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Donal October 31st 03 01:58 PM

Alien crew are real sailors
 

The Captains Nemesis wrote in message
...

And those Irukanji and Box Jellyfish play merry hell with the
complexion as do the ordinary old JB


What did you do to protect your "complexion"?


Oil of Olay, perhaps? Nivea?


Regards


Donal
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Capt. Mooron October 31st 03 11:14 PM

Alien crew are real sailors
 
Yeah Ozzy... the ocean is no place for wieners, whiners and wimps. I only
wear a suit when the water is really cold. I've been stung, bitten, burned
and stabbed while diving. I deal with it and don't make a fuss. I've swam
both the pacific... North and South and the Atlantic... North and South...
no suit/no sweat.

Ya big pussy!

CM



The Captains Nemesis wrote in message
...
| On Fri, 31 Oct 2003 06:53:28 -0400, "Capt. Mooron"
| wrote:
|
| Pantyhose under your wetsuits..... Bwahahahahahahahahaaa!
| Wetsuits while sailing in Australia.... Bwahahahahahahahahahaa!
|
| CM
|
| Man you oughta try sliding your arse along a plank without a wetsuit.
|
| http://skatesailing.tripod.com/
|
| And those Irukanji and Box Jellyfish play merry hell with the
| complexion as do the ordinary old JB
|
| http://faunanet.gov.au/wos/factfile.cfm?Fact_ID=17
|
|
| Oz1...of the 3 twins.
| Who spends an hour tuning before every race not just when new sails go on
| I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.
|
|



Donal November 1st 03 12:23 AM

Alien crew are real sailors
 

The Captains Nemesis wrote in message
...
On Fri, 31 Oct 2003 13:58:18 -0000, "Donal"
wrote:
Oil of Olay, perhaps? Nivea?


Nivea for Men actually in conjunction with a good quality sunscreen.

You?


Nothing, actually. I wasn't aware that "complexion" was a male problem.


Do you have a problem with "nipple chafe"? I can just picture you needing
a padded bra with your Greek cap, lace-up gloves, thigh length latex boots
and pantyhose!




Regards


Donal
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Lady Pilot November 1st 03 03:53 AM

Alien crew are real sailors
 

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
Yeah Ozzy... the ocean is no place for wieners, whiners and wimps. I only
wear a suit when the water is really cold. I've been stung, bitten, burned
and stabbed while diving. I deal with it and don't make a fuss. I've swam
both the pacific... North and South and the Atlantic... North and South...
no suit/no sweat.


Well, if you've had all of those experiences, a woman wounldn't excite you
much?

LP



Lady Pilot November 1st 03 04:02 AM

Alien crew are real sailors
 

The Captains Nemesis wrote:
On Fri, 31 Oct 2003 21:53:29 -0600, "Lady Pilot" wrote:


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
Yeah Ozzy... the ocean is no place for wieners, whiners and wimps. I

only
wear a suit when the water is really cold. I've been stung, bitten,

burned
and stabbed while diving. I deal with it and don't make a fuss. I've

swam
both the pacific... North and South and the Atlantic... North and

South...
no suit/no sweat.


Well, if you've had all of those experiences, a woman wounldn't excite

you
much?

LP


They don't!


Oz1...of the 3 twins.


Who are you speaking for? ;-)

LP



Capt. Mooron November 1st 03 11:49 AM

Alien crew are real sailors
 

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message

| Well, if you've had all of those experiences, a woman wounldn't excite you
| much?

That entirely depends on the woman..... ;-)

CM



The_navigator© November 2nd 03 08:35 PM

Alien crew are real sailors
 
That pricked the hand that held them?

Cheers MC

Capt. Mooron wrote:

The Captains Nemesis wrote in message
...
| On Thu, 30 Oct 2003 21:03:29 -0400, "Capt. Mooron"
| wrote:
|
| Look Scotty... you could wear ear rings and a flower in your hair for all
I
| care... Ozzy on the other hand.... ;-)
|
| CM
|
| Greedy, Scootz on one hand and me on the other?

A Rose betwixt two thorns....?





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