Captain William Collin, Master of the barque Grimenza wrote in message ...
On Tue, 16 Dec 2003 12:05:19 -0500, "Simple Simon"
scribbled thusly:

MsTerryMermaid trumps Suzanne. Terry is hot.

You like 5'4" (I think she's exaggerating) chunky little tarty lookin
women eh?


Women of between five feet and five feet four are sooooooo
sexy. I hate big fat women. I hate tall women. I think a woman
MsTerry's size is just right. They fit a 27-foot boat just right.
Their feet don't get in the way at the pointy end of the v-berth
and they don't eat like a horse. They don't swamp a dinghy and
they have a low center of gravity which makes it more stable
in rough seas. You can see over the top of their heads when
rowing. They are a cinch to haul up to the masthead for repairs.
They are easy to get back on board when they get drunk and
fall over the side. They don't get backaches so easily after
a long day in the galley preparing food. The do 'spoons' just
perfectly. Women are SUPPOSED to be small.

S.Simon