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Worth renting . . . Two thumbs up!

"The Shipping News"

S.Simon

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On Thu, 25 Dec 2003 16:51:24 -0500, "Simple Simon"
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Worth renting . . . Two thumbs up!

"The Shipping News"

S.Simon


I liked "Pirates of the Caribbean."

I almost had a heart attack when that stupid chick burned the rum.




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Boring!


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Worth renting . . . Two thumbs up!

"The Shipping News"

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"The Shipping News"

Neal, I'm pleased that you show good taste and the patience to allow a good
film to unspool. The Shipping News is indeed a fine film, textured by a good
script and fine acting. The setting is simply stunning and the score is also
excellent.
I actually prefered it to the book, which felt unbalanced and overwrought. You
had to be shocked that Kate Blanchette had such a good body! Who knew?

RB

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Worth renting . . . Two thumbs up!

"The Shipping News"

Neal, I'm pleased that you show good taste and the patience to allow a good
film to unspool. The Shipping News is indeed a fine film, textured by a good
script and fine acting. The setting is simply stunning and the score is also
excellent.
I actually prefered it to the book, which felt unbalanced and overwrought. You
had to be shocked that Kate Blanchette had such a good body! Who knew?

RB

Kate's ass in that thong and fishnet alone should be
enough to shock and awe all Galadriel fans. Is it
any wonder all the elves of Lothlorien had smiles
on their faces?

S.Simon

S.Simon

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On Thu, 25 Dec 2003 16:51:24 -0500, "Simple Simon"
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Worth renting . . . Two thumbs up!

"The Shipping News"

S.Simon


I liked "Pirates of the Caribbean."

We watched it this evening. Good family entertainment.


I almost had a heart attack when that stupid chick burned the rum.

That was the only unrealistic scene in the whole film. A real pirate
wouldn't have allowed that to happen.



Regards


Donal
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On Sat, 27 Dec 2003 00:31:20 -0000, "Donal"
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I liked "Pirates of the Caribbean."

We watched it this evening. Good family entertainment.


I almost had a heart attack when that stupid chick burned the rum.

That was the only unrealistic scene in the whole film. A real pirate
wouldn't have allowed that to happen.

He was passed out drunk, you idiot. How could he have stopped her?




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A real pirate, not the gay one in the movie, would have had her tied up.
Arrrrrrrgggggggggggg

Scotty

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On Sat, 27 Dec 2003 00:31:20 -0000, "Donal"
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I liked "Pirates of the Caribbean."

We watched it this evening. Good family entertainment.


I almost had a heart attack when that stupid chick burned the rum.

That was the only unrealistic scene in the whole film. A real pirate
wouldn't have allowed that to happen.

He was passed out drunk, you idiot. How could he have stopped her?




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On Sat, 27 Dec 2003 13:49:05 -0500, "Scott Vernon"
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A real pirate, not the gay one in the movie, would have had her tied up.
Arrrrrrrgggggggggggg

Who said he was gay? I recall him having more than a few girlfriends.


Scotty

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On Sat, 27 Dec 2003 00:31:20 -0000, "Donal"
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I liked "Pirates of the Caribbean."

We watched it this evening. Good family entertainment.


I almost had a heart attack when that stupid chick burned the rum.

That was the only unrealistic scene in the whole film. A real pirate
wouldn't have allowed that to happen.

He was passed out drunk, you idiot. How could he have stopped her?




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On Sat, 27 Dec 2003 00:31:20 -0000, "Donal"
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That was the only unrealistic scene in the whole film. A real pirate
wouldn't have allowed that to happen.

He was passed out drunk, you idiot. How could he have stopped her?

"Passed out" is what happens to wimps. Real men don't pass out.

A good looking girl like her shouldn't have been able to walk for three days
after spending the night on a desert Island with a real Pirate!


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Donal
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"Lanod" wrote

A good looking girl like her shouldn't have been able to walk for three
days
after spending the night on a desert Island with a real Pirate!

or sit ;)

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On Sun, 28 Dec 2003 01:21:47 -0000, "Donal"
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On Sat, 27 Dec 2003 00:31:20 -0000, "Donal"
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That was the only unrealistic scene in the whole film. A real pirate
wouldn't have allowed that to happen.

He was passed out drunk, you idiot. How could he have stopped her?

"Passed out" is what happens to wimps. Real men don't pass out.

I guess real men don't drink heavy, either.

A good looking girl like her shouldn't have been able to walk for three days
after spending the night on a desert Island with a real Pirate!

Only if your real pirate is a pervert. What are you going to do?
shove a broomstick in her? your dick isn't big enough to harm her.




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Real men do know how to formulate English sentences
wimpy.

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On Sun, 28 Dec 2003 01:21:47 -0000, "Donal"
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On Sat, 27 Dec 2003 00:31:20 -0000, "Donal"
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That was the only unrealistic scene in the whole film. A real pirate
wouldn't have allowed that to happen.

He was passed out drunk, you idiot. How could he have stopped her?

"Passed out" is what happens to wimps. Real men don't pass out.

I guess real men don't drink heavy, either.

A good looking girl like her shouldn't have been able to walk for three
days
after spending the night on a desert Island with a real Pirate!

Only if your real pirate is a pervert. What are you going to do?
shove a broomstick in her? your dick isn't big enough to harm her.




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"Lanod" wrote

A good looking girl like her shouldn't have been able to walk for three
days
after spending the night on a desert Island with a real Pirate!

or sit ;)

Quite right!



Regards


Donal
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On Sun, 28 Dec 2003 01:21:47 -0000, "Donal"
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On Sat, 27 Dec 2003 00:31:20 -0000, "Donal"
wrote this crap:


That was the only unrealistic scene in the whole film. A real pirate
wouldn't have allowed that to happen.

He was passed out drunk, you idiot. How could he have stopped her?

"Passed out" is what happens to wimps. Real men don't pass out.

I guess real men don't drink heavy, either.

You guess wrong, wimp!


A good looking girl like her shouldn't have been able to walk for three
days
after spending the night on a desert Island with a real Pirate!

Only if your real pirate is a pervert. What are you going to do?
shove a broomstick in her? your dick isn't big enough to harm her.

Harm???

Honestly, Horvath! You're a hoot!

A well satisfied woman will have a glow in her cheek, a smile on her face,
and a reluctance to walk too fast.

Perhaps you need to stay awake a little bit longer to see what I mean!



Regards


Donal
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On Mon, 29 Dec 2003 00:11:35 -0000, "Donal"
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A well satisfied woman will have a glow in her cheek, a smile on her face,
and a reluctance to walk too fast.

You said she couldn't walk. If she was with me, she would have
trouble talking, with those blistered lips, you know.




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If she was with me, she would have
trouble talking, she'd be laughing so hard.

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From laughing I imagine.

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On Mon, 29 Dec 2003 00:11:35 -0000, "Donal"
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A well satisfied woman will have a glow in her cheek, a smile on her
face,
and a reluctance to walk too fast.

You said she couldn't walk. If she was with me, she would have
trouble talking, with those blistered lips, you know.




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"Horvath" wrote in message ...
You said she couldn't walk. If she was with me, she would have
trouble talking, with those blistered lips, you know.

Sorry, but when you give a woman your herpes it
takes longer than the day after for her to develop
those herpes blisters, don't cha know?

S.Simon