The Captains Neurasthenic wrote in message ...

Well maybe, but at least when LP squeaked it wouldn't be that plastic
squeal.

All that fat woman can do is fart and groan. The sad thing is
it's impossible to tell which is which.

S.Simon

"Simple Simon" wrote:

The Captains Neurasthenic wrote in message
...

Well maybe, but at least when LP squeaked it wouldn't be that plastic
squeal.

All that fat woman can do is fart and groan. The sad thing is
it's impossible to tell which is which.

S.Simon

Oh come on Neal! You've been striving for my normal blood pressure all
along...

BTW, isn't your appointment on Nov 7th? I'll be here on the evening of
Nov. 6 to raise your blood pressure...

LP (your friend) Bwaaaheahahahahaa!

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:PkFob.68453$B_2.14349@okepread02...

"Simple Simon" wrote:

The Captains Neurasthenic wrote in message
...

Well maybe, but at least when LP squeaked it wouldn't be that plastic
squeal.

All that fat woman can do is fart and groan. The sad thing is
it's impossible to tell which is which.

S.Simon

Oh come on Neal! You've been striving for my normal blood pressure all
along...

BTW, isn't your appointment on Nov 7th? I'll be here on the evening of
Nov. 6 to raise your blood pressure...

LP (your friend) Bwaaaheahahahahaa!

This morning after a thirty mile bike ride, the return
fifteen miles of which was against 20-30 knot headwinds,
I weighed myself on the supermarket scale and was a
lean and mean 173 pounds (down from 197 a month ago)
and my BP was 109/67. There ain't no way even Chloe
Anderson could cause my BP to raise enough to flunk
that physical.

I'm not a degenerate pill popper to mask symptoms of
a problem like most of the wusses on this group. I'm
a man of action who directly attacks the cause of the
symptoms. I'm gonna live forever at this rate.

S.Simon

The question is why does someone sign themselves "lady anything"? I
wonder why she daidn't respond to your fat comment. Seems to me to be a
clear channel to bit of a nerve there to tweak -or I'm not The_navigator©

Cheers MC

Simple Simon wrote:

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:PkFob.68453$B_2.14349@okepread02...

"Simple Simon" wrote:

The Captains Neurasthenic wrote in message

. ..

Well maybe, but at least when LP squeaked it wouldn't be that plastic
squeal.

All that fat woman can do is fart and groan. The sad thing is
it's impossible to tell which is which.

S.Simon

Oh come on Neal! You've been striving for my normal blood pressure all
along...

BTW, isn't your appointment on Nov 7th? I'll be here on the evening of
Nov. 6 to raise your blood pressure...

LP (your friend) Bwaaaheahahahahaa!


This morning after a thirty mile bike ride, the return
fifteen miles of which was against 20-30 knot headwinds,
I weighed myself on the supermarket scale and was a
lean and mean 173 pounds (down from 197 a month ago)
and my BP was 109/67. There ain't no way even Chloe
Anderson could cause my BP to raise enough to flunk
that physical.

I'm not a degenerate pill popper to mask symptoms of
a problem like most of the wusses on this group. I'm
a man of action who directly attacks the cause of the
symptoms. I'm gonna live forever at this rate.

S.Simon

Assuming Lady Pilot really does fly commercial aircraft
you have to ask yourself when's the last time you saw
a female commercial pilot who was younger than middle
age and did not look like a bull dyke? I have yet to see
one who is anything but very thick around the middle,
has a butch haircut, facial hair, dried-up complexion,
and heavy cigarette habit all combined with a military
manner unbecoming of a woman.

LP gets her ego stroked by posting anonymously on the
newsgroups because in real life she gets little more
than being treated just like one of the guys. Nobody
is going to be sexually attracted to a woman who looks
and acts like a man. I sort of feel sorry for her.

S.Simon


"The_navigator©" wrote in message ...
The question is why does someone sign themselves "lady anything"? I
wonder why she daidn't respond to your fat comment. Seems to me to be a
clear channel to bit of a nerve there to tweak -or I'm not The_navigator©

Cheers MC

Simple Simon wrote:

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:PkFob.68453$B_2.14349@okepread02...

"Simple Simon" wrote:

The Captains Neurasthenic wrote in message

. ..

Well maybe, but at least when LP squeaked it wouldn't be that plastic
squeal.

All that fat woman can do is fart and groan. The sad thing is
it's impossible to tell which is which.

S.Simon

Oh come on Neal! You've been striving for my normal blood pressure all
along...

BTW, isn't your appointment on Nov 7th? I'll be here on the evening of
Nov. 6 to raise your blood pressure...

LP (your friend) Bwaaaheahahahahaa!


This morning after a thirty mile bike ride, the return
fifteen miles of which was against 20-30 knot headwinds,
I weighed myself on the supermarket scale and was a
lean and mean 173 pounds (down from 197 a month ago)
and my BP was 109/67. There ain't no way even Chloe
Anderson could cause my BP to raise enough to flunk
that physical.

I'm not a degenerate pill popper to mask symptoms of
a problem like most of the wusses on this group. I'm
a man of action who directly attacks the cause of the
symptoms. I'm gonna live forever at this rate.

S.Simon

"Simple Simon" wrote:

Assuming Lady Pilot really does fly commercial aircraft
you have to ask yourself when's the last time you saw
a female commercial pilot who was younger than middle
age and did not look like a bull dyke? I have yet to see
one who is anything but very thick around the middle,
has a butch haircut, facial hair, dried-up complexion,
and heavy cigarette habit all combined with a military
manner unbecoming of a woman.

Neal, I really hope you can continue thinking about me this way. It might
help you with your "loss". How's those therapy sessions working out for
you? Not to mention the blood pressure?

LP (I only have eyes for Capt. Mooron)

"The_navigator©" wrote:
The question is why does someone sign themselves "lady anything"?

Because it bugs sissy boys and mad scientists, like you...

I
wonder why she daidn't respond to your fat comment. Seems to me to be a
clear channel to bit of a nerve there to tweak -or I'm not The_navigator©

Not at all. I've worked out in the gym on and off since 1974. I could
probably stand to lose 5 pounds, maybe. Nothing like the anorexic chic on
your website. For Gawd's sake, please feed her!

LP

P.S. What's up with all this crap with you? I used to think you were a
real nice guy. I sympathized with you over your cat and said you had a nice
boat.

Well, your boat sucks, you murderer! :-)