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Bobsprit January 27th 04 11:59 AM

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I'm having hot, fresh French pastries, espresso and fresh squeezed kiwi
juice. Then I'm off to the gym and out for some mountain biking. I'll go by
the boat and when I return it's troll time.

Be back soon kiddies. Play nice.


RB



Capt. Mooron January 27th 04 02:36 PM

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How do you "mountain bike" in NYC???

CM

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
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| I'm having hot, fresh French pastries, espresso and fresh squeezed kiwi
| juice. Then I'm off to the gym and out for some mountain biking. I'll go
by
| the boat and when I return it's troll time.
|
| Be back soon kiddies. Play nice.
|
|
| RB
|
|



Bobsprit January 27th 04 02:44 PM

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How do you "mountain bike" in NYC???

I don't live in NYC.

RB

Capt. Mooron January 27th 04 02:53 PM

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"Bobsprit" wrote in message
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| How do you "mountain bike" in NYC???
|
| I don't live in NYC.

Semantics.... you're in a city. Which probably explains why you think you
are mountain biking because you are riding a mountain bike despite the fact
the streets are flat and the road is paved.

CM



Bobsprit January 27th 04 03:07 PM

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| I don't live in NYC.

Semantics.... you're in a city.

No, I'm not. There are 60 miles of parkland within walking distance (10
minutes) of my door. Forest Park has many miles of backwood bike and horse
trails. At this time of year you have to be careful. If you fall and get
injured they might not find you alive. We also take the bikes to Bear Mountain
State park, which is a lot of fun.
Again Mooron, you don't train in any capacity...but you can pretend to along
with the drinking and smoking.
Sure!

RB

Capt. Mooron January 27th 04 03:22 PM

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"Bobsprit" wrote in message
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| | I don't live in NYC.
|
| Semantics.... you're in a city.
|
| No, I'm not. There are 60 miles of parkland within walking distance (10
| minutes) of my door. Forest Park has many miles of backwood bike and horse
| trails. At this time of year you have to be careful. If you fall and get
| injured they might not find you alive. We also take the bikes to Bear
Mountain
| State park, which is a lot of fun.

Wo-o-o-o-o Bob... that sounds so remote! You fall in a Park in a city of
over 2 million and nobody might find you! Wow! That Bear Mountain Park
sounds really remote and natural... with it's groomed hiking trails and
chalets. Yup that's some hard "mountain biking" alright.

| Again Mooron, you don't train in any capacity...but you can pretend to
along
| with the drinking and smoking.

Train??? What the heck would I "train" for?? That must be a city term to
make it seem more like you're a dedicated athlete... which of course one
look at your pink, plumb, overweight and out of shape frame would lay that
assumption to rest in a New York Minute!

| Sure!

Shoveled the driveway and approaches already this morning... did the farm
chores and spilt a 1/4 cord of wood. Man those logs just crack open at -24C.
I got the fireplace roaring and I'm on my second cup of Overproof Rum &
Coffee and my 3rd cigarette. I smoked a blunt before doing the snow
shoveling.

CM




Thom Stewart January 27th 04 03:46 PM

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CM,

Nutsy ride the mounds on the garbage scows.

He'll soon be giving us a list of power tools to be carried on his bike.

OT


Bobsprit January 27th 04 03:56 PM

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Wo-o-o-o-o Bob... that sounds so remote!

It isn't. But what does "remote" have to do with a bike trail? Is this your
excuse for not training....nothing remote enough for you?

RB

Bobsprit January 27th 04 03:59 PM

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with it's groomed hiking trails and
chalets.

Groomed? Only the nature walks. The rest is pretty much untouched to this
day...though the bears are all gone. The old trails aren't safe and marked with
signs to keep people out...which we ignore.
But then you think you need something "remote" to stay in shape!
Okay, Mooron!

RB

Bobsprit January 27th 04 04:00 PM

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What the heck would I "train" for??


Uh...yup. What indeed. I think we both know the deal here. You don't stay in
shape and you poison your body with smoke and drink. Ego holds you up by thin
threads.
Enjoy!

RB


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