Recorded on the day Donal bought the Beneteau:


Salesman: "Don't let the reputation bother you. Beneteau is like Kia; so long
as the warranty lasts there's nothing to worry about.

Donal: Hmmmmm. I don't know. I've heard of problems, like loose floors.

Salesman: "Ever heard of velcro?"

Donal: Poorly made cabinets-

Salesman: Are you buying a boat or a dresser?

Donal: Gelcoat cracking-

Salesman: It looks good, like the fine cracks in well worn leather!

Donal: I don't want to be a laughing stock. I already drive a Ford Fiesta.

Salesman: My father drives a Fiesta! Great car!

Donal: What about the looks of the boat? It looks a bit like a pregnant Cheese
Doodle.

Salesman: Beneteau boats win awards for design! Did you see the sink? I see you
have pictures of sailboats on your checkbook. Clearly you're a real sailor.


SOLD!!!!