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Australians chew mice
Two Australian men may be prosecuted after they chewed live mice and bit off
their tails as part of a pub competition to win a holiday. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/3797103.stm -- jlrogers±³© Never date a woman you can hear ticking. - Mark Patinkin Eschew Obfuscation. |
Australians chew mice
Mice in Australian means pretzels.
-- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "jlrogers±³©" wrote in message . .. Two Australian men may be prosecuted after they chewed live mice and bit off their tails as part of a pub competition to win a holiday. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/3797103.stm -- jlrogers±³© Never date a woman you can hear ticking. - Mark Patinkin Eschew Obfuscation. |
Australians chew mice
Just as long as they don't chew on live kangaroos....
-- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
Australians chew mice
Throw another roo on the Bar-B!
Scout "katysails" wrote in message ... Just as long as they don't chew on live kangaroos.... -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
Australians chew mice
Unfortunatley, my most recent effort was throwing another emu on
the roo bar. Scout wrote: Throw another roo on the Bar-B! Scout "katysails" wrote in message ... Just as long as they don't chew on live kangaroos.... -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Faint echoes, sometimes inaudible, of the newsgroup's glorious past are downloadable at http://music.download.com/internetopera |
Australians chew mice
Taddy said: my most recent effort was throwing another emu on
the roo bar. eeewwww emu meat....oily rancid stuff...and it stinks.... -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
Australians chew mice
It's not the eating, it's the slaughterhouse-de-wheels that I
loathe. I've only killed one roo and one emu, though we've had several roos run into us and run away again. Marsupials were behind the door, with the flightless birds, when brains were being handed out.... katysails wrote: Taddy said: my most recent effort was throwing another emu on the roo bar. eeewwww emu meat....oily rancid stuff...and it stinks.... -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Faint echoes, sometimes inaudible, of the newsgroup's glorious past are downloadable at http://music.download.com/internetopera |
Australians chew mice
Marsupials were behind the door, with the flightless birds, when brains were being handed out.... Sound like our white-tails....but at least they're good to eat....and prettier to look at.... -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
Australians chew mice
On Sun, 13 Jun 2004 22:01:39 -0400, "katysails"
wrote this crap: Taddy said: my most recent effort was throwing another emu on the roo bar. eeewwww emu meat....oily rancid stuff...and it stinks.... I'll stick with the lobster bisque I had this weekend. Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now! |
Australians chew mice
Horvath wrote: I'll stick with the lobster bisque I had this weekend. Ahhhh the sweet taste of the detritus harvesters, the bottom feeders, removing every trace of carrion and rotting dead fish fragments. AND I bet you had oysters as an entree, filter feeding their way through the steady rain of rubbish settling to the bottom. And I love the way these denizens of the decomposers so clevrly concentrate all those lovely metals, chlorinated hydrocarbons and all tghe other compounds that so help one to a healthy, virile existence. -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Faint echoes, sometimes inaudible, of the newsgroup's glorious past are downloadable at http://music.download.com/internetopera |
Australians chew mice
and add to the list of bottom feeders, THE TADPOLE, the diet of which
consists on mainly sucking joy. On Mon, 14 Jun 2004 23:22:52 +0930, Flying Tadpole wrote: Horvath wrote: I'll stick with the lobster bisque I had this weekend. Ahhhh the sweet taste of the detritus harvesters, the bottom feeders, removing every trace of carrion and rotting dead fish fragments. AND I bet you had oysters as an entree, filter feeding their way through the steady rain of rubbish settling to the bottom. And I love the way these denizens of the decomposers so clevrly concentrate all those lovely metals, chlorinated hydrocarbons and all tghe other compounds that so help one to a healthy, virile existence. |
Australians chew mice
"Marc" wrote in message ... and add to the list of bottom feeders, THE TADPOLE, the diet of which consists on mainly sucking joy. Tough when someone is soooooo much faster on their feet than you. Did Taddy suck your joy? John Cairns Ahhhh the sweet taste of the detritus harvesters, the bottom feeders, removing every trace of carrion and rotting dead fish fragments. AND I bet you had oysters as an entree, filter feeding their way through the steady rain of rubbish settling to the bottom. And I love the way these denizens of the decomposers so clevrly concentrate all those lovely metals, chlorinated hydrocarbons and all tghe other compounds that so help one to a healthy, virile existence. |
Australians chew mice
He prefers his boyfriend ultimately.
-- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Flying Tadpole" wrote in message ... Horvath wrote: I'll stick with the lobster bisque I had this weekend. Ahhhh the sweet taste of the detritus harvesters, the bottom feeders, removing every trace of carrion and rotting dead fish fragments. AND I bet you had oysters as an entree, filter feeding their way through the steady rain of rubbish settling to the bottom. And I love the way these denizens of the decomposers so clevrly concentrate all those lovely metals, chlorinated hydrocarbons and all tghe other compounds that so help one to a healthy, virile existence. -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Faint echoes, sometimes inaudible, of the newsgroup's glorious past are downloadable at http://music.download.com/internetopera |
Australians chew mice
Even a child knows a tadpole is a bottom feeder pure and simple,
sucking up whatever is before it. So your revelation should not come as news to any adultwho actually had a childhood... Marc wrote: and add to the list of bottom feeders, THE TADPOLE, the diet of which consists on mainly sucking joy. On Mon, 14 Jun 2004 23:22:52 +0930, Flying Tadpole wrote: Horvath wrote: I'll stick with the lobster bisque I had this weekend. Ahhhh the sweet taste of the detritus harvesters, the bottom feeders, removing every trace of carrion and rotting dead fish fragments. AND I bet you had oysters as an entree, filter feeding their way through the steady rain of rubbish settling to the bottom. And I love the way these denizens of the decomposers so clevrly concentrate all those lovely metals, chlorinated hydrocarbons and all tghe other compounds that so help one to a healthy, virile existence. -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Faint echoes, sometimes inaudible, of the newsgroup's glorious past are downloadable at http://music.download.com/internetopera |
Australians chew mice
I'll stick with the lobster bisque I had this weekend Sea roach soup..... -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
Australians chew mice
and add to the list of bottom feeders, THE TADPOLE, the diet of which
consists on mainly sucking joy. Whoa...harsh, Marc....you been sittin nekkid on a coral reef for too long? -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
Australians chew mice
On Mon, 14 Jun 2004 18:36:40 -0400, "katysails"
wrote: a Whoa...harsh, Marc....you been sittin nekkid on a coral reef for too long? No, just an enforced absence from sailing. |
Australians chew mice
Marc wrote: and add to the list of bottom feeders, THE TADPOLE, the diet of which consists on mainly sucking joy. Forgot to ask: who's Joy? I don't remember her... -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Faint echoes, sometimes inaudible, of the newsgroup's glorious past are downloadable at http://music.download.com/internetopera |
Australians chew mice
katysails wrote: I'll stick with the lobster bisque I had this weekend Sea roach soup..... puh-lease! ANy honest crustacean would turn red-hot with fury, being confused with an insect! -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Faint echoes, sometimes inaudible, of the newsgroup's glorious past are downloadable at http://music.download.com/internetopera |
Australians chew mice
"Horvath" wrote I'll stick with the lobster bisque I had this weekend. at hooters? I had some great crab bisque last week. mmmmmmmmmm Scotty |
Australians chew mice
Taddy asked: Forgot to ask: who's Joy? I don't remember her...
Naughty, naughty.... -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
Australians chew mice
Taddy remonstrated: puh-lease! ANy honest crustacean would turn red-hot with
fury, being confused with an insect! Hey, it's gor an exoskeleton and antennae and it eats garbage...what more do you want? one man's bug is another man's crust..... -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
Australians chew mice
katysails wrote: Taddy remonstrated: puh-lease! ANy honest crustacean would turn red-hot with fury, being confused with an insect! Hey, it's gor an exoskeleton and antennae and it eats garbage...what more do you want? More legs. A crie-de-cour from Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Faint echoes, sometimes inaudible, of the newsgroup's glorious past are downloadable at http://music.download.com/internetopera |
Australians chew mice
what more do
you want? More legs. Greedy booger..... -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
Australians chew mice
katysails wrote: what more do you want? More legs. Greedy booger..... Sez she, clacking her pedipalps vigorously... -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Faint echoes, sometimes inaudible, of the newsgroup's glorious past are downloadable at http://music.download.com/internetopera |
Australians chew mice
Taddy:
Sez she, clacking her pedipalps vigorously... Wrong....spinners.... -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
Australians chew mice
katysails wrote: Taddy: Sez she, clacking her pedipalps vigorously... Wrong....spinners.... My error. I thought you'd given up weaving temporarily to be crabby for a change. Even so, you still have pedipalps. -- Flying Tadpole, now reminded that a shield shrimp is not a crustacean ------------------------- Faint echoes, sometimes inaudible, of the newsgroup's glorious past are downloadable at http://music.download.com/internetopera |
Australians chew mice
Even so, you still have pedipalps.
They don't clack....they never clack.....and I have a lot to be cranky about, so there! -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
Australians chew mice
katysails wrote: Even so, you still have pedipalps. They don't clack....they never clack.....and I have a lot to be cranky about, so there! You mean they got it wrong in the second Harry Potter movie? I'm shocked... -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Faint echoes, sometimes inaudible, of the newsgroup's glorious past are downloadable at http://music.download.com/internetopera |
Australians chew mice
You mean they got it wrong in the second Harry Potter movie? I'm
shocked... No...that was them...not me...I do not clack.... -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
Australians chew mice
"Flying Tadpole" wrote: Even a child knows a tadpole is a bottom feeder pure and simple, sucking up whatever is before it. So your revelation should not come as news to any adultwho actually had a childhood... I've never had a childhood, Taddy. But I'm trying to plan it in my future... Shalom, LP |
Australians chew mice
"katysails" wrote: Taddy asked: Forgot to ask: who's Joy? I don't remember her... Naughty, naughty.... -- katysails Is joy an instrument, or are we talking about Joy's instrument? LP (curious minds want to know...) |
Australians chew mice
Lady Pilot wrote: "Flying Tadpole" wrote: Even a child knows a tadpole is a bottom feeder pure and simple, sucking up whatever is before it. So your revelation should not come as news to any adultwho actually had a childhood... I've never had a childhood, Taddy. But I'm trying to plan it in my future... Shalom, LP Well, there you go! You've learnt something new on a.s.asa! Slainthe, -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Faint echoes, sometimes inaudible, of the newsgroup's glorious past are downloadable at http://music.download.com/internetopera |
Australians chew mice
Lady Pilot wrote: "katysails" wrote: Taddy asked: Forgot to ask: who's Joy? I don't remember her... Naughty, naughty.... -- katysails Is joy an instrument, or are we talking about Joy's instrument? LP (curious minds want to know...) You mean, did I use an instrument on Joy? -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Faint echoes, sometimes inaudible, of the newsgroup's glorious past are downloadable at http://music.download.com/internetopera |
Australians chew mice
LP asked: Is joy an instrument, or are we talking about Joy's instrument? I'm not touching that one...Taddy can answer.... -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
Australians chew mice
katysails wrote: LP asked: Is joy an instrument, or are we talking about Joy's instrument? I'm not touching that one...Taddy can answer.... Ooohhh! ALL my illusions are being shattered today. First Scotts confession that he handheld Bobsprit as a child, cruel suggestions that I've spent too long around toadmail.net, now you implying that you're normally into touching...I think I'll have a stiff drink and go and stand in the rain for awhile. -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Faint echoes, sometimes inaudible, of the newsgroup's glorious past are downloadable at http://music.download.com/internetopera |
Australians chew mice
Taddy cried:
now you implying that you're normally into touching...I think I'll have a stiff drink and go and stand in the rain for awhile. Mymymy....how delusional can one get? -- katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
Australians chew mice
I confessed to no such thing. Phtttttttttt...
"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message ... katysails wrote: LP asked: Is joy an instrument, or are we talking about Joy's instrument? I'm not touching that one...Taddy can answer.... Ooohhh! ALL my illusions are being shattered today. First Scotts confession that he handheld Bobsprit as a child, cruel suggestions that I've spent too long around toadmail.net, now you implying that you're normally into touching...I think I'll have a stiff drink and go and stand in the rain for awhile. -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Faint echoes, sometimes inaudible, of the newsgroup's glorious past are downloadable at http://music.download.com/internetopera |
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