin' club.
Way better than a "Gay" Louisville Slugger!! I can shatter 3/4" plywood
with my walrus dick! Everyone should have a Walrus Dick Bone!

It's dense, it's thick and you can beat rocks without damaging it..... it's
like Bobsprit but useful!

Imagine how humiliating it would be to be beaten into submission with a
Walrus Dick....!!!!

CM



"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
| S'at mean you and Moron can't visit Taddy?
|
|
| "Martin Baxter" wroted
|
| Frogs are about to be declared "Weapons dangerous to the Public Peace"
in
| Oz?
|
| Cheers
| Marty
|
|



Capt. Mooron June 19th 04 04:31 AM

Jim Cate Sock Puppet
 

OzOne wrote in message
| They can but they need to wear a jockstrap OK!

Damned House-Sitter on Ozzy's computer again!

CM



Capt. Mooron June 19th 04 04:33 AM

Jim Cate Sock Puppet
 
Americans= Yanks = Crackers = ****ed Up!
;-p~

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
| Canadains = french = frogs.
|
| :p~
|
|
| "katysails" wrote in message
| ...
|
| S'at mean you and Moron can't visit Taddy?
|
| Marty and Mooron aren't frogs, you salamander...they're iguanas....
| --
| katysails
| s/v Chanteuse
| Kirie Elite 32
| http://katysails.tripod.com
|
| "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
| and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein
|
|
|



Capt. Mooron June 19th 04 04:35 AM

Jim Cate Sock Puppet
 
You tell'em Kitty!!! Soon enough Scotty will be elbow deep in sandwhich
grabbin' Cannucks callin' him Gramps! ;-)

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
| Scotty ssaid: Canadains = french = frogs.
|
| :p~
|
| Excuse me but Quebec does not all of Canada make....the majority of Canada
| is Anglo-Saxon/Celtic mix....and Mooron's a Congo born Belgian for Pete's
| sake....how French is that????? And Baxter is hardly a French non de
| plume....all my Canadian rellies are Scots/Irish descent.....with maybe
some
| Native American thrown in here and there (but no one talks about that
| possibility...)
|
| --
| katysails
| s/v Chanteuse
| Kirie Elite 32
| http://katysails.tripod.com
|
| "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
| and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein
|
|



Capt. Mooron June 19th 04 04:36 AM

Jim Cate Sock Puppet
 
Actually ... Quebec is dependant on Canada and the only thing that keeps it
from seperating is the fact it would be swallowed up by the USA in a
heartbeat!

CM

"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
...
| katysails wrote:
|
| Scotty ssaid: Canadains = french = frogs.
|
| :p~
|
| Excuse me but Quebec does not all of Canada make...
|
|
| Quebec is not part of Canada, Quebec is an independent Republic, it has
its'
| own National Assembly, its' own Premier, it uses Napolionic Civil Code
(now there's a contradiction in terms).....
|
| Cheers
| Marty
|



Capt. Mooron June 19th 04 04:37 AM

Jim Cate Sock Puppet
 
No they didn't.... they got a bunch of cash to stay on for a bit....

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
| Quebec is not part of Canada
|
| I keep forgetting they seceded...
|
| --
| katysails
| s/v Chanteuse
| Kirie Elite 32
| http://katysails.tripod.com
|
| "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
| and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein
|
|




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