Bwhahhahahahahahah! Let me help you. Is Sudzy's left hand PORT or starboard?

Port, but the wake described isn't present to port at all. It's to starboard,
midship.
I think you don't know what "wake" means. You probably think it's always aft.
Not so.

Wake:
The visible track of turbulence left by something moving through water: the
wake of a ship. Disturbance in liquid from moving object.

You poor thing.

RB