BoatBanter.com

BoatBanter.com (https://www.boatbanter.com/)
-   ASA (https://www.boatbanter.com/asa/)
-   -   Serious question for Jeff (https://www.boatbanter.com/asa/19403-serious-question-jeff.html)

Jonathan Ganz March 12th 04 08:00 PM

Serious question for Jeff
 
And, even worse, he's already admited that he has aids.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"felton" wrote in message
...
Oh oh. Jeff, it sounds as if Jax's interest in you has turned
disturbingly sexual.


On 12 Mar 2004 15:32:28 GMT, (JAXAshby) wrote:

Serious, genuine question, Jeff.

Does your wife tell you repeatedly that she finds you unusually handsome?

If so, that would explain a lot of things.

On occasion I have been around men that women find so attractive the

women
would drive for miles just to look at him, even though his brain capacity

was
slight.

Sometimes we would hire those guys to draw people into displays at trade

shows.
People, straight people, would step into the booth almost mezmerised by

the
person. We would let the photogenics talk for 3 of 4 minutes, then the
salespeople would step in before the customer could realize that should

he
shine a flashlight in the photogenic's eyes he would see the back of his

skull.

I remember on one occasion lunch at a nice, and very busy, restaurant

with one
of the photogenics, dumber than anyone could imagine. I and another

salesman
-- each of us with some history of women taking second and third

glances -- and
the photogenic. The waitress must have filled his water glass 30 or 40

times,
literally.

On another occasion I had a photogenic customer who I could see his

customers,
particularly the ladies, would gush all over for, my customer having a

partner
who was the brains of the outfit. my repair guys came to me one time to

tell
me they had somehow ****ed the guy off and they didn't know how, but they

did
want to let me know, sorry. I told my guys the problem was they had

probably
used too big words around him and that is what ****ed him off. the guys

said,
Huh? I said the guy was dumber than dog ****

Jeff, often those people of unusally attractive appearance just accept

the
world treats them well, but should those photogenics have limited brain
capacity, they can develop a lot of anger that people treat them

differently
when they find out how dumb they are. Often the dumb photogenics will go

to
great lengths to appear "smart", including getting a degree in physics

(albeit
in liberal arts physics and from some small school and with the help of a
number of people, including less than spectaculary attractive young women

who
hope again hope to lay the photogentic in broad daylight).

Often the photogenics of limited capacity will marry a woman of ordinary

looks
simply because she can balance his checkbook for him, while she marries

the guy
of less than ordinary intelligence simply because she likes to see his

face
close to hers.

So, Jeff, help us out here. Does your wife tell your repeatedly how

attractive
she finds you? Does she more of less insist leaving the lights on? Does

she
tell you you don't have to talk? Does she balance your checkbook.

That would explain a bunch of things.





katysails March 12th 04 10:41 PM

Serious question for Jeff
 
felton observed: Oh oh. Jeff, it sounds as if Jax's interest in you has =
turned
disturbingly sexual. =20

Maybe we'd better start calling Jax "buzi boy"...

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


katysails March 12th 04 10:43 PM

Serious question for Jeff
 
Jax pondered:=20
but the answer to it would
indeed help make sense of some things around here

No...an answer wil not help you. The only thing that would help you is =
death or a brain transplant. Somehow, I think you'll die before they =
figure out how to transplant a brain.
--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


katysails March 12th 04 10:45 PM

Serious question for Jeff
 
Jax claimed of his post to jeff:=20
I was asking how you could be so arrogant and so stupid at the same =
time.

Wow...that's what you thought you said? Poor Jax....you're obviosuly =
declining. Aracept does work if your condition hasn't advanced too far.
--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


Scott Vernon March 15th 04 01:10 PM

Serious question for Jeff
 
I though boobster left?

"JAXAshby" fantisized...

On occasion I have been with men that I find so attractive I
would drive for miles just to look at him, even though his brain capacity

was
slight.

Sometimes I would hire those guys snip the rest of Jax' homo fantasy




All times are GMT +1. The time now is 05:27 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright ©2004 - 2014 BoatBanter.com