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Capt. Mooron May 22nd 04 03:24 AM

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"Bobsprit" wrote in message

| I run and ride my bike all the time. You got busted. Sorry!

The very same bike that induced a cardiac arrest .... which turned out to be
a pulled breast muscle??

CM



Lady Pilot May 22nd 04 03:27 AM

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"Capt. Mooron" wrote:

"Bobsprit" wrote in message

| I run and ride my bike all the time. You got busted. Sorry!

The very same bike that induced a cardiac arrest .... which turned out to

be
a pulled breast muscle??


LOL! About time we had some real entertainment around here...

LP



Bobsprit May 22nd 04 04:59 AM

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The very same bike that induced a cardiac arrest .... which turned out to be
a pulled breast muscle??

Ride and carry is many miles of mountain biking, then carrying the bike up
steep terain that would be hard to traverse carrying nothing, except now you're
carrying an unbalanced bike.
Sunday morning we are going again. Believe me Mooron, you could not hack it.

RB

Capt. Mooron May 22nd 04 07:10 AM

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"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
| The very same bike that induced a cardiac arrest .... which turned out to
be
| a pulled breast muscle??
|
| Ride and carry is many miles of mountain biking, then carrying the bike up
| steep terain that would be hard to traverse carrying nothing, except now
you're
| carrying an unbalanced bike.
| Sunday morning we are going again. Believe me Mooron, you could not hack
it.

Yeah Bob,,,, Sure! Think about it man.... I weigh in at 180 at 5' 10"...
for Gawd's sake! Everyone has seen your picture and has seen mine...... I'm
in so better shape it's not even a contest! I can out lift, out run, out
climb, out bike, out drive, out swim, out drink, out hunt, out shoot, out
****, and out fight your flabby new York Ass in a par sec.

Look Bob... keep pickin' on those flabby outta shape Yanks... you might have
a chance..... but please don't even think you are approaching my league
insofar as physical power..... you'll be left churnin' in da dust.

I'm a 100 percent wild predator to your garbage can turnin', opportunistic
scavenger! I'm a muscular machine, feline in movement and solid ox like in
power! I've seen your photos Bob... you're a slug... flabby and weak! I'm
fluid in motion and sheer power in execution. I've got a six pack to your
two four....

I can cradle a female and make her feel secure..... you smother a female and
make her feel abused. My muscles ripple while yours wobble.... I'm a
panther compared to your cardiac arrest panting... a Lion to your Lyin',
I'm a MAN compared to your Meekness!

GIVE IT UP BOB....... you're lost!!!

CM




Bobsprit May 22nd 04 12:17 PM

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Yeah Bob,,,, Sure! Think about it man.... I weigh in at 180 at 5' 10"...
for Gawd's sake! Everyone has seen your picture and has seen mine...... I'm
in so better shape it's not even a contest!

You can sit behind your keyboard and tell fairy tales all you want. I'm 6'3 210
presently with real muscle mass, little man. I'm back to running 4 days a week
amd I never drink or smoke. If you're not doing the road work, you're not in
shape; doesn't matter what you weigh. If you drink and smoke even the road work
is a waste.
You could not hack it and quite frankly, I doubt you could keep up with Suzanne
either, though her 6th month of pregnancy is forcing her to slow down for now.

RB

katysails May 22nd 04 12:45 PM

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Mooron boasts: Everyone has seen your picture and has seen mine...... I'm
in so better shape it's not even a contest!

Female perspective: Mooron wins hands down.

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



Scott Vernon May 23rd 04 10:20 PM

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oiy!

"Capt. Mooron" wrote

feline in movement



katysails May 23rd 04 11:01 PM

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Scotty commented;
oiy!

"Capt. Mooron" wrote

feline in movement


He was obviously referring to me....
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein




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