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jlrogers±³© June 12th 04 01:13 PM

Australians chew mice
 
Two Australian men may be prosecuted after they chewed live mice and bit off
their tails as part of a pub competition to win a holiday.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/3797103.stm

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Jonathan Ganz June 12th 04 07:00 PM

Australians chew mice
 
Mice in Australian means pretzels.

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"jlrogers±³©" wrote in message
. ..
Two Australian men may be prosecuted after they chewed live mice and bit

off
their tails as part of a pub competition to win a holiday.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/3797103.stm

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Eschew Obfuscation.





katysails June 12th 04 10:05 PM

Australians chew mice
 
Just as long as they don't chew on live kangaroos....

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Scout June 13th 04 11:18 AM

Australians chew mice
 
Throw another roo on the Bar-B!
Scout

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Just as long as they don't chew on live kangaroos....

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Flying Tadpole June 13th 04 04:13 PM

Australians chew mice
 
Unfortunatley, my most recent effort was throwing another emu on
the roo bar.

Scout wrote:

Throw another roo on the Bar-B!
Scout

"katysails" wrote in message
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Just as long as they don't chew on live kangaroos....

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katysails June 14th 04 03:01 AM

Australians chew mice
 
Taddy said: my most recent effort was throwing another emu on
the roo bar.

eeewwww emu meat....oily rancid stuff...and it stinks....

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Flying Tadpole June 14th 04 03:18 AM

Australians chew mice
 
It's not the eating, it's the slaughterhouse-de-wheels that I
loathe. I've only killed one roo and one emu, though we've had
several roos run into us and run away again. Marsupials were
behind the door, with the flightless birds, when brains were
being handed out....

katysails wrote:

Taddy said: my most recent effort was throwing another emu on
the roo bar.

eeewwww emu meat....oily rancid stuff...and it stinks....

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katysails June 14th 04 03:45 AM

Australians chew mice
 

Marsupials were
behind the door, with the flightless birds, when brains were
being handed out....

Sound like our white-tails....but at least they're good to eat....and
prettier to look at....
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Horvath June 14th 04 06:42 AM

Australians chew mice
 
On Sun, 13 Jun 2004 22:01:39 -0400, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

Taddy said: my most recent effort was throwing another emu on
the roo bar.

eeewwww emu meat....oily rancid stuff...and it stinks....



I'll stick with the lobster bisque I had this weekend.





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Flying Tadpole June 14th 04 02:52 PM

Australians chew mice
 


Horvath wrote:

I'll stick with the lobster bisque I had this weekend.


Ahhhh the sweet taste of the detritus harvesters, the bottom
feeders, removing every trace of carrion and rotting dead fish
fragments. AND I bet you had oysters as an entree, filter
feeding their way through the steady rain of rubbish settling to
the bottom. And I love the way these denizens of the decomposers
so clevrly concentrate all those lovely metals, chlorinated
hydrocarbons and all tghe other compounds that so help one to a
healthy, virile existence.
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