I take it back! Schoonertrash was jilted but he's
not gay. He'd never stoop to impersonating a female
in order to lure a guy in . . .

So, what's your problem? Are you Ganz in drag?

S.Simon


"Simple Simon" wrote in message ...
No thanks, I'm afraid of you. I'd end up being
another Schoonertrash.

S.Simon


"Lady Pilot" wrote in message link.net...
I could come over and make your bah humbugs go away.

LP



"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
None of you losers get any Merry Christmas wishes
from me. You just don't deserve it. Until you all learn
to treat your superiors with a little respect, a lump of
coal in the bottom of your empty stocking is just reward.

I'm confident Santa will not be visiting your house!

That reminds me, do you know why Santa and Mrs. Claus
have no children?

Answer: Santa only comes once a year and down the
chimney he comes.

S.Simon