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That was the only unrealistic scene in the whole film. A real pirate
wouldn't have allowed that to happen.


He was passed out drunk, you idiot. How could he have stopped her?


"Passed out" is what happens to wimps. Real men don't pass out.

A good looking girl like her shouldn't have been able to walk for three days
after spending the night on a desert Island with a real Pirate!


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A good looking girl like her shouldn't have been able to walk for three

days
after spending the night on a desert Island with a real Pirate!


or sit


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"Lanod" wrote

A good looking girl like her shouldn't have been able to walk for three

days
after spending the night on a desert Island with a real Pirate!


or sit


Quite right!



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On Sun, 28 Dec 2003 01:21:47 -0000, "Donal"
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"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Sat, 27 Dec 2003 00:31:20 -0000, "Donal"
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That was the only unrealistic scene in the whole film. A real pirate
wouldn't have allowed that to happen.


He was passed out drunk, you idiot. How could he have stopped her?


"Passed out" is what happens to wimps. Real men don't pass out.


I guess real men don't drink heavy, either.

A good looking girl like her shouldn't have been able to walk for three days
after spending the night on a desert Island with a real Pirate!


Only if your real pirate is a pervert. What are you going to do?
shove a broomstick in her? your dick isn't big enough to harm her.




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Real men do know how to formulate English sentences
wimpy.

"Horvath" wrote in message
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"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Sat, 27 Dec 2003 00:31:20 -0000, "Donal"
wrote this crap:


That was the only unrealistic scene in the whole film. A real pirate
wouldn't have allowed that to happen.

He was passed out drunk, you idiot. How could he have stopped her?


"Passed out" is what happens to wimps. Real men don't pass out.


I guess real men don't drink heavy, either.

A good looking girl like her shouldn't have been able to walk for three

days
after spending the night on a desert Island with a real Pirate!


Only if your real pirate is a pervert. What are you going to do?
shove a broomstick in her? your dick isn't big enough to harm her.




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"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Sun, 28 Dec 2003 01:21:47 -0000, "Donal"
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"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Sat, 27 Dec 2003 00:31:20 -0000, "Donal"
wrote this crap:


That was the only unrealistic scene in the whole film. A real pirate
wouldn't have allowed that to happen.

He was passed out drunk, you idiot. How could he have stopped her?


"Passed out" is what happens to wimps. Real men don't pass out.


I guess real men don't drink heavy, either.


You guess wrong, wimp!


A good looking girl like her shouldn't have been able to walk for three

days
after spending the night on a desert Island with a real Pirate!


Only if your real pirate is a pervert. What are you going to do?
shove a broomstick in her? your dick isn't big enough to harm her.


Harm???

Honestly, Horvath! You're a hoot!

A well satisfied woman will have a glow in her cheek, a smile on her face,
and a reluctance to walk too fast.

Perhaps you need to stay awake a little bit longer to see what I mean!



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A well satisfied woman will have a glow in her cheek, a smile on her face,
and a reluctance to walk too fast.


You said she couldn't walk. If she was with me, she would have
trouble talking, with those blistered lips, you know.




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If she was with me, she would have
trouble talking, she'd be laughing so hard.



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From laughing I imagine.

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A well satisfied woman will have a glow in her cheek, a smile on her

face,
and a reluctance to walk too fast.


You said she couldn't walk. If she was with me, she would have
trouble talking, with those blistered lips, you know.




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"Horvath" wrote in message ...
You said she couldn't walk. If she was with me, she would have
trouble talking, with those blistered lips, you know.


Sorry, but when you give a woman your herpes it
takes longer than the day after for her to develop
those herpes blisters, don't cha know?

S.Simon




 
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