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Jeff Morris April 22nd 04 11:02 PM

Name Jim Boat Contest!
 
"Sea Gullible"

"Joe" wrote in message
om...
Lets give Jim a hand naming his new boat.

Mooron has suggested "Buttercup". its fitting but not salty enough.

I say Water Lilly.

Any other suggestions?

Joe




John Cairns April 22nd 04 11:53 PM

Name Jim Boat Contest!
 

"Donal" wrote in message
...
Shame on the rest of you. You've all forgotten what it was like to buy
your first boat.

Regards


Donal


You can't be serious. I do remember what it was like to buy my first boat,
one of the reasons I've posted some of the things I have to "jim" I also
owned an overrated pocket cruiser, I will at least give the builder some
credit as they are finally advertising the boat with some equipment, things
you'll need if you want to take your boat home when you buy it.
http://www.westwightpotter.com/p19options.htm mac still does not advertise
a realistic "sail-away" price.
When I purchased mine, they didn't advertise a "sail away" price, they are
now advertising(print media too) the boat with a price that more closely
reflects what you'll actually pay for one. Owners of these boats are quite
rabid about how much they love them and how great they are, but they're not
as great as you might think they are based on the hype. If I had had some
feedback of the nature of the kind we've been giving "jim", I might have
seriously reconsidered my purchase decision. Was the boat that bad? No,
probably not. Was the boat as good as it's hype? No, definitely not. They
used to advertise this boat as capable of crossing oceans, indeed, I recall
reading an account of a passage to the Bahamas from Fla. in a 15 foot
version of this boat, with three adults aboard! I try to give everyone the
benefit of the doubt, but I can't believe "jim" is serious. So, to sum it
all up:
A. "jim" is probably a troll, as evidenced by his correspondence with BS,
and the very content of his posts.
B. I would venture to guess that the overwhelming majority of first time
sailboat owners are novices, who can be expected to not know any better,
"jim" has been claiming otherwise since he first posted.
C. When you troll, you might hook a fish that you didn't intend to, like a 4
ft. mako, for example.
D. There is also the possibility that "jim" is chicken hawking for mac,
being a pimp is infinitely worse than being a rent boy, don't you think?

John Cairns



John Cairns April 23rd 04 12:28 AM

Name jim Boat Contest!
 

"Joe" wrote in message
om...
Lets give Jim a hand naming his new boat.

Mooron has suggested "Buttercup". its fitting but not salty enough.

I say Water Lilly.

Any other suggestions?

Joe


I wouldn't name it anything, if you don't pick a good name it will be harder
to sell the boat at the end of the season. If you albsolutely have to name
it, try:

"I'm With Stupid"
"Wasn't My Idea"
"For Sale" very clever, I think!
"Coulda Woulda Shoulda"
"Hole In The Water"
"$ Down The Hole"
"HELP"
"Student Driver"

John Cairns



Flying Tadpole April 23rd 04 12:44 AM

Name Jim Boat Contest!
 


Donal wrote:

snip

"Dream come True".

Shame on the rest of you. You've all forgotten what it was like to buy
your first boat.


Can't have forgotten 'cos I wouldn't know, seeing as how, being a
REAL sailor, I built mine.

Nevertheless, I think any of the following would be highly
appropriate for Jim's boat:

Barb

Gorge

Trol-lol-lol

Fastnetter

Spinner (or Lure-id)

Baited Breath

Bob's-me-uncle

Smokin' Mirror

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Capt. Mooron April 23rd 04 03:38 AM

Name Jim Boat Contest!
 
Now you've done got all of'em wonderin' Taddy.... Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!

CM

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
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|
|
| Donal wrote:
|
| snip
|
| "Dream come True".
|
| Shame on the rest of you. You've all forgotten what it was like to buy
| your first boat.
|
|
| Can't have forgotten 'cos I wouldn't know, seeing as how, being a
| REAL sailor, I built mine.
|
| Nevertheless, I think any of the following would be highly
| appropriate for Jim's boat:
|
| Barb
|
| Gorge
|
| Trol-lol-lol
|
| Fastnetter
|
| Spinner (or Lure-id)
|
| Baited Breath
|
| Bob's-me-uncle
|
| Smokin' Mirror
|
| --
| Tim & Flying Tadpole
| ----------------------------------
| The Light Schooner Website
| http://www.ace.net.au/schooner/index.htm
| SquareBoats! http://www.ace.net.au/schooner/sbhome.htm
| Bolger Boats netted! http://www.ace.net.au/schooner/sites2.htm



Lady Pilot April 23rd 04 06:16 AM

Name Jim Boat Contest!
 

"Wally" wrote:
wrote:

Pan - Pan


Maid-A


Heehehee! That's very witty!

I think "Temporary Insanity" would be a proper name for Jim's boat.

LP



Lady Pilot April 23rd 04 06:19 AM

Name Jim Boat Contest!
 

"Flying Tadpole" wrote:
Nevertheless, I think any of the following would be highly
appropriate for Jim's boat:

Barb

Gorge

Trol-lol-lol

Fastnetter

Spinner (or Lure-id)

Baited Breath

Bob's-me-uncle

Smokin' Mirror



Those are all very good! Maybe you could help me come up with a new
moniker. MV is too well known.

LP



Flying Tadpole April 23rd 04 07:05 AM

Name Jim Boat Contest!
 


Lady Pilot wrote:

"Flying Tadpole" wrote:
Nevertheless, I think any of the following would be highly
appropriate for Jim's boat:

Barb

Gorge

Trol-lol-lol

Fastnetter

Spinner (or Lure-id)

Baited Breath

Bob's-me-uncle

Smokin' Mirror


Those are all very good! Maybe you could help me come up with a new
moniker. MV is too well known.

LP


NV perhaps?
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Horvath April 23rd 04 11:53 AM

Name Jim Boat Contest!
 
On Thu, 22 Apr 2004 11:43:50 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

JimMacButt



That's the gayest thing posted today.





This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe

Jonathan Ganz April 23rd 04 03:44 PM

Name Jim Boat Contest!
 
You're the gayest thing on the newsgroup, well, you, Fat Boy,
and MacBoy anyway.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 22 Apr 2004 11:43:50 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

JimMacButt



That's the gayest thing posted today.





This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe





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