In article , SAIL LOCO
wrote:

Have a boat that looks so run-down that
nobody bothers you! Paint rust streaks down the hull, whatever.

"Alein"

That chromed anchor would flash in the sun and attract attention. When
the pirates got close, the crew might scare them off but Bob****'d be
hiding under the V berth leaving the women to do the work.

All theoretical of course unless there are armed pirates within 200m of
his marina berth.

PDW