"Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:PkFob.68453$B_2.14349@okepread02...

"Simple Simon" wrote:

The Captains Neurasthenic wrote in message
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Well maybe, but at least when LP squeaked it wouldn't be that plastic
squeal.

All that fat woman can do is fart and groan. The sad thing is
it's impossible to tell which is which.

S.Simon

Oh come on Neal! You've been striving for my normal blood pressure all
along...

BTW, isn't your appointment on Nov 7th? I'll be here on the evening of
Nov. 6 to raise your blood pressure...

LP (your friend) Bwaaaheahahahahaa!

This morning after a thirty mile bike ride, the return
fifteen miles of which was against 20-30 knot headwinds,
I weighed myself on the supermarket scale and was a
lean and mean 173 pounds (down from 197 a month ago)
and my BP was 109/67. There ain't no way even Chloe
Anderson could cause my BP to raise enough to flunk
that physical.

I'm not a degenerate pill popper to mask symptoms of
a problem like most of the wusses on this group. I'm
a man of action who directly attacks the cause of the
symptoms. I'm gonna live forever at this rate.

S.Simon