As the fat walrus tries to waddle off the pounds, go visit:

http://lowfatlifestyle.com/calories.htm

You can see that the plump one at best can only burn about 125 calories
every ten minutes.

That means in his 1/2 hour "run" the gyrating tower of fag-blubber has only
managed to burn off a snickers bar! He needs to run at least 120 minutes to
take care of his Thanksgiving orgy, let alone the day before gluttony or the
day before that.

He sold off his bowflex, which he credits (falsely) with weight loss.
Obviously he does not lead a lifestyle of moderation and health, he must
take extraordinary action to bring things "under control".

The only exercise he gets is lifting another greasy turkey leg to his pie
hole!

Poppa Pimple