Scott Vernon wrote:

Every Fall we have a BIG BBQ, invite the whole town, all 36 of them, 2 pigs
and a cow over an open pit. Last year the fire got out of hand and burned
down the privy.

Nice cover story, those damn kids will smoke those funny cigarettes anywhere!

Cheers
Marty

the worst part was my reading collection going up in smoke.


"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
...
Scott Vernon wrote:

Every Fall we have a BIG BBQ, invite the whole town, all 36 of them, 2
pigs
and a cow over an open pit. Last year the fire got out of hand and
burned
down the privy.

Nice cover story, those damn kids will smoke those funny cigarettes
anywhere!

Cheers
Marty

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
the worst part was my reading collection going up in smoke.

You mean yer porn?

"Martin Baxter" wrote:
Scott Vernon wrote:

Every Fall we have a BIG BBQ, invite the whole town, all 36 of them, 2
pigs
and a cow over an open pit. Last year the fire got out of hand and
burned
down the privy.

Nice cover story, those damn kids will smoke those funny cigarettes
anywhere!

"damn kids"?

Seahag