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JAXAshby March 12th 04 01:32 PM

So long, Folks!
 
kates, not only do you hate too much, you also lack the mental capability to
deal with metaphor.

Jax hallucinated: kates, do you think you can get into your heaven =
hating men, Mexicans, sexual
women, Chinese, boys too small to yet be men, French women who go =
topless,
Baptists, school teachers who teach evolution, people with more money =
than you
do, and godless faggots as you do?

Seeing as how 2 of my grandchildren are of Hispanic descent, 2 are of =
Korean, and that my granddaughters are of American Indian stock on their =
father's side, your statement is absolutely ludicrous. Seeing that my =
husband is a teacher and teaches evolution alongside creationism because =
they are all theories, and seeing that my youngest son attends the =
Baptist church and makes sure his sons are in bible class every Sunday, =
that one of the best friends I have ever had, and whom I write to once a =
week now that he has moved away is gay, and that I like most of the men =
on this ng, your statement is so typically Jaxoffian that it bears no =
credence whatsoever. You know that commercial with the fried egg...the =
analogy of what happens to your brain on drugs? Yours has gone well =
beyond scrambled.
--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein










JAXAshby March 12th 04 01:34 PM

So long, Folks!
 
why whorvah, how would you ever know what a dyke sounds like?

I thought dykes hated men, think kates, so dear me how could you get close
enough to a dyke to hear her voice? Were you dressed in drag?

why thank you, horvath. her name is Esmerelda Penelope Farnsworth-Ashby.


Sound like a dyke.


How many kids do you have, Jax?


a very nifty kid who has grown into a fine young adult.

What's her name?





This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe









JAXAshby March 12th 04 01:38 PM

So long, Folks!
 
kates, you did say it. about the time you also claimed I was a macho talking
Mexican.

if you want, you can now say you would never talk like that, unless perhaps
once -- just once, mind you -- you were drunk that night.

most people, kates, would prefer to hear you have a drinking problem rather
than you be a racial and sexual bigot.

Jax fantacized: no, but kates did once say (truly) that if I did have =
one with a woman I wasn't
married to, I was by definition "a sexual preditor".=20

Poor delusional creature. Let's all light candles for him. Maybe a =
21st century miracle will occur.

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein










Jeff Morris March 12th 04 01:42 PM

So long, Folks!
 
"katysails" wrote:
Seeing that my husband is a teacher and teaches evolution alongside

creationism because they are all theories,

You're not serious, are you? Is this in a public school? Just because someone
is deluded enough to propose a "theory" does that mean your husband is obligated
to teach it to children? No that's child abuse!








JAXAshby March 12th 04 02:02 PM

So long, Folks!
 
From: "Jeff Morris"
Date: 3/12/2004 8:42 AM Eastern Standard Time
Message-id:


[ ]

Jeff Morris March 12th 04 02:11 PM

So long, Folks!
 
"JAXAshby" shows what's on his mind ..

[ ]




JAXAshby March 12th 04 02:36 PM

So long, Folks!
 




DSK March 12th 04 03:59 PM

So long, Folks!
 
Martin Baxter wrote:
More Katy type? Should read 'Let's all light candles under him.'


Preferably the kind of "candles" that you light with an igniter and a
couple hundred yards of static wire.

DSK


felton March 12th 04 04:18 PM

So long, Folks!
 
On 12 Mar 2004 10:15:06 -0600, Dave wrote:

On 12 Mar 2004 01:06:35 GMT, (JAXAshby) said:

Farnsworth-Ashby


Never trust an American with a hyphenated name.


Are you talking about "real name" or "stage name"?

JAXAshby March 12th 04 04:52 PM

So long, Folks!
 
never trust anyone who can't see satire staring him in the face.

Farnsworth-Ashby


Never trust an American with a hyphenated name.

Dave
S/V Good Fortune
CS27









Jonathan Ganz March 12th 04 07:57 PM

So long, Folks!
 
Never trust anyone with just one name.

--
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"Dave" wrote in message
...
On 12 Mar 2004 01:06:35 GMT, (JAXAshby) said:

Farnsworth-Ashby


Never trust an American with a hyphenated name.

Dave
S/V Good Fortune
CS27




katysails March 12th 04 10:26 PM

So long, Folks!
 

Jax blathered: kates, not only do you hate too much, you also lack the =
mental capability to
deal with metaphor.

There was nothing metaphorical about your post. Rhetorical, =
maybe...metaphorical...no way. And BTW, the only things I hate are =
injustice, bigotry, and liars...let's see...that means I must hate YOU!

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


katysails March 12th 04 10:29 PM

So long, Folks!
 
Jax once again shows his infinite ignorance to the world: =20

I thought dykes hated men

They are not "dykes"...they are homosexual or gay women. And I have had =
female friends who were gay...they do not hate men. They hate what some =
man has done to them. You are one ignorant bigot, there, Jax.

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


katysails March 12th 04 10:31 PM

So long, Folks!
 
Jax stated: kates, you did say it. about the time you also claimed I =
was a macho talking
Mexican.


You find that post and direct the world to it, or else you stand there =
as the liar that you are. If you can't prove it, then it isn't worth =
speculating on. You are certainly no lawyer.

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


katysails March 12th 04 10:33 PM

So long, Folks!
 
Jeff asked:=20

-- You're not serious, are you?=20

He teaches what's in the textbooks, which mentions both...and yes, he =
teaches in public school. The books state that "some people believe..." =
And it is not child abuse.
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


katysails March 12th 04 10:34 PM

So long, Folks!
 
Doug said: Preferably the kind of "candles" that you light with an =
igniter and a=20
couple hundred yards of static wire.

More preferably the kind you find in the orange canister by your nax =
station....

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


JAXAshby March 12th 04 10:50 PM

So long, Folks!
 
kates, you hate way too much.

Jax once again shows his infinite ignorance to the world: =20

I thought dykes hated men

They are not "dykes"...they are homosexual or gay women. And I have had =
female friends who were gay...they do not hate men. They hate what some =
man has done to them. You are one ignorant bigot, there, Jax.

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein










Jeff Morris March 12th 04 10:54 PM

So long, Folks!
 
"katysails" wrote in message
...
He teaches what's in the textbooks, which mentions both...and yes, he teaches in
public school. The books state that "some people believe..." And it is not
child abuse.

As in "some people believe in evolution and others believe in creationism"?




Horvath March 12th 04 11:00 PM

So long, Folks!
 
On 12 Mar 2004 13:34:59 GMT, (JAXAshby) wrote this
crap:

why whorvah, how would you ever know what a dyke sounds like?

I thought dykes hated men, think kates, so dear me how could you get close
enough to a dyke to hear her voice? Were you dressed in drag?


They come into the strip club all the time.




Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Horvath March 12th 04 11:01 PM

So long, Folks!
 
On Fri, 12 Mar 2004 17:29:17 -0500, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

Jax once again shows his infinite ignorance to the world:

I thought dykes hated men

They are not "dykes"...they are homosexual or gay women. And I have had female friends who were gay...they do not hate men. They hate what some man has done to them. You are one ignorant bigot, there, Jax.


You don't know much about dykes.




Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

JAXAshby March 12th 04 11:01 PM

So long, Folks!
 
kates, it is considered child abuse in every state in the land to bad mouth men
OR women as a class to children.

If your husband is doing so, please post the school he is teaching in and I
personally will inform the state authorities.

Jeff asked:=20

-- You're not serious, are you?=20

He teaches what's in the textbooks, which mentions both...and yes, he =
teaches in public school. The books state that "some people believe..." =
And it is not child abuse.
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein










Donal March 13th 04 12:25 AM

So long, Folks!
 

"Jeff Morris" wrote in message
...
"katysails" wrote in message
...
He teaches what's in the textbooks, which mentions both...and yes, he

teaches in
public school. The books state that "some people believe..." And it is

not
child abuse.

As in "some people believe in evolution and others believe in

creationism"?

What do *you* believe, Jeff?

Regards


Donal
--




katysails March 13th 04 01:52 AM

So long, Folks!
 
Dave warned: =20
Careful, Katy. You're questioning Jeff's religious beliefs

Oh..ok..if Jeff wants to believe that, fine by me....the moon's cheese, =
too.
--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


katysails March 13th 04 01:54 AM

So long, Folks!
 
Jax blurted: kates, you hate way too much.

Nah...it just drives you insane that I don't fall all over you....the =
only way you get through life is by villigying me...that way you don't =
have to feel the rejection.

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


katysails March 13th 04 01:55 AM

So long, Folks!
 
Dave,
I won't cut and paste what you wrote, but the g does not exonerate you =
from using that nasty expression. Shame.

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


katysails March 13th 04 01:56 AM

So long, Folks!
 
Jeff asked: As in "some people believe in evolution and others believe =
in creationism"?

Yes, and that some believe that creationism does not exclude =
evolutionism. =20

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


katysails March 13th 04 01:57 AM

So long, Folks!
 

Horvath said: You don't know much about dykes.

I know that they hold back a heck of a lot of water in the Netherlands.

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


katysails March 13th 04 01:59 AM

So long, Folks!
 
Jax threatened: If your husband is doing so, please post the school he =
is teaching in and I
personally will inform the state authorities.

Ionia County School System...go ahead...make my day....


--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


Jeff Morris March 13th 04 04:03 AM

So long, Folks!
 
"katysails" wrote in message
...
Jeff asked: As in "some people believe in evolution and others believe in
creationism"?

Kate: Yes, and that some believe that creationism does not exclude evolutionism.

There are certainly people out there that will drink all flavors of Kool-Aid.



JAXAshby March 13th 04 04:19 AM

So long, Folks!
 
it just drives you insane that I don't fall all over you..

I would get a court order of protection if you did.



JAXAshby March 13th 04 04:20 AM

So long, Folks!
 
[hilarious laughter in the background]

Horvath said: You don't know much about dykes.

I know that they hold back a heck of a lot of water in the Netherlands.

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein










JAXAshby March 13th 04 04:22 AM

So long, Folks!
 
will do.



Jax threatened: If your husband is doing so, please post the school he =
is teaching in and I
personally will inform the state authorities.

Ionia County School System...go ahead...make my day....


--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein










Jeff Morris March 13th 04 04:23 AM

So long, Folks!
 
"Donal" wrote in message
...

"Jeff Morris" wrote in message
As in "some people believe in evolution and others believe in

creationism"?

What do *you* believe, Jeff?


I believe that if there is a god, he wouldn't want us to be stupid. A god that
could create our world by tossing out a "big bang" would be very impressive.
The god described in Genesis is a cute metaphor for children and very simple
people. Not that I don't like Genesis - Its by far my favorite piece of
literature - but to teach it as literal truth to anyone older than 6 years is
abuse.





Jonathan Ganz March 13th 04 05:12 AM

So long, Folks!
 
It sure doesn't. Quite offensive, and a stupid thing to say.

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"katysails" wrote in message
...
Dave,
I won't cut and paste what you wrote, but the g does not exonerate you
from using that nasty expression. Shame.

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



Jonathan Ganz March 13th 04 05:12 AM

So long, Folks!
 
Those are transsexuals like your "girl friend."

--
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www.sailnow.com

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On 12 Mar 2004 13:34:59 GMT, (JAXAshby) wrote this
crap:

why whorvah, how would you ever know what a dyke sounds like?

I thought dykes hated men, think kates, so dear me how could you get

close
enough to a dyke to hear her voice? Were you dressed in drag?


They come into the strip club all the time.




Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!




Horvath March 13th 04 06:17 AM

So long, Folks!
 
On Fri, 12 Mar 2004 20:56:22 -0500, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

Jeff asked: As in "some people believe in evolution and others believe in creationism"?

Yes, and that some believe that creationism does not exclude evolutionism.


Evolution is a joke.




Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Jonathan Ganz March 13th 04 06:59 AM

So long, Folks!
 
That's because you haven't evolved yet.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 12 Mar 2004 20:56:22 -0500, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

Jeff asked: As in "some people believe in evolution and others believe in

creationism"?

Yes, and that some believe that creationism does not exclude

evolutionism.

Evolution is a joke.




Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!




Horvath March 13th 04 12:59 PM

So long, Folks!
 
On Fri, 12 Mar 2004 22:59:38 -0800, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

That's because you haven't evolved yet.


That's right. I was created perfect, by God.




Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Capt Mooron March 13th 04 04:40 PM

So long, Folks!
 

"Horvath" wrote in message


Evolution is a joke.


How can you argue with that.... the source is the proof of validity!

CM



Jonathan Ganz March 13th 04 06:23 PM

So long, Folks!
 
Perfectly stupid. You win.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 12 Mar 2004 22:59:38 -0800, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

That's because you haven't evolved yet.


That's right. I was created perfect, by God.




Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!





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