None of you losers get any Merry Christmas wishes
from me. You just don't deserve it. Until you all learn
to treat your superiors with a little respect, a lump of
coal in the bottom of your empty stocking is just reward.

I'm confident Santa will not be visiting your house!

That reminds me, do you know why Santa and Mrs. Claus
have no children?

Answer: Santa only comes once a year and down the
chimney he comes.

S.Simon