Handguns and sailing
 

yeah, sure, right, ubetcha. every pirate/thief on the planet has the reaction
time of a snail, and shoots with the accuracy of an 8 year old girl on a
badmitten court.

joe, faced with a professional you wouldn't stand a snow ball's chance in
Hell
of living even a few hundreths of a second. ...

While this may or may not be true (I don't know Joe's background &
training), he is hardly likely to find any real pros, such as SEALs, FBI
SWAT, etc., committing piracy. Most perp'ing these kinds of crimes are
stupid addicts weakened by their habits (Smart crooks become politicians and
pass anti-gun laws to protect their less intellegent brethern). This gives
Joe an edge. When two young men broke into an elderly (80s) man's home
recently the geezer shot one of them to death with his own gun then chased
the other away. But you'll not read that one in the N.Y. Times or Washington
Compost.

Handguns and sailing
 

And I can hit a 2" target
a 225 yards and thats with the carbine. Now with my Brit 303 I can hit
a crab trap float at 1000 yards on a rocking boat.

sure, and you can pork a broad (your type of words) 23 times in a night and
still do her virgin sisters the next morning.

That why you feel you need a hand-gun for protection.

War of Independence
 

On 15 Apr 2004 11:20:41 GMT, (JAXAshby) wrote this
crap:

was "the Patriot" about the battle of New Orleans in 1815?

Surely you must be kidding! "The Patriot" took place during the War
of Independence. The battle near the end of the movie, where the
militia was deployed in the center, and drew the British into a double
envelopment, was a depiction of the battle of Cowpens. 17 January
1781.

If so, the American
redneck farmers had hunting rifles that could fire accurately at up to 200
yards, while the Brits had rifles accurate to only 100 yards. The Americans
would shoot at the Brits until they were getting to close, then back up.

Apparently you don't know the difference between rifles and muskets.


The Brits also used a battlefield tactic they found useful for the flat plains
of Europe, namely lining up in rows and marching forward to overwhelm the
enemy, with losses. The terrain of the Battle of New Orleans did not make this
tactic viable.

That was a tactic used for thousands of years, with great success, and
had nothing to do with the terrain.

Watched 'The Patriot' last night. I loved the way a few bumbling backwoods
red-neck farmers got the best of Her Majesties finest soldiers.

True, but it wasn't the militia that won the war, it was Washington's
regulars.

The last battle was at Yorktown. Cornwallis was under seige, and
awaiting reinforcements. The French fleet cut off the ships bringing
those reinforcements, giving the victory to Washington. Didn't you
notice the French ships in the harbor near the end of that last
battle?





Screw the rules! They're more like guidelines, anyways.

War of Independence
 

were they the ones with the lace panties hanging from the riggin?

SV


"Horvath" wrote
Didn't you
notice the French ships in the harbor near the end of that last
battle?





Screw the rules! They're more like guidelines, anyways.

Handguns and sailing
 

BWaaaaahaaaaaaaahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahh aha

OzOne wrote in message ...
On 15 Apr 2004 22:59:39 GMT, (JAXAshby) scribbled
thusly:

shoots with the accuracy of an 8 year old girl on a
badmitten court.

Maybe she should switch to the good mittens


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.

War of Independence
 

On Thu, 15 Apr 2004 22:20:31 -0400, "Scott Vernon"
wrote this crap:

were they the ones with the lace panties hanging from the riggin?

Let me stop and catch my breath. I'm laughing too hard.

All seriousness aside, this was the last time the French helped us
out. And probably the last time.

Sometimes I think that the only reason Great Britian is on our side is
because it ****es off the French.






Screw the rules! They're more like guidelines, anyways.

War of Independence
 

Probably right, but they do have fewer heart attacks.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 15 Apr 2004 22:20:31 -0400, "Scott Vernon"
wrote this crap:

were they the ones with the lace panties hanging from the riggin?

Let me stop and catch my breath. I'm laughing too hard.

All seriousness aside, this was the last time the French helped us
out. And probably the last time.

Sometimes I think that the only reason Great Britian is on our side is
because it ****es off the French.






Screw the rules! They're more like guidelines, anyways.

Handguns and sailing
 

"JAXAshby" wrote
And I can hit a 2" target at 225 yards and ......

sure, and you can pork a broad (your type of words) 23 times in a night

Naw ... I dunno about you but I'm sixty-something so I'd need 23 *different*
women to perform like that.

still do her virgin sisters the next morning.

BT-DT ... but I suspect they were BSing about their virginity.

That why you feel you need a hand-gun for protection.

Of course! From jealous young husbands!

Ever try Rodeo Sex?

War of Independence
 

Even back then there was contempt towards the french, according to Mel
Gibsons' character.

Scotty

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 15 Apr 2004 22:20:31 -0400, "Scott Vernon"
wrote this crap:

were they the ones with the lace panties hanging from the riggin?

Let me stop and catch my breath. I'm laughing too hard.

All seriousness aside, this was the last time the French helped us
out. And probably the last time.

Sometimes I think that the only reason Great Britian is on our side is
because it ****es off the French.






Screw the rules! They're more like guidelines, anyways.

Handguns and sailing
 

"Vito" wrote

Ever try Rodeo Sex?

Tried it once, kept falling off the bull.

SV