Sent in my renewal paperwork today.
 

Odd that when Irwin Yacht required you to take a drug test before
providing a piece of paper (pay check) you refused, but when the USCG
requires a drug test for a piece of paper (wall ornament) you gladly
took the test. Seems your values are misplaced.
krj

Simple Simon wrote:
My Master's license renewal paperwork is on the way
to the Regional Exam Center in New Orleans.

I passed the physical with flying colors. My blood
pressure recorded on the physical is 110/70 and
my pulse was 64 - this is without medication, BTW.
(I bet Jeff, Rick, otn and Shen44 are very envious.)
I got it that low simply by exercising, losing 25 pounds
in the last month, eliminating the alcohol and caffeine
and eating right.

Of course I also passed the **** test.

Of course I documented sufficient hours aboard my
vessel.

Of course I filled out all the paperwork correctly.

And, of course, I will continue to be a Master in good
standing for the likes of Jeff to check out in the future.

Thank you all listening.

S.Simon

Sent in my renewal paperwork today.
 

You call living for a hundred years as a miserable
negative, whining, complaining, lying, liberal,
anti-American loser living?

You should go to work at Burger King so you can
have it your way.

S.Simon


"Bobsprit" wrote in message ...
Early mortality in my family? What gives you that idea.

My father died when he was 79 and my mother when she was 80.

That's what gave me the "idea."
My great grandfather is 103. My grandparents all over 84. My father is only 66.
My mother died young, but not from natural causes. The average lifespan in my
family over 120 years of known history is 96!
I win again!

RB

Sent in my renewal paperwork today.
 

You call living for a hundred years as a miserable
negative, whining, complaining, lying, liberal,
anti-American loser living?

Bwahahaaaha! Bashed from both sides, Neal drops and goes to name calling! Enjoy
your few remaining years, Mister Mayfly!
I win again!

RB

Sent in my renewal paperwork today.
 

Just the opposite. When one has a job as a common laborer
being paid eight bucks an hour installing systems in yachts
one has no responsibly concerning public safety.

On the other hand when one is the Captain of a vessel
with passenger's lives at stake one should not balk at
proving one's competence.

Big difference there.

S.Simon




"Kelton Joyner" wrote in message .. .
Odd that when Irwin Yacht required you to take a drug test before
providing a piece of paper (pay check) you refused, but when the USCG
requires a drug test for a piece of paper (wall ornament) you gladly
took the test. Seems your values are misplaced.
krj

Simple Simon wrote:
My Master's license renewal paperwork is on the way
to the Regional Exam Center in New Orleans.

I passed the physical with flying colors. My blood
pressure recorded on the physical is 110/70 and
my pulse was 64 - this is without medication, BTW.
(I bet Jeff, Rick, otn and Shen44 are very envious.)
I got it that low simply by exercising, losing 25 pounds
in the last month, eliminating the alcohol and caffeine
and eating right.

Of course I also passed the **** test.

Of course I documented sufficient hours aboard my
vessel.

Of course I filled out all the paperwork correctly.

And, of course, I will continue to be a Master in good
standing for the likes of Jeff to check out in the future.

Thank you all listening.

S.Simon

Sent in my renewal paperwork today.
 

You ever gamble in Las Vegas?

You should because you could go there and
drop a million dollars at the Blackjack table
while winning a thousand bucks and you would tell
everybody you went to Vegas and won a thousand
bucks gambling.

Hopelessly stupid is what you are.

S.Simon


"Bobsprit" wrote in message ...
You call living for a hundred years as a miserable
negative, whining, complaining, lying, liberal,
anti-American loser living?

Bwahahaaaha! Bashed from both sides, Neal drops and goes to name calling! Enjoy
your few remaining years, Mister Mayfly!
I win again!

RB

Sent in my renewal paperwork today.
 

You ever gamble in Las Vegas?

Nope. I don't gamble, though I'm quite lucky!

RB

Sent in my renewal paperwork today.
 

Hopelessly stupid is what you are.


Hopelessly near the end is what you are!


Bwahahahahaha!

RB

Sent in my renewal paperwork today.
 

"Bobsprit" wrote in message ...
Hopelessly stupid is what you are.


Hopelessly near the end is what you are!


Is that a veiled threat? It could get you tossed off
AGAIN.

S.Simon

Sent in my renewal paperwork today.
 

Hopelessly near the end is what you are!


Is that a veiled threat? .

Nope just genetics and mother nature correcting an error!
Bwahahahahahaha! C'mon, Neal...I own you this week!

RB

Sent in my renewal paperwork today.
 

Wow... now that is a threat if I ever read one.... Mother
Nature correcting an error....

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Hopelessly near the end is what you are!


Is that a veiled threat? .

Nope just genetics and mother nature correcting an error!
Bwahahahahahaha! C'mon, Neal...I own you this week!

RB