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Simple Simon December 24th 03 11:38 PM

Bah Humbug!
 
None of you losers get any Merry Christmas wishes
from me. You just don't deserve it. Until you all learn
to treat your superiors with a little respect, a lump of
coal in the bottom of your empty stocking is just reward.

I'm confident Santa will not be visiting your house!

That reminds me, do you know why Santa and Mrs. Claus
have no children?

Answer: Santa only comes once a year and down the
chimney he comes.

S.Simon



Donal December 25th 03 12:08 AM

Bah Humbug!
 

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
None of you losers get any Merry Christmas wishes
from me. You just don't deserve it. Until you all learn
to treat your superiors with a little respect, a lump of
coal in the bottom of your empty stocking is just reward.


Unlike you, I am perfectly happy to wish a loser a very happy Christmas.

Happy Christmas, Neal.


Regards

Donal
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Lady Pilot December 25th 03 12:13 AM

Bah Humbug!
 
I could come over and make your bah humbugs go away.

LP



"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
None of you losers get any Merry Christmas wishes
from me. You just don't deserve it. Until you all learn
to treat your superiors with a little respect, a lump of
coal in the bottom of your empty stocking is just reward.

I'm confident Santa will not be visiting your house!

That reminds me, do you know why Santa and Mrs. Claus
have no children?

Answer: Santa only comes once a year and down the
chimney he comes.

S.Simon





Simple Simon December 25th 03 12:19 AM

Bah Humbug!
 
No thanks, I'm afraid of you. I'd end up being
another Schoonertrash.

S.Simon


"Lady Pilot" wrote in message link.net...
I could come over and make your bah humbugs go away.

LP



"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
None of you losers get any Merry Christmas wishes
from me. You just don't deserve it. Until you all learn
to treat your superiors with a little respect, a lump of
coal in the bottom of your empty stocking is just reward.

I'm confident Santa will not be visiting your house!

That reminds me, do you know why Santa and Mrs. Claus
have no children?

Answer: Santa only comes once a year and down the
chimney he comes.

S.Simon







Simple Simon December 25th 03 12:24 AM

Bah Humbug!
 

I take it back! Schoonertrash was jilted but he's
not gay. He'd never stoop to impersonating a female
in order to lure a guy in . . .

So, what's your problem? Are you Ganz in drag?

S.Simon


"Simple Simon" wrote in message ...
No thanks, I'm afraid of you. I'd end up being
another Schoonertrash.

S.Simon


"Lady Pilot" wrote in message link.net...
I could come over and make your bah humbugs go away.

LP



"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
None of you losers get any Merry Christmas wishes
from me. You just don't deserve it. Until you all learn
to treat your superiors with a little respect, a lump of
coal in the bottom of your empty stocking is just reward.

I'm confident Santa will not be visiting your house!

That reminds me, do you know why Santa and Mrs. Claus
have no children?

Answer: Santa only comes once a year and down the
chimney he comes.

S.Simon









Fishly December 25th 03 12:40 AM

Bah Humbug!
 

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...

I take it back! Schoonertrash was jilted but he's
not gay. He'd never stoop to impersonating a female
in order to lure a guy in .


How do you know he's not gay? He spends a lot of time at sea with just men,
it's his chosen lifestyle. Hooked ya didn't I?

.. .

So, what's your problem? Are you Ganz in drag?


Ganz in drag? Now I'm confused. What would he be wearing in drag?


By the way, Merry Christmas! A toast to the finest Coronado afloat!

Fishly Klumzpatz



S.Simon


"Simple Simon" wrote in message

...
No thanks, I'm afraid of you. I'd end up being
another Schoonertrash.

S.Simon


"Lady Pilot" wrote in message

link.net...
I could come over and make your bah humbugs go away.

LP



"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
None of you losers get any Merry Christmas wishes
from me. You just don't deserve it. Until you all learn
to treat your superiors with a little respect, a lump of
coal in the bottom of your empty stocking is just reward.

I'm confident Santa will not be visiting your house!

That reminds me, do you know why Santa and Mrs. Claus
have no children?

Answer: Santa only comes once a year and down the
chimney he comes.

S.Simon











Blondie December 27th 03 04:17 AM

Bah Humbug!
 
"Simple Simon" wrote in news:1fmdnY8CBIgNvneiRVn-
:

None of you losers get any Merry Christmas wishes
from me. You just don't deserve it. Until you all learn
to treat your superiors with a little respect, a lump of
coal in the bottom of your empty stocking is just reward.


What goes around comes around...

I'm confident Santa will not be visiting your house!


He doesn't go to achored sailboats, does he?

That reminds me, do you know why Santa and Mrs. Claus
have no children?


Because they are afraid they might turn out like you?


Answer: Santa only comes once a year and down the
chimney he comes.



He sure has you beat, doesn't he, Neal?

Blondie



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