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Cappie Right Again!
Ya gotta hand it to ole Cappie! He gets the nail on the head everytime!
He's right about women and sailing. Women shouldn't be allowed on a sailboat unless it's firmly tied to the pier. As a true sailing bombshell I know this first hand. Let's look at the evidence. Take a man sailing by himself. We've some good examples here. Ole Cappie skillfully negotiates the eddies and gybes of the Caribbean singlehanded. Captain America, who is a few bricks short of a full load, sails halfway acroos the Pacific and back. Schoonertrash sails a Westerly Centaur (the boat of choice of the Penguin in Batman) thousands of miles singlehanded - without mishap. He could even enjoy picking his nose with his thumbs and no nagging of a woman. Now what happens when you add a woman? You wind up sailing in a fresh water lake with a chatterbox galley maid. What happens when you add several women? You become Bobsprit. Add a few dozen more and you're Rick tugs, full throttle ahead plowing the ferry boat into the dock. Why are women such a distraction? It's the pheremones. They distract men. Poor Bobsprit, his women are so scantily clad that their pheremone glands are uncovered. It's no wonder they can drive farm beasts several miles inland insane. Women have no place on a boat. Look at what happened in France. The Queen Mary was beached and the gangplank collapsed under the weight of fat housewives. They can only bring tragedy! Don't forget the Sirens in the Odyssey and the Captain of the Pinafore - women only subtracted from their manly sailing skills. It's historical fact, documented through the ages. Unless, of course, they are famous single handed sailorettes such as myself! Confident, poised and torpedoes straight ahead - that's me! Babs, the bombshell with the biggest tips! |
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Cappie Right Again!
As usual, Babs, you're a breath of fresh air
with tips beyond compare. S.Simon "Babs Johnson" wrote in message ink.net... Ya gotta hand it to ole Cappie! He gets the nail on the head everytime! He's right about women and sailing. Women shouldn't be allowed on a sailboat unless it's firmly tied to the pier. As a true sailing bombshell I know this first hand. Let's look at the evidence. Take a man sailing by himself. We've some good examples here. Ole Cappie skillfully negotiates the eddies and gybes of the Caribbean singlehanded. Captain America, who is a few bricks short of a full load, sails halfway acroos the Pacific and back. Schoonertrash sails a Westerly Centaur (the boat of choice of the Penguin in Batman) thousands of miles singlehanded - without mishap. He could even enjoy picking his nose with his thumbs and no nagging of a woman. Now what happens when you add a woman? You wind up sailing in a fresh water lake with a chatterbox galley maid. What happens when you add several women? You become Bobsprit. Add a few dozen more and you're Rick tugs, full throttle ahead plowing the ferry boat into the dock. Why are women such a distraction? It's the pheremones. They distract men. Poor Bobsprit, his women are so scantily clad that their pheremone glands are uncovered. It's no wonder they can drive farm beasts several miles inland insane. Women have no place on a boat. Look at what happened in France. The Queen Mary was beached and the gangplank collapsed under the weight of fat housewives. They can only bring tragedy! Don't forget the Sirens in the Odyssey and the Captain of the Pinafore - women only subtracted from their manly sailing skills. It's historical fact, documented through the ages. Unless, of course, they are famous single handed sailorettes such as myself! Confident, poised and torpedoes straight ahead - that's me! Babs, the bombshell with the biggest tips! |
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Cappie Right Again!
Sort of the same thing that happens when you add a used up
old sock puppet like yourself. "Babs Johnson" wrote in message ink.net... Ya gotta hand it to ole Cappie! He gets the nail on the head everytime! He's right about women and sailing. Women shouldn't be allowed on a sailboat unless it's firmly tied to the pier. As a true sailing bombshell I know this first hand. Let's look at the evidence. Take a man sailing by himself. We've some good examples here. Ole Cappie skillfully negotiates the eddies and gybes of the Caribbean singlehanded. Captain America, who is a few bricks short of a full load, sails halfway acroos the Pacific and back. Schoonertrash sails a Westerly Centaur (the boat of choice of the Penguin in Batman) thousands of miles singlehanded - without mishap. He could even enjoy picking his nose with his thumbs and no nagging of a woman. Now what happens when you add a woman? You wind up sailing in a fresh water lake with a chatterbox galley maid. What happens when you add several women? You become Bobsprit. Add a few dozen more and you're Rick tugs, full throttle ahead plowing the ferry boat into the dock. Why are women such a distraction? It's the pheremones. They distract men. Poor Bobsprit, his women are so scantily clad that their pheremone glands are uncovered. It's no wonder they can drive farm beasts several miles inland insane. Women have no place on a boat. Look at what happened in France. The Queen Mary was beached and the gangplank collapsed under the weight of fat housewives. They can only bring tragedy! Don't forget the Sirens in the Odyssey and the Captain of the Pinafore - women only subtracted from their manly sailing skills. It's historical fact, documented through the ages. Unless, of course, they are famous single handed sailorettes such as myself! Confident, poised and torpedoes straight ahead - that's me! Babs, the bombshell with the biggest tips! |
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Cappie Right Again!
Babs, the boob, the biggest twit! --=20 katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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Cappie Right Again!
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Hash: SHA1 Does it mean anything, that when one does a Google search on "Babs Johnson," that most links are for "Pink Flamingos" (the movie) sites? That "Babs Johnson" was definitely NOT a babe. tw On Wed, 19 Nov 2003 03:30:16 GMT, "Babs Johnson" wrote: Ya gotta hand it to ole Cappie! He gets the nail on the head everytime! He's right about women and sailing. Women shouldn't be allowed on a sailboat unless it's firmly tied to the pier. As a true sailing bombshell I know this first hand. Let's look at the evidence. Take a man sailing by himself. We've some good examples here. Ole Cappie skillfully negotiates the eddies and gybes of the Caribbean singlehanded. Captain America, who is a few bricks short of a full load, sails halfway acroos the Pacific and back. Schoonertrash sails a Westerly Centaur (the boat of choice of the Penguin in Batman) thousands of miles singlehanded - without mishap. He could even enjoy picking his nose with his thumbs and no nagging of a woman. Now what happens when you add a woman? You wind up sailing in a fresh water lake with a chatterbox galley maid. What happens when you add several women? You become Bobsprit. Add a few dozen more and you're Rick tugs, full throttle ahead plowing the ferry boat into the dock. Why are women such a distraction? It's the pheremones. They distract men. Poor Bobsprit, his women are so scantily clad that their pheremone glands are uncovered. It's no wonder they can drive farm beasts several miles inland insane. Women have no place on a boat. Look at what happened in France. The Queen Mary was beached and the gangplank collapsed under the weight of fat housewives. They can only bring tragedy! Don't forget the Sirens in the Odyssey and the Captain of the Pinafore - women only subtracted from their manly sailing skills. It's historical fact, documented through the ages. Unless, of course, they are famous single handed sailorettes such as myself! Confident, poised and torpedoes straight ahead - that's me! Babs, the bombshell with the biggest tips! -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- iQA/AwUBP7r6hNCBA23eyf45EQJPIgCgtV8RJclckOJjq8NHUa6tY3 z7PQcAn20K 3e0Mgv0q/RSfrTLm6AFw5kjv =tKIS -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- |
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Cappie Right Again!
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"two wheels" wrote in message ... -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 Does it mean anything, that when one does a Google search on "Babs Johnson," that most links are for "Pink Flamingos" (the movie) sites? That "Babs Johnson" was definitely NOT a babe. tw On Wed, 19 Nov 2003 03:30:16 GMT, "Babs Johnson" wrote: Ya gotta hand it to ole Cappie! He gets the nail on the head everytime! He's right about women and sailing. Women shouldn't be allowed on a sailboat unless it's firmly tied to the pier. As a true sailing bombshell I know this first hand. Let's look at the evidence. Take a man sailing by himself. We've some good examples here. Ole Cappie skillfully negotiates the eddies and gybes of the Caribbean singlehanded. Captain America, who is a few bricks short of a full load, sails halfway acroos the Pacific and back. Schoonertrash sails a Westerly Centaur (the boat of choice of the Penguin in Batman) thousands of miles singlehanded - without mishap. He could even enjoy picking his nose with his thumbs and no nagging of a woman. Now what happens when you add a woman? You wind up sailing in a fresh water lake with a chatterbox galley maid. What happens when you add several women? You become Bobsprit. Add a few dozen more and you're Rick tugs, full throttle ahead plowing the ferry boat into the dock. Why are women such a distraction? It's the pheremones. They distract men. Poor Bobsprit, his women are so scantily clad that their pheremone glands are uncovered. It's no wonder they can drive farm beasts several miles inland insane. Women have no place on a boat. Look at what happened in France. The Queen Mary was beached and the gangplank collapsed under the weight of fat housewives. They can only bring tragedy! Don't forget the Sirens in the Odyssey and the Captain of the Pinafore - women only subtracted from their manly sailing skills. It's historical fact, documented through the ages. Unless, of course, they are famous single handed sailorettes such as myself! Confident, poised and torpedoes straight ahead - that's me! Babs, the bombshell with the biggest tips! -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- iQA/AwUBP7r6hNCBA23eyf45EQJPIgCgtV8RJclckOJjq8NHUa6tY3 z7PQcAn20K 3e0Mgv0q/RSfrTLm6AFw5kjv =tKIS -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- |
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Cappie Right Again!
That "Babs Johnson" was definitely NOT a babe. We've all known that for the past 3 years..where have you been? Do you = really not know who Babs is????? --=20 katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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Cappie Right Again!
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Hash: SHA1 On Wed, 19 Nov 2003 06:49:26 -0500, "katysails" wrote: That "Babs Johnson" was definitely NOT a babe. We've all known that for the past 3 years..where have you been? Do you really not know who Babs is????? Yes. I did assume it was some sixty-year-old beer-drinking sailor-man trapped in the body of an inflatable Pam-Anderson-like doll, but I wondered where the name came from. Maybe he just liked the initials. tw -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- iQA/AwUBP7tu4NCBA23eyf45EQJ+DwCfWCW+f0TU06DxQY7Qsal21U wLHmcAnjGq oEOgZdpfR3qd/Escy8z8sKQa =l6yh -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- |
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Cappie Right Again!
Yes. I did assume it was some sixty-year-old beer-drinking
sailor-man trapped in the body of an inflatable Pam-Anderson-like doll, but I wondered where the name came from. Maybe he just liked the initials. Wrong guess...it isn't Neal.... --=20 katysails s/v Chanteuse Kirie Elite 32 http://katysails.tripod.com "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
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Cappie Right Again!
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Hash: SHA1 On Wed, 19 Nov 2003 19:17:17 -0500, "katysails" wrote: Yes. I did assume it was some sixty-year-old beer-drinking sailor-man trapped in the body of an inflatable Pam-Anderson-like doll, but I wondered where the name came from. Maybe he just liked the initials. Wrong guess...it isn't Neal.... Who then? Doug King? Ole Tom? Pope John Paul II? tw -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- iQA/AwUBP7wQn9CBA23eyf45EQK/gACeI3B3vZZqWvwMgk5f5okRsT0KmgkAn3HI MOfRfzVchCt7PasG+L5PgrKc =gLpl -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- |
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