The first movie I produced was heralded by some as a turkey.

But people paid to see it and I made money from it.

Some say the movie was the "Bayliner Bucaneer" of movies. If that's so then
Donal's boat is far worse than a Bucaneer. He's never made a dime on it and
no one would pay to see it, let alone ride in it!

Your captain and director,

RB