Since I've been President I've gotten rid of over 2 million jobs that are
more suitable for foriegners.

Not only that, I've invited millions of foriegners to come to America to
take up more jobs.

So in fact, I've created more jobs than lost and soon you'll see the
documentation to prove it!

For you people use to working, don't worry, chill. The government is going
to give you free pills to calm your nerves! No one will chide you for being
a non working bum because we know what everyone says today. It's only a
matter of time before that kind of speech becomes outlawed too!

Don't feel left out because there's a patronizing handout coming your way
soon! We have the fastest printing presses, loads of new paper and an ocean
of ink!! There's plenty of money for everyone!

My plan for massive inflation will pull your debt ridden butts out of hock
by making money worth less.

Vote for me!

Vote for me!

G. Bush