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Matt Colie leaves, another rat the newsgroup ship deserting!
Gone to the dogs, indeed it has, by politics it's split.
The outside worldly pressures have us all to type reverting,
With our postings mostly missing all the wholesome, old-time
sh*t.

The glory days of ay-ess-ay are now far in the past!
The remnants but a shadow wan of what they were before.
There's little left 'cept spits and spats and siphons at the
last,
Though Bobsprit does his solid best to fatten it once more.

It's Captain Neal's departure! That's what's queered the pitch!
So for you and me, Matt Colie, I'm afraid life's...just a bitch.


Flying Tadpole

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So sad it is to see ole Sol a-settin'

We log an era ending, mourn the loss,

And wait and watch and wonder are we getting'

A Captain new, a curio, a boss?



As each new storm brings changes to the shorelines

And washes gone the muck beneath our decks,

This tempest too shall pass and we, the bylines,

Must welcome in the next peculiar Wreck!



Scout





"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
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Matt Colie leaves, another rat the newsgroup ship deserting!
Gone to the dogs, indeed it has, by politics it's split.
The outside worldly pressures have us all to type reverting,
With our postings mostly missing all the wholesome, old-time
sh*t.

The glory days of ay-ess-ay are now far in the past!
The remnants but a shadow wan of what they were before.
There's little left 'cept spits and spats and siphons at the
last,
Though Bobsprit does his solid best to fatten it once more.

It's Captain Neal's departure! That's what's queered the pitch!
So for you and me, Matt Colie, I'm afraid life's...just a bitch.


Flying Tadpole

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Taddy wrote: It's Captain Neal's departure! That's what's queered the pitch!
So for you and me, Matt Colie, I'm afraid life's...just a bitch

Chopped Liver...that's all that we are...chopped liver,
Not worth a fiver, as hard as we try,
We post til we quiver
and still
We're nothing but chopped liver.

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

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katysails wrote:


Chopped Liver...that's all that we are...chopped liver,
Not worth a fiver, as hard as we try,
We post til we quiver
and still
We're nothing but chopped liver.

True, we've bubbled and sqeaked our best,
And the fruits here are all over-ripe,
But liver, well chopped, at least passes one test---
It's very much better than tripe.

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Flying Tadpole

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Scout wrote:

So sad it is to see ole Sol a-settin'

We log an era ending, mourn the loss,

And wait and watch and wonder are we getting'

A Captain new, a curio, a boss?

As each new storm brings changes to the shorelines

And washes gone the muck beneath our decks,

This tempest too shall pass and we, the bylines,

Must welcome in the next peculiar Wreck!

Scout

Must we indeed? WHite powder Scout's been snortin'!
We need not "must" nor welcome any dreck,
Since odds are even that they'll pain our neck.
Who knows? The next might be a new Paul Fortin!


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Flying Tadpole

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Ah, right you are that we have choices - many!
To need, or not, or welcome not ~ I've lied?
Then grab your lance, and meet me at the beachhead,
And show me how one halts the rushing tide!

Scout

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It's very much better than tripe.

But not much....

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

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katysails wrote:

It's very much better than tripe.

But not much....


Katysails threatens her sad food blender:
"Instead of chopped liver, here's seafood extender!"

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It's very much better than tripe.

But not much....
I've also tried snipe,

But hadn't the touch,

My bass-o-matic has started to gripe

Every button I touch

Flying monkeys are ripe!

Will they taste good in fudge?

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katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

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"katysails" wrote:
It's very much better than tripe.

But not much....
I've also tried snipe,

But hadn't the touch,

My bass-o-matic has started to gripe

Every button I touch

Flying monkeys are ripe!

Will they taste good in fudge?


Just the chopped nutz.

Seahag

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Seahag wrote:



Just the chopped nutz.

Seahag


'That anything like squoze nads?

Cheers
Marty

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"Martin Baxter" wrote:
Seahag wrote:

Just the chopped nutz.


'That anything like squoze nads?


Yeah, but you gotta boil 'em first:^

Seahag

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Yeah, but you gotta boil 'em first:^

Taste like hot dogs?
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katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

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On Wed, 9 Jun 2004 21:07:49 -0400, something compelled
"katysails" , to say:


Yeah, but you gotta boil 'em first:^

Taste like hot dogs?

No, chicken.

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Just Excellent.... the audience has out done the actors once again! ;-)

CM

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...
| BOTTOMED OUT
|
| Matt Colie leaves, another rat the newsgroup ship deserting!
| Gone to the dogs, indeed it has, by politics it's split.
| The outside worldly pressures have us all to type reverting,
| With our postings mostly missing all the wholesome, old-time
| sh*t.
|
| The glory days of ay-ess-ay are now far in the past!
| The remnants but a shadow wan of what they were before.
| There's little left 'cept spits and spats and siphons at the
| last,
| Though Bobsprit does his solid best to fatten it once more.
|
| It's Captain Neal's departure! That's what's queered the pitch!
| So for you and me, Matt Colie, I'm afraid life's...just a bitch.
|
|
| Flying Tadpole
|
| -------------------------
| Faint echoes, sometimes inaudible, of the newsgroup's glorious
| past
| are downloadable at http://music.download.com/internetopera