I am a disgrace to my country and myself. I have attacked George W Bush
relentlessly and used the deaths of American troops to my own personal
advantage.

I am big, fat and never sail far from shore. I can only criticize, never
create or help. I am a worthless human being.

I'd like to start off the upcoming New Year by apologizing to everyone I
have offended and to the world in general. Starting today you will see a
kindler, gentler and more compassionate Capt RB. I'm still your captain and
leader, but now a better one.

I am the most fortunate one here because I have all you kind and loving
people who offer me guidance. I have seen the light and in the past I was
wrong, very wrong. I know there's no way to make it up to you all but try I
will. I shall not disappoint you and I sincerely thank you for the patience
and compassion you have all shown in the past.

Kinder and gentler,

Capt RB
Master and Commander, ASA