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I'm having hot, fresh French pastries, espresso and fresh squeezed kiwi
juice. Then I'm off to the gym and out for some mountain biking. I'll go by
the boat and when I return it's troll time.

Be back soon kiddies. Play nice.


RB

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How do you "mountain bike" in NYC???

CM

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
link.net...
| I'm having hot, fresh French pastries, espresso and fresh squeezed kiwi
| juice. Then I'm off to the gym and out for some mountain biking. I'll go
by
| the boat and when I return it's troll time.
|
| Be back soon kiddies. Play nice.
|
|
| RB
|
|

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How do you "mountain bike" in NYC???

I don't live in NYC.

RB

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"Bobsprit" wrote in message
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| How do you "mountain bike" in NYC???
|
| I don't live in NYC.

Semantics.... you're in a city. Which probably explains why you think you
are mountain biking because you are riding a mountain bike despite the fact
the streets are flat and the road is paved.

CM

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| I don't live in NYC.

Semantics.... you're in a city.

No, I'm not. There are 60 miles of parkland within walking distance (10
minutes) of my door. Forest Park has many miles of backwood bike and horse
trails. At this time of year you have to be careful. If you fall and get
injured they might not find you alive. We also take the bikes to Bear Mountain
State park, which is a lot of fun.
Again Mooron, you don't train in any capacity...but you can pretend to along
with the drinking and smoking.
Sure!

RB

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"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
| | I don't live in NYC.
|
| Semantics.... you're in a city.
|
| No, I'm not. There are 60 miles of parkland within walking distance (10
| minutes) of my door. Forest Park has many miles of backwood bike and horse
| trails. At this time of year you have to be careful. If you fall and get
| injured they might not find you alive. We also take the bikes to Bear
Mountain
| State park, which is a lot of fun.

Wo-o-o-o-o Bob... that sounds so remote! You fall in a Park in a city of
over 2 million and nobody might find you! Wow! That Bear Mountain Park
sounds really remote and natural... with it's groomed hiking trails and
chalets. Yup that's some hard "mountain biking" alright.

| Again Mooron, you don't train in any capacity...but you can pretend to
along
| with the drinking and smoking.

Train??? What the heck would I "train" for?? That must be a city term to
make it seem more like you're a dedicated athlete... which of course one
look at your pink, plumb, overweight and out of shape frame would lay that
assumption to rest in a New York Minute!

| Sure!

Shoveled the driveway and approaches already this morning... did the farm
chores and spilt a 1/4 cord of wood. Man those logs just crack open at -24C.
I got the fireplace roaring and I'm on my second cup of Overproof Rum &
Coffee and my 3rd cigarette. I smoked a blunt before doing the snow
shoveling.

CM

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CM,

Nutsy ride the mounds on the garbage scows.

He'll soon be giving us a list of power tools to be carried on his bike.

OT

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Wo-o-o-o-o Bob... that sounds so remote!

It isn't. But what does "remote" have to do with a bike trail? Is this your
excuse for not training....nothing remote enough for you?

RB

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with it's groomed hiking trails and
chalets.

Groomed? Only the nature walks. The rest is pretty much untouched to this
day...though the bears are all gone. The old trails aren't safe and marked with
signs to keep people out...which we ignore.
But then you think you need something "remote" to stay in shape!
Okay, Mooron!

RB

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What the heck would I "train" for??


Uh...yup. What indeed. I think we both know the deal here. You don't stay in
shape and you poison your body with smoke and drink. Ego holds you up by thin
threads.
Enjoy!

RB

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Overproof Rum &
Coffee and my 3rd cigarette. I smoked a blunt before doing the snow
shoveling.

WOW! That's soooo rugged! Maybe Scotty will be impressed?
I'm not. Drinking and smoking are for losers who need crutches.

RB

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Capt. Mooron wrote:

Wo-o-o-o-o Bob... that sounds so remote! You fall in a Park in a city
of over 2 million and nobody might find you! Wow! ...

Good troll, Mooron - four bites from Boobsie inside 6 minutes! He's almost
handing you the ornamental filletting knife...


--
Wally
www.artbywally.com

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Both the dimwit and Jax mountain bike up and down the steps of their Brooklin
walkups.
S/V Express 30 "Ringmaster"
"No shirt, no skirt, full service"

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"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
| What the heck would I "train" for??
|
|
| Uh...yup. What indeed. I think we both know the deal here. You don't stay
in
| shape and you poison your body with smoke and drink. Ego holds you up by
thin
| threads.
| Enjoy!

It must be your superior genetics that make you susceptible to alcoholism
and burden you with a frail constitution.

Sucks to be You!

CM

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"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
| Overproof Rum &
| Coffee and my 3rd cigarette. I smoked a blunt before doing the snow
| shoveling.
|
| WOW! That's soooo rugged! Maybe Scotty will be impressed?
| I'm not. Drinking and smoking are for losers who need crutches.

Yeah ... look at you... pulled a chest muscle by lifting a biycycle and
cried like a baby to be taken to the hospital... in case it was a heart
attack!!!!!

Bwahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!

CM

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"Wally" wrote in message
...
| Capt. Mooron wrote:
|
| Wo-o-o-o-o Bob... that sounds so remote! You fall in a Park in a city
| of over 2 million and nobody might find you! Wow! ...
|
| Good troll, Mooron - four bites from Boobsie inside 6 minutes! He's almost
| handing you the ornamental filletting knife...

....and the frying pan isn't even warmed up yet!! ;-D

CM

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It must be your superior genetics that make you susceptible to alcoholism
and burden you with a frail constitution.

I drank years ago...outgrew it. That's what a real man can do...outgrow a
failing and move on. Weaklings like yourself cling to the flotsom...smoking,
drinking and so on. I'm sure your diet is a disaster as well.
You can't be in good condition while smoking and drinking. Period.
Sadly, that ends this thread...at least for you.

RB

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"SAIL LOCO" wrote in message
...
| Both the dimwit and Jax mountain bike up and down the steps of their
Brooklin
| walkups.

Bob should try riding his bike up the down escalator at the local mall!!!

CM

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"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
...
| CM,
|
| Nutsy ride the mounds on the garbage scows.
|
| He'll soon be giving us a list of power tools to be carried on his bike.

Maybe that's how he pulled his chest muscle... that Professional Grade
Grinder strapped to the carrier!

CM

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Both the dimwit and Jax mountain bike up and down the steps of their Brooklin
walkups.

Otis elevators....worth way more than your dinosaur!

Bwahahahaha!

RB

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| WOW! That's soooo rugged! Maybe Scotty will be impressed?
| I'm not. Drinking and smoking are for losers who need crutches.

Yeah ... look at you...

Driving ya crazy, aint it!? I'm 41, don't need to booze or smoke and am fit.
While you don't train, barely sail, and carry on pretending you're in shape.

Bwahahahahahahaha! Pathetic!

RB

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You even win at lying!! wow

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
link.net...
I'm having hot, fresh French pastries, espresso and fresh squeezed kiwi
juice. Then I'm off to the gym and out for some mountain biking. I'll go
by
the boat and when I return it's troll time.

Be back soon kiddies. Play nice.


RB

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He rides around the block, which is actually impressive. It means he
got out of his apartment again!

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
| How do you "mountain bike" in NYC???
|
| I don't live in NYC.

Semantics.... you're in a city. Which probably explains why you think you
are mountain biking because you are riding a mountain bike despite the
fact
the streets are flat and the road is paved.

CM

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The bears are gone, but no one knows because you're there... then they
realize when they get too close it's just a fat slob.

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
with it's groomed hiking trails and
chalets.

Groomed? Only the nature walks. The rest is pretty much untouched to this
day...though the bears are all gone. The old trails aren't safe and marked
with
signs to keep people out...which we ignore.
But then you think you need something "remote" to stay in shape!
Okay, Mooron!

RB

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Well don't outgrow pulling muscles on hoisting a 4 oz bike.

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
It must be your superior genetics that make you susceptible to alcoholism
and burden you with a frail constitution.

I drank years ago...outgrew it. That's what a real man can do...outgrow a
failing and move on. Weaklings like yourself cling to the
flotsom...smoking,
drinking and so on. I'm sure your diet is a disaster as well.
You can't be in good condition while smoking and drinking. Period.
Sadly, that ends this thread...at least for you.

RB

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Don't worry. You won't last much longer. 41, 320 lbs., a test pilot for a
lounger,
trying to see if you can get your cholesterol over 400.

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
| WOW! That's soooo rugged! Maybe Scotty will be impressed?
| I'm not. Drinking and smoking are for losers who need crutches.

Yeah ... look at you...

Driving ya crazy, aint it!? I'm 41, don't need to booze or smoke and am
fit.
While you don't train, barely sail, and carry on pretending you're in
shape.

Bwahahahahahahaha! Pathetic!

RB

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"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
| It must be your superior genetics that make you susceptible to alcoholism
| and burden you with a frail constitution.
|
| I drank years ago...outgrew it.

In 12 easy steps I bet!

That's what a real man can do...outgrow a
| failing and move on.

Read..... fold under pressure!

Weaklings like yourself cling to the flotsom...smoking,
| drinking and so on. I'm sure your diet is a disaster as well.

Only for my prey, select farm animals and the bounty of the sea. I do admit
to raiding the garden on occasion.
Beats your burger king take outs and Chinese food binges. How many chemicals
are in the meat you eat?

| You can't be in good condition while smoking and drinking.

Why Not Pray tell....

Period.
| Sadly, that ends this thread...at least for you.

It didn't ... did it?

CM

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"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
| | WOW! That's soooo rugged! Maybe Scotty will be impressed?
| | I'm not. Drinking and smoking are for losers who need crutches.
|
| Yeah ... look at you...
|
| Driving ya crazy, aint it!? I'm 41, don't need to booze or smoke and am
fit.
| While you don't train, barely sail, and carry on pretending you're in
shape.
|
| Bwahahahahahahaha! Pathetic!

Bob... you are obese to the extreme based on your last picture... and you
have posted nothing to refute that assumption! I'm in excellent shape
according to my last photos.... the proof is in the puddin' so to speak!
Come on Buttercup... post a pic!

CM

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"Bobsprit" wrote in message

| Otis elevators....worth way more than your dinosaur!

.... and now we know where Bob does his "Mountain Biking"!!!

Bwahahahahahahahahahaaa!!

CM

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I didn't mean to imply you weigh 41,320 lbs. Sorry.

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
Don't worry. You won't last much longer. 41, 320 lbs., a test pilot for a
lounger,
trying to see if you can get your cholesterol over 400.

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
| WOW! That's soooo rugged! Maybe Scotty will be impressed?
| I'm not. Drinking and smoking are for losers who need crutches.

Yeah ... look at you...

Driving ya crazy, aint it!? I'm 41, don't need to booze or smoke and am
fit.
While you don't train, barely sail, and carry on pretending you're in
shape.

Bwahahahahahahaha! Pathetic!

RB

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Capt. Mooron wrote:

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
| | WOW! That's soooo rugged! Maybe Scotty will be impressed?
| | I'm not. Drinking and smoking are for losers who need crutches.
|
| Yeah ... look at you...
|
| Driving ya crazy, aint it!? I'm 41, don't need to booze or smoke and am
fit.
| While you don't train, barely sail, and carry on pretending you're in
shape.
|
| Bwahahahahahahaha! Pathetic!

Bob... you are obese to the extreme based on your last picture... and you
have posted nothing to refute that assumption! I'm in excellent shape
according to my last photos.... the proof is in the puddin' so to speak!
Come on Buttercup... post a pic!


Yikes? What would you like him to wear?

Cheers

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Read..... fold under pressure!

Yeah...I'm under pressure to live longer and not feed cash to an addiction. You
have no self worth...and so...drink away!

RB

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Only for my prey,


A bottle of rum and a pack of Hostess cupcakes is "prey."
Okay, sure!

Bwahahahahahaha!

RB

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Period.
| Sadly, that ends this thread...at least for you.

It didn't ... did it?

Just now...yes.
It did.

RB

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"MC" wrote in message

| Yikes? What would you like him to wear?

I think Buttercup Bob should model something Jersey or Holstein....

Befitting his massive size and Mad Cow demeanor! :-D

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"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
| Read..... fold under pressure!
|
| Yeah...I'm under pressure to live longer and not feed cash to an
addiction. You
| have no self worth...and so...drink away!

Wo-o-o-o-o such venom towards my enjoyment of the finer qualities of a fine
dark rum, a well brewed ale or a fine single malt. God forbid a snifter of
cognac and a good cup of Blue Mountain !

Go and have a drink of milk you big Baby!

CM

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"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
| Only for my prey,
|
|
| A bottle of rum and a pack of Hostess cupcakes is "prey."
| Okay, sure!

Now you see that... you immediately associate food with your favourite
treat.

You might lose some weight if you had to hunt down, kill and clean some of
your food. Or at least kill and clean it.

I don't eat commercial sweets or chips. I don't drink pop either... well
okay Ginger Ale I like. I don't eat at restaurants very often either...
maybe a couple of times a year.

90% of the food in the house is grown and prepared by friends on their farms
or made at home.

CM

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"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
| Period.
| | Sadly, that ends this thread...at least for you.
|
| It didn't ... did it?
|
| Just now...yes.
| It did.

No way!

CM

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then you need to lose a lot more weight.

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Read..... fold under pressure!

Yeah...I'm under pressure to live longer and not feed cash to an
addiction. You
have no self worth...and so...drink away!

RB

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Make that skim milk, Mooron, he watching his weight.
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
| Read..... fold under pressure!
|
| Yeah...I'm under pressure to live longer and not feed cash to an
addiction. You
| have no self worth...and so...drink away!

Wo-o-o-o-o such venom towards my enjoyment of the finer qualities of a
fine
dark rum, a well brewed ale or a fine single malt. God forbid a snifter of
cognac and a good cup of Blue Mountain !

Go and have a drink of milk you big Baby!

CM