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Scott Vernon December 28th 03 04:54 PM

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"Lanod" wrote

A good looking girl like her shouldn't have been able to walk for three

days
after spending the night on a desert Island with a real Pirate!


or sit ;)



Horvath December 28th 03 08:33 PM

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On Sun, 28 Dec 2003 01:21:47 -0000, "Donal"
wrote this crap:


"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Sat, 27 Dec 2003 00:31:20 -0000, "Donal"
wrote this crap:


That was the only unrealistic scene in the whole film. A real pirate
wouldn't have allowed that to happen.


He was passed out drunk, you idiot. How could he have stopped her?


"Passed out" is what happens to wimps. Real men don't pass out.


I guess real men don't drink heavy, either.

A good looking girl like her shouldn't have been able to walk for three days
after spending the night on a desert Island with a real Pirate!


Only if your real pirate is a pervert. What are you going to do?
shove a broomstick in her? your dick isn't big enough to harm her.




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Jonathan Ganz December 28th 03 09:25 PM

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Real men do know how to formulate English sentences
wimpy.

"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Sun, 28 Dec 2003 01:21:47 -0000, "Donal"
wrote this crap:


"Horvath" wrote in message
.. .
On Sat, 27 Dec 2003 00:31:20 -0000, "Donal"
wrote this crap:


That was the only unrealistic scene in the whole film. A real pirate
wouldn't have allowed that to happen.

He was passed out drunk, you idiot. How could he have stopped her?


"Passed out" is what happens to wimps. Real men don't pass out.


I guess real men don't drink heavy, either.

A good looking girl like her shouldn't have been able to walk for three

days
after spending the night on a desert Island with a real Pirate!


Only if your real pirate is a pervert. What are you going to do?
shove a broomstick in her? your dick isn't big enough to harm her.




This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe




Donal December 29th 03 12:01 AM

Movie recommendation
 

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
"Lanod" wrote

A good looking girl like her shouldn't have been able to walk for three

days
after spending the night on a desert Island with a real Pirate!


or sit ;)


Quite right!



Regards


Donal
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Donal December 29th 03 12:11 AM

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"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 28 Dec 2003 01:21:47 -0000, "Donal"
wrote this crap:


"Horvath" wrote in message
.. .
On Sat, 27 Dec 2003 00:31:20 -0000, "Donal"
wrote this crap:


That was the only unrealistic scene in the whole film. A real pirate
wouldn't have allowed that to happen.

He was passed out drunk, you idiot. How could he have stopped her?


"Passed out" is what happens to wimps. Real men don't pass out.


I guess real men don't drink heavy, either.


You guess wrong, wimp!


A good looking girl like her shouldn't have been able to walk for three

days
after spending the night on a desert Island with a real Pirate!


Only if your real pirate is a pervert. What are you going to do?
shove a broomstick in her? your dick isn't big enough to harm her.


Harm???

Honestly, Horvath! You're a hoot!

A well satisfied woman will have a glow in her cheek, a smile on her face,
and a reluctance to walk too fast.

Perhaps you need to stay awake a little bit longer to see what I mean!



Regards


Donal
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Horvath December 29th 03 03:43 AM

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On Mon, 29 Dec 2003 00:11:35 -0000, "Donal"
wrote this crap:



A well satisfied woman will have a glow in her cheek, a smile on her face,
and a reluctance to walk too fast.


You said she couldn't walk. If she was with me, she would have
trouble talking, with those blistered lips, you know.




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Scott Vernon December 29th 03 05:33 AM

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"Horvath" wrote in

If she was with me, she would have
trouble talking, she'd be laughing so hard.




Jonathan Ganz December 29th 03 06:19 AM

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From laughing I imagine.

"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Mon, 29 Dec 2003 00:11:35 -0000, "Donal"
wrote this crap:



A well satisfied woman will have a glow in her cheek, a smile on her

face,
and a reluctance to walk too fast.


You said she couldn't walk. If she was with me, she would have
trouble talking, with those blistered lips, you know.




This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe




Simple Simon December 29th 03 03:42 PM

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"Horvath" wrote in message ...
You said she couldn't walk. If she was with me, she would have
trouble talking, with those blistered lips, you know.


Sorry, but when you give a woman your herpes it
takes longer than the day after for her to develop
those herpes blisters, don't cha know?

S.Simon




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