Hey Nutsy,

Us Farters with a female crew have it best
When you let a ripper go in a cockpit full of women you get response.
With men they just sit there gagging with straight faces and crossed
eyes.

Farting is a guy thing. I never hear a female FART. I don't know how
they do it. Geez, I just about developed a hernia holding one just a
couple boat lengths on the upwind leg to get the enjoyment of a downwind
"Sneaky Pete" You never see a Gal lift her leg and cut loose with a
triple vibrator, rack a broad smile and toss a comment like " Damn,
tight shoes! or Better out than in!" It's a Male Art Form

I can tell you though, since I've used a female crew there is always a
Lysol Aerosol Can in the Cabin and a tel-tail stuck on the mirror of the
Head Door

So guys, LET-R- RIP, its' your birth right

Ole Thom

Your post reminded me of an event that happened decades ago while I was
fishing with my father. We were fishing for bluefish in the Atlantic from a
fishing pier. The fish had made a run earlier and there was a pretty good
crowd on the pier. Anyway, my father was casting from the pier, I was to
his left, and there was a guy fishing on my left. My father rared back for
a good cast and cut one just as the lure left the end of the rod. The man
fishing beside me heard my dad break wind and asked "What'd you say?". My
dad looked at him with a dead serious face and replied "I thought it was
pretty damned clear coming from a hare-lip".