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Simple Simon November 18th 03 10:34 PM

When somebody's dog humps your leg.
 
Ever been visiting when your friend's little dog
comes up and starts humping on your leg?

You can't really blame the dog because it's just
nature calling but you can blame the dog's owner
for not training the dog better to eliminate this
unacceptable behavior.

I wonder who failed to train Lady Pilot. She
comes trotting into this group, tongue lolling
and commences humping on Mooron's leg.

Be a man, Mooron, give the dog a swift kick
in the ass.

S.Simon



JN November 18th 03 11:04 PM

Jealous of a dog???
 



Jonathan Ganz November 18th 03 11:59 PM

Jealous of a dog???
 
You're talking about Neal here...

"JN" wrote in message
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Babs Johnson November 19th 03 02:46 AM

When somebody's dog humps your leg.
 
That LP is such a tramp!

I bet when a dog goes to hump her leg she gets down on all fours.

Woof woof!

Babs

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
Ever been visiting when your friend's little dog
comes up and starts humping on your leg?

You can't really blame the dog because it's just
nature calling but you can blame the dog's owner
for not training the dog better to eliminate this
unacceptable behavior.

I wonder who failed to train Lady Pilot. She
comes trotting into this group, tongue lolling
and commences humping on Mooron's leg.

Be a man, Mooron, give the dog a swift kick
in the ass.

S.Simon





Flying Tadpole November 19th 03 03:09 AM

When somebody's dog humps your leg.
 
Well Babs sweetie! Would you prefer she rolled over?

Babs Johnson wrote:

That LP is such a tramp!

I bet when a dog goes to hump her leg she gets down on all fours.

Woof woof!

Babs

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
Ever been visiting when your friend's little dog
comes up and starts humping on your leg?

You can't really blame the dog because it's just
nature calling but you can blame the dog's owner
for not training the dog better to eliminate this
unacceptable behavior.

I wonder who failed to train Lady Pilot. She
comes trotting into this group, tongue lolling
and commences humping on Mooron's leg.

Be a man, Mooron, give the dog a swift kick
in the ass.

S.Simon



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Babs Johnson November 19th 03 03:16 AM

When somebody's dog humps your leg.
 
How about begging for a bone!

Babs, America's premier sailorette!


"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...
Well Babs sweetie! Would you prefer she rolled over?

Babs Johnson wrote:

That LP is such a tramp!

I bet when a dog goes to hump her leg she gets down on all fours.

Woof woof!

Babs

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
Ever been visiting when your friend's little dog
comes up and starts humping on your leg?

You can't really blame the dog because it's just
nature calling but you can blame the dog's owner
for not training the dog better to eliminate this
unacceptable behavior.

I wonder who failed to train Lady Pilot. She
comes trotting into this group, tongue lolling
and commences humping on Mooron's leg.

Be a man, Mooron, give the dog a swift kick
in the ass.

S.Simon



--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
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katysails November 19th 03 03:26 AM

When somebody's dog humps your leg.
 
Neal,
You are truly the disgusting one. Your analogy fits you and your =
behavior on this group over the past years. You run from subject to =
subject, climbing the leg of anyone you think will listen...and plenty =
have kicked your backsides to no avail...You'd think your bum would be =
plenty sore by now.

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


The_navigator© November 19th 03 03:35 AM

When somebody's dog humps your leg.
 
Wow! Native LP language!

Cheers MC

Babs Johnson wrote:

That LP is such a tramp!

I bet when a dog goes to hump her leg she gets down on all fours.

Woof woof!

Babs

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...

Ever been visiting when your friend's little dog
comes up and starts humping on your leg?

You can't really blame the dog because it's just
nature calling but you can blame the dog's owner
for not training the dog better to eliminate this
unacceptable behavior.

I wonder who failed to train Lady Pilot. She
comes trotting into this group, tongue lolling
and commences humping on Mooron's leg.

Be a man, Mooron, give the dog a swift kick
in the ass.

S.Simon







The_navigator© November 19th 03 03:37 AM

When somebody's dog humps your leg.
 
LOL! That's our Babs alright.

Cheers MC

Babs Johnson wrote:

How about begging for a bone!

Babs, America's premier sailorette!


"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...

Well Babs sweetie! Would you prefer she rolled over?

Babs Johnson wrote:

That LP is such a tramp!

I bet when a dog goes to hump her leg she gets down on all fours.

Woof woof!

Babs

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...

Ever been visiting when your friend's little dog
comes up and starts humping on your leg?

You can't really blame the dog because it's just
nature calling but you can blame the dog's owner
for not training the dog better to eliminate this
unacceptable behavior.

I wonder who failed to train Lady Pilot. She
comes trotting into this group, tongue lolling
and commences humping on Mooron's leg.

Be a man, Mooron, give the dog a swift kick
in the ass.

S.Simon



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Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
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