Oh NO! That's terrible! They might return him to where he grew up! That
would be Somerville, MA, about 10 miles from where I live!



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"MC" wrote in message
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Neal these days?

Cheers


When a boatload of beauties from South Beach in Miami cruised down to the
Keys for the weekend and passed Neal's econo-yacht, he stood up on the bow
and took a whiz in their direction. He didn't notice the Coast Guard
helicopter above looking for Cubans which radioed the cutter a couple of
miles away. Neal began to explain his superior yachtsmanship and tried to
intimidate them with a photocopy of his masters license and they hauled him
in along with the Cubans they had rounded up. He is now in the Krome
detention center awaiting deportment.