Ever been visiting when your friend's little dog
comes up and starts humping on your leg?

You can't really blame the dog because it's just
nature calling but you can blame the dog's owner
for not training the dog better to eliminate this
unacceptable behavior.

I wonder who failed to train Lady Pilot. She
comes trotting into this group, tongue lolling
and commences humping on Mooron's leg.

Be a man, Mooron, give the dog a swift kick
in the ass.

S.Simon