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Bobsprit December 5th 03 12:25 PM

I Agree With Neal
 


Katy is indeed useless here. She rarely has anything but quips and smug
comments and they are rarely funny. Her manic religious faith makes her a
cavewoman cowering to thunder among refined men of the sea. I don't remember
the last "sailing" thread she started, let alone anything of value added to
one. She treats this group like a flirting mailman dropping off junk mail to a
priest.
I politely ask for her resignation from the group, for the betterment of all.


Capt RB

Scott Vernon December 5th 03 04:53 PM

I Agree With Neal
 
Yet, she's more liked around here than you, by a margin of 15,892 to 1.

Scotty


"****Head" wrote ...

Katy is indeed useless here. She rarely has anything but quips and smug
comments and they are rarely funny. Her manic religious faith makes her a
cavewoman cowering to thunder among refined men of the sea. I don't

remember
the last "sailing" thread she started, let alone anything of value added

to
one. She treats this group like a flirting mailman dropping off junk mail

to a
priest.




Bobsprit December 5th 03 05:04 PM

I Agree With Neal
 
Yet, she's more liked around here than you, by a margin of 15,892 to 1.


Scotty can't pick a good boat...or handle remedial math!

Hoooh ahhhh!

RB

Scott Vernon December 5th 03 05:22 PM

I Agree With Neal
 
keep digging.


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Yet, she's more liked around here than you, by a margin of 15,892 to 1.


Scotty can't pick a good boat...or handle remedial math!

Hoooh ahhhh!

RB



Bobsprit December 5th 03 05:49 PM

I Agree With Neal
 
keep digging.


"Bobsprit" wrote in message


Scotty, you're a chucklehead and a fool. There's no doubt about it. I'm sorry
your life is so miserable. I strongly suspect it's your own fault. Enjoy your
"life" and "boat" such as they are.
Where your life ends is where most others start. Imagine....you went from a Mac
to a Siedleman! Well done, loser!


Capt RB

Scott Vernon December 5th 03 05:55 PM

I Agree With Neal
 
he he he

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
keep digging.


"Bobsprit" wrote in message


Scotty, you're a chucklehead and a fool. There's no doubt about it. I'm

sorry
your life is so miserable. I strongly suspect it's your own fault. Enjoy

your
"life" and "boat" such as they are.
Where your life ends is where most others start. Imagine....you went from

a Mac
to a Siedleman! Well done, loser!


Capt RB



Bobsprit December 5th 03 06:02 PM

I Agree With Neal
 
he he he

What your wife dreams of?


Bwahahahaha!

RB

Bobsprit December 5th 03 07:03 PM

I Agree With Neal
 
What your wife dreams of?



I thought it was a Michael Jackson impression.

Let's hope Scotty's wife isn't dreaming of Jackson.

RB

Simple Simon December 5th 03 09:12 PM

I Agree With Neal
 
You're wrong, completely wrong. Bobsprit is the life of
the party. Katysails is the homely woman who shows up
hoping to get some attention but is so unattractive and so
ignorant that nobody wishes to talk to her for more
than just a few minutes and it's only to be polite.

Without Bobsprit this group would wither on the vine.

I'm with Bobsprit in requesting Katysails resign from the
group. Her very presence draws unsuitable female participation
ala Lady Pilot, Lady Sailor, etc. Haggie is the only female here
who really deserves to be here. Haggie is hip, cool and an
actual boat person even if she doesn't sail a whole lot. Besides
that, Haggie is slim and sexy - not some butter hog like Katy.

S.Simon


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message ...
Yet, she's more liked around here than you, by a margin of 15,892 to 1.

Scotty


"****Head" wrote ...

Katy is indeed useless here. She rarely has anything but quips and smug
comments and they are rarely funny. Her manic religious faith makes her a
cavewoman cowering to thunder among refined men of the sea. I don't

remember
the last "sailing" thread she started, let alone anything of value added

to
one. She treats this group like a flirting mailman dropping off junk mail

to a
priest.






Scott Vernon December 5th 03 09:45 PM

I Agree With Neal
 

"Simple Simon" wrote ...
You're wrong, completely wrong.


happens quite a lot

Bobsprit is the life of
the party.


As is an annoying drunk with a lampshade on his head at a real party.
Boob**** is the JOKE of the NG.

Katysails is the homely woman who shows up
hoping to get some attention but is so unattractive and so
ignorant that nobody wishes to talk to her for more
than just a few minutes and it's only to be polite.


We all know you got the hots for her.



Without Bobsprit this group would wither on the vine.


not enough fertilizer?


Haggie is the only female here
who really deserves to be here. Haggie is hip, cool and an
actual boat person even if she doesn't sail a whole lot.


don't you usually refer to her as 'floating trailer park trash'?

Besides
that, Haggie is slim and sexy - not some butter hog like Katy.



You've never met either one.

SV


Simple Simon December 5th 03 10:02 PM

I Agree With Neal
 
Bobsprit is right more than he is wrong.

He is wrong when it comes to politics and he's wrong
when it comes to his evaluation of Coronado Yachts.
Other than that, even when he lies, he's more credible
than most of the losers and wannabes who frequent
this group because they have no life. Bobsprit has a life.
He has a beautiful and productive wife, a very nice
boat, a wonderful home theatre, some lovely model-type
lady friends, a successful career, money and influence,
etc.

Compared to Bobsprit you and I are lonely, failed hermits
living a life of solitude and despair. When I visit this group
and don't see posts from Bobsprit I become depressed.

Don't you talk bad about such a great fellow. If you would
treat Bobsprit with a little respect maybe he would do the
same for you but since Bobsprit is your superior it is up
to you to make the first move.

S.Simon



"Scott Vernon" wrote in message ...

"Simple Simon" wrote ...
You're wrong, completely wrong.


happens quite a lot

Bobsprit is the life of
the party.


As is an annoying drunk with a lampshade on his head at a real party.
Boob**** is the JOKE of the NG.

Katysails is the homely woman who shows up
hoping to get some attention but is so unattractive and so
ignorant that nobody wishes to talk to her for more
than just a few minutes and it's only to be polite.


We all know you got the hots for her.



Without Bobsprit this group would wither on the vine.


not enough fertilizer?


Haggie is the only female here
who really deserves to be here. Haggie is hip, cool and an
actual boat person even if she doesn't sail a whole lot.


don't you usually refer to her as 'floating trailer park trash'?

Besides
that, Haggie is slim and sexy - not some butter hog like Katy.



You've never met either one.

SV




Bobsprit December 5th 03 10:03 PM

I Agree With Neal
 
"Simple Simon" wrote ...
You're wrong, completely wrong.


happens quite a lot


So then Scotty agrees with us that Katy should leave. Well done!
Scotty's got both feet lodged firmly in his back teeth again!

RB

Bobsprit December 5th 03 10:03 PM

I Agree With Neal
 
As is an annoying drunk with a lampshade on his head at a real party.


Give your father a break. With a son like you what could he do but get drunk?


RB

Bobsprit December 5th 03 10:06 PM

I Agree With Neal
 
Don't you talk bad about such a great fellow. If you would
treat Bobsprit with a little respect maybe he would do the
same for you but since Bobsprit is your superior it is up
to you to make the first move.


Now you're REALLY trying to chase me outa here! It won't work!

RB

Jonathan Ganz December 6th 03 12:34 AM

I Agree With Neal
 
No, he's the guy who dumps on the coffee table, then tries to
claim it's a party favor.

Scott is the entertainment, aka Elvis impersonator.

Neal is the nasty drunk who hits on all the women, except that
besides being obnoxious has bad body odor so none of them
will talk to him. People feel a lot of pity for him, so he's allowed
to hang around.

Donal is the lone Brit. He's not that smart, but he sounds smart
due to the accent.

Katy is the hostess with the mostess. She's invited Haggie
who is central focus of the male attention. The other regular
women include Lady Sailor and Lady Pilot.

Mooron is kinda fun as long as he stays drunk... a happy
drunk who tends to rant, but in a good way.

Horass is the transvestite that Iguana Boy brought but
forgot to take with him when he was thrown out by me,
Doug, Bob, Neal, and a couple of others.

Gilligan is the intellectual of the crowd. He tends to pontificate
quite a bit, has multiple personalities, but is entertaining. Also,
he's from Colorado, which gives him some status for unclear
reasons.

Thom is the elder statesman of the crowd and is generally
treated with respect, although some think it's fun to hassle
him. He doesn't hear too well and keeps responding with
"I'll drink to that," which if not always appropriate, is at
least amusing.

Jeff, Doug, Rich, and a few others actually know more than
they let on, which makes them humble and wise; whereas,
I and a couple of others, who also know quite a bit about
different subjects tend to have fun in the tumult.

The bar is hosted. The food is cosmopolitan. The language
is mostly American English, with a couple of exceptions,
including the UK party next door.

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

"Simple Simon" wrote ...
You're wrong, completely wrong.


happens quite a lot

Bobsprit is the life of
the party.


As is an annoying drunk with a lampshade on his head at a real party.
Boob**** is the JOKE of the NG.

Katysails is the homely woman who shows up
hoping to get some attention but is so unattractive and so
ignorant that nobody wishes to talk to her for more
than just a few minutes and it's only to be polite.


We all know you got the hots for her.



Without Bobsprit this group would wither on the vine.


not enough fertilizer?


Haggie is the only female here
who really deserves to be here. Haggie is hip, cool and an
actual boat person even if she doesn't sail a whole lot.


don't you usually refer to her as 'floating trailer park trash'?

Besides
that, Haggie is slim and sexy - not some butter hog like Katy.



You've never met either one.

SV




Jonathan Ganz December 6th 03 12:35 AM

I Agree With Neal
 
He finally got his perscription filled.

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Don't you talk bad about such a great fellow. If you would
treat Bobsprit with a little respect maybe he would do the
same for you but since Bobsprit is your superior it is up
to you to make the first move.


Now you're REALLY trying to chase me outa here! It won't work!

RB




Brien Alkire December 6th 03 01:14 AM

I Agree With Neal
 
I don't remember the last "sailing" thread she started, let alone anything
of value added to one.

And this thread is useful how?




Donal December 6th 03 01:32 AM

I Agree With Neal
 

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
Donal is the lone Brit. He's not that smart, but he sounds smart
due to the accent.


Would your theories be null and void if I were to inform you that
"I AM NOT A BRIT".



I'm Irish. There's a difference.



Regards



Donal
--




Bobsprit December 6th 03 01:37 AM

I Agree With Neal
 
I don't remember the last "sailing" thread she started, let alone anything
of value added to one.

And this thread is useful how?

Proves Scott is a liar.

RB

Simple Simon December 6th 03 02:04 AM

I Agree With Neal
 

stupid mick!


"Donal" wrote in message ...

I'm Irish. There's a difference.




Jeff Morris December 6th 03 02:31 AM

I Agree With Neal
 
Does that mean I'm not humble and wise? Damn, I had them fooled for 58 minutes.

"Donal" wrote in message
...

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
Donal is the lone Brit. He's not that smart, but he sounds smart
due to the accent.


Would your theories be null and void if I were to inform you that
"I AM NOT A BRIT".



I'm Irish. There's a difference.



Regards



Donal
--






Jonathan Ganz December 6th 03 03:09 AM

I Agree With Neal
 
Yes. Damn... and I like the Irish, generally.

"Donal" wrote in message
...

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
Donal is the lone Brit. He's not that smart, but he sounds smart
due to the accent.


Would your theories be null and void if I were to inform you that
"I AM NOT A BRIT".



I'm Irish. There's a difference.



Regards



Donal
--






Jonathan Ganz December 6th 03 03:09 AM

I Agree With Neal
 
It's not obvious?

"Brien Alkire" wrote in message
...
I don't remember the last "sailing" thread she started, let alone

anything
of value added to one.

And this thread is useful how?






katysails December 6th 03 03:29 AM

I Agree With Neal
 
Seeing you are Neal, it's nice to know you agree with yourself. The =
meds must be taking hold somewhat.

--=20
katysails
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Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


Donal December 7th 03 12:02 AM

I Agree With Neal
 

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...

stupid mick!


"Donal" wrote in message

...

I'm Irish. There's a difference.



So, what's your excuse?

When are you going to tell us what happened to Capt Neal?

I think that you owe us an explanation. We have politely accepted your
presence since you claimed that you were the real Capt Neal.- who had
returned from his trip to the Bahamas. However, you definitely seem to lack
the "bite" that you once posessed.


What gives?


Did you go to the Bahamas? .. and have your balls removed? .. or did you
spend some time in hospital, where you learned to fear mortality? .. or
perhaps you had a stint in prison, where you were taught a bit of respect??


What the hell happened to the man who would not "mince his words"????

Nowadays, you seem to be little more than a limp prick.

Regards


Donal
--




Donal December 7th 03 12:11 AM

I Agree With Neal
 

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
Yes. Damn... and I like the Irish, generally.


C'mon, you are obviously a racist! You've already suggested that I'm a bit
thick! Don't try to pretend that you didn't know that I'm Irish.



Regards


Donal
--




Simple Simon December 7th 03 12:16 AM

I Agree With Neal
 

"Donal" wrote in message ...
Nowadays, you seem to be little more than a limp prick.



Sorry, but if you're interested in a stiff prick you'd
better look elsewhere.

S.Simon



Jonathan Ganz December 7th 03 07:30 AM

I Agree With Neal
 
I fairly certain that nothing need be added to your post for this
to be accurate.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...

"Donal" wrote in message

...
Nowadays, you seem to be little more than a limp prick.



Sorry, but if you're interested in a stiff prick you'd
better look elsewhere.

S.Simon





Peter Wiley December 7th 03 11:06 PM

I Agree With Neal
 
In article , Simple Simon
wrote:

You're wrong, completely wrong. Bobsprit is the life of
the party. Katysails is the homely woman who shows up
hoping to get some attention but is so unattractive and so
ignorant that nobody wishes to talk to her for more
than just a few minutes and it's only to be polite.

Without Bobsprit this group would wither on the vine.


ROFL. Bob****'s in my KF and when he did a dummy-spit and left nobody
cared.

Your problem is that you can't get an intelligent and attractive woman
to spend any time with you unless you catch them real young, before
they've learnt anything about men, and even then you have to rent them
by the minute. You're just bitter & jealous.

PDW

Donal December 8th 03 12:00 AM

I Agree With Neal
 

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...

"Donal" wrote in message

...
Nowadays, you seem to be little more than a limp prick.



Sorry, but if you're interested in a stiff prick you'd
better look elsewhere.


That's become pretty obvious, lately.



Regards


Donal
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