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Seahag March 28th 04 06:14 PM

Duh?
 
So we stayed up until 3 am last night pumping a boat out. Seems someone
tore out the galley sink without closing the thru-hull!

Seahag




katysails March 28th 04 09:01 PM

Duh?
 
Your boat? Your husband? Is he still alive after that?

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s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
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"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



Seahag March 29th 04 04:44 AM

Duh?
 

"katysails" wrote:
Your boat? Your husband? Is he still alive after that?


Nah, it was just a little 30 footer across the way.

Seahag



katysails March 29th 04 12:46 PM

Duh?
 
Haggie replied: Nah, it was just a little 30 footer across the way.

Sigh of relief....I thought Mr Hag was done for...

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katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



Scott Vernon March 29th 04 10:23 PM

Duh?
 

"Seahag" , from the super luxurious office in her big bucks mega yacht,
wrote ..


Nah, it was just a little 30 footer across the way.

Seahag




katysails March 30th 04 12:49 AM

Duh?
 
Scotty, trashing Haggie with this quip: "Seahag" , from the super luxurious
office in her big bucks mega yacht,
will now suffer doubly for his transgressions....


--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



Scott Vernon March 30th 04 03:37 AM

Duh?
 
Haggy won't even talk to you after you get your Mac26x.

Scotty


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Scotty, trashing Haggie with this quip: "Seahag" , from the super

luxurious
office in her big bucks mega yacht,
will now suffer doubly for his transgressions....


--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein




Seahag March 30th 04 03:43 AM

Duh?
 

"katysails" wrote:

Scotty, trashing Haggie with this quip: "Seahag" , from the super

luxurious
office in her big bucks mega yacht,
will now suffer doubly for his transgressions....


Scotty never lies:^P~~~~I *do* have a super mega yacht boy, Katy never
missed a letter on that one

Seahag



Seahag March 30th 04 03:45 AM

Duh?
 
Sure I will! I've always wanted to waterski somewhere warm.

Seahag

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Haggy won't even talk to you after you get your Mac26x.

Scotty


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Scotty, trashing Haggie with this quip: "Seahag" , from the super

luxurious
office in her big bucks mega yacht,
will now suffer doubly for his transgressions....


--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein






katysails March 31st 04 12:21 AM

Duh?
 
Scotty claimed:
Haggy won't even talk to you after you get your Mac26x.

Only reason I'd ever get one is to burn it....on your front lawn....with you
tied to the mast....
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



Scott Vernon March 31st 04 02:59 AM

Duh?
 
don't forget your hood.


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Scotty claimed:
Haggy won't even talk to you after you get your Mac26x.

Only reason I'd ever get one is to burn it....on your front lawn....with

you
tied to the mast....
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein




katysails March 31st 04 03:06 AM

Duh?
 
Buzi boy remonstrated:

-- don't forget your hood.

Nah...I wear a dew rag when I burn Mac's...all that fiberglass melting away
makes for a hot fire...I just htrew Scotty in there in case anyone was
interested in BBQ....
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



Martin Baxter March 31st 04 01:47 PM

Duh?
 
katysails wrote:

Buzi boy remonstrated:

-- don't forget your hood.

Nah...I wear a dew rag when I burn Mac's...all that fiberglass melting away
makes for a hot fire...I just htrew Scotty in there in case anyone was
interested in BBQ....


We could have pot luck, I'll bring the squirty cheeze if you bring the salad!

Cheers
Marty




katysails March 31st 04 11:19 PM

Duh?
 
Marty suggested: We could have pot luck, I'll bring the squirty cheeze if
you bring the salad!

Heck..I already provided the main course...maybe Haggie could bring the
salad...one with LOTS of tomatoes in it...

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



Scott Vernon April 1st 04 02:43 AM

Duh?
 
"katysails" wrote

Heck..I already provided the main course...maybe Haggie could bring the
salad...one with LOTS of tomatoes in it...


bah. her salad IS tomatoes! nothing BUT tomatoes.



katysails April 1st 04 03:04 AM

Duh?
 
Scotty complained: bah. her salad IS tomatoes! nothing BUT tomatoes.

Yu won't be in any condition to eat salad by that point....


--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



DSK April 1st 04 03:18 PM

Duh?
 
katysails wrote:

Yu won't be in any condition to eat salad by that point....


And all those people trying to say that salad is *good* for you....

DSK


katysails April 2nd 04 01:06 PM

Duh?
 
Doug commented: And all those people trying to say that salad is *good* for
you....

It's the BBQ that won't be good for Scotty....

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



Scott Vernon April 2nd 04 05:07 PM

Duh?
 
Every Fall we have a BIG BBQ, invite the whole town, all 36 of them, 2 pigs
and a cow over an open pit. Last year the fire got out of hand and burned
down the privy. :o


--
Scott Vernon
Plowville PA __/)__/)__


"katysails" wrote

It's the BBQ that won't be good for Scotty....




Martin Baxter April 2nd 04 05:33 PM

Duh?
 
Scott Vernon wrote:

Every Fall we have a BIG BBQ, invite the whole town, all 36 of them, 2 pigs
and a cow over an open pit. Last year the fire got out of hand and burned
down the privy. :o


Nice cover story, those damn kids will smoke those funny cigarettes anywhere!

Cheers
Marty


Scott Vernon April 2nd 04 05:59 PM

Duh?
 
the worst part was my reading collection going up in smoke.


"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
...
Scott Vernon wrote:

Every Fall we have a BIG BBQ, invite the whole town, all 36 of them, 2

pigs
and a cow over an open pit. Last year the fire got out of hand and

burned
down the privy. :o


Nice cover story, those damn kids will smoke those funny cigarettes

anywhere!

Cheers
Marty



John Cairns April 2nd 04 06:03 PM

Duh?
 

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
the worst part was my reading collection going up in smoke.

You mean yer porn?



Seahag April 2nd 04 10:05 PM

Duh?
 

"Scott Vernon" wrote:
"katysails" wrote

Heck..I already provided the main course...maybe Haggie could bring the
salad...one with LOTS of tomatoes in it...


bah. her salad IS tomatoes! nothing BUT tomatoes.


Tomatoes, fresh basil, olive oil, lemon, salt,& fresh ground black pepper!

Seahag




Seahag April 2nd 04 10:08 PM

Duh?
 

"Martin Baxter" wrote:
Scott Vernon wrote:

Every Fall we have a BIG BBQ, invite the whole town, all 36 of them, 2

pigs
and a cow over an open pit. Last year the fire got out of hand and

burned
down the privy. :o


Nice cover story, those damn kids will smoke those funny cigarettes

anywhere!

"damn kids"?

Seahag



Thom Stewart April 2nd 04 11:45 PM

Duh?
 
Hey Kate;

Mac26 on a travler would sure be a great way to transport your
personnel items when you move.

Ole Thom


katysails April 3rd 04 12:21 AM

Duh?
 
Thom said: Hey Kate;

Mac26 on a travler would sure be a great way to transport your
personnel items when you move.

We have a beamy 32 ft boat....I'm sure I can stuff it with plenty of "goods"
when the time comes...unfirtunately, we have a whole moving van full of
stuff to relocate, too....but we're not going to talk about that until the
contract is signed....

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



Scott Vernon April 3rd 04 04:57 AM

Duh?
 
I think she said they're buying the Mac once they;re settled in Fla.

SV

"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
...
Hey Kate;

Mac26 on a travler would sure be a great way to transport your
personnel items when you move.

Ole Thom



Scott Vernon April 3rd 04 05:11 AM

Duh?
 
"Seahag" wrote

bah. her salad IS tomatoes! nothing BUT tomatoes.


Tomatoes, fresh basil, olive oil, lemon, salt,& fresh ground black pepper!


See? no pork at all!

SV


katysails April 3rd 04 12:40 PM

Duh?
 
Scotty stated:

-- I think she said they're buying the Mac once they;re settled in Fla.

You really like pounding those coffin nails in deeper, huh? Pigsville, PA
is on the way, ya know....
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



katysails April 3rd 04 12:41 PM

Duh?
 
Scotty whined: See? no pork at all!

Pork? That's the side dish...you know..the BBQ...you know...roast you....

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



Flying Tadpole April 3rd 04 01:30 PM

Duh?
 


katysails wrote:

Scotty sated:


You really like pounding those coffin nails in deeper, huh? Pigsville, PA
is on the way, ya know....


On the way to just where, one wonders...

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katysails April 3rd 04 03:50 PM

Duh?
 
Taddy pondered:
On the way to just where?

Hades, of course


--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



Scott Vernon April 3rd 04 04:01 PM

Duh?
 
Stop by, stay a while, I'll even throw some fresh hay down in the guest
barn.

Scotty

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Scotty stated:

-- I think she said they're buying the Mac once they;re settled in Fla.

You really like pounding those coffin nails in deeper, huh? Pigsville, PA
is on the way, ya know....
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein




katysails April 4th 04 12:32 AM

Duh?
 
Scotty invited: Stop by, stay a while, I'll even throw some fresh hay down
in the guest
barn.

You use hay for bedding? What a waste....straw is much cleaner and then
you're not wasting food....

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



Scott Vernon April 4th 04 04:17 PM

Duh?
 
It's great for those late night cravings.

SV

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Scotty invited: Stop by, stay a while, I'll even throw some fresh hay down
in the guest
barn.

You use hay for bedding? What a waste....straw is much cleaner and then
you're not wasting food....

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein




katysails April 4th 04 11:15 PM

Duh?
 
Scotty claimed:
It's great for those late night cravings.

It's usually only preganant indigent woemn that suffer from pica...is there
something you're not telling us???
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



Flying Tadpole April 5th 04 01:12 AM

Duh?
 
Er, Katysails, isn't there something, um, eponymous in nagging
Scotty over the quality of hay he provides you?

katysails wrote:

Scotty claimed:
It's great for those late night cravings.

It's usually only preganant indigent woemn that suffer from pica...is there
something you're not telling us???
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


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katysails April 6th 04 12:22 AM

Duh?
 

Taddy asked: Er, Katysails, isn't there something, um, eponymous in nagging
Scotty over the quality of hay he provides you?

No.

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



Flying Tadpole April 6th 04 12:31 AM

Duh?
 


katysails wrote:

Taddy asked: Er, Katysails, isn't there something, um, eponymous in nagging
Scotty over the quality of hay he provides you?

No.

What a soft reply. Not feeling a little hoarse, are you?
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katysails April 6th 04 12:55 AM

Duh?
 
Taddy asked:
.. Not feeling a little hoarse, are you?

No, but you should be feeling a bit cowed by now.
--


--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein




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