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Bobsprit October 30th 03 02:58 AM

Alien crew are real sailors
 
Just like Mooron and Simon, all the Alien girls wear no panties!



Jonathan Ganz October 30th 03 04:14 AM

Alien crew are real sailors
 
Bob, I hate to mention it, but men wear boxers not panties.
Is that what the girls wear? Are they men? You should talk
to Horass about this as he as experience with wearing panties.

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
ink.net...
Just like Mooron and Simon, all the Alien girls wear no panties!





JN October 30th 03 05:00 AM

Alien crew are real sailors
 


Bob, I hate to mention it, but men wear boxers not panties.
Is that what the girls wear? Are they men?


Well, yes.... Well, not completely..... not now.



Jonathan Ganz October 30th 03 07:11 AM

Alien crew are real sailors
 
Please don't tell us more.

"JN" wrote in message
. ..


Bob, I hate to mention it, but men wear boxers not panties.
Is that what the girls wear? Are they men?


Well, yes.... Well, not completely..... not now.





Jonathan Ganz October 30th 03 07:12 AM

Alien crew are real sailors
 
So, you're saying that you can imagine us wearing panties???
Yuck! You and your wife need to have a bit of a talk.

The Captains Nemesis wrote in message
...
On Thu, 30 Oct 2003 02:58:39 GMT, "Bobsprit"
wrote:

Just like Mooron and Simon, all the Alien girls wear no panties!


Can't imagine Neal or CM ever wearing panties...Bart and
Jon....welllllllll.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.
Who spends an hour tuning before every race not just when new sails go on
I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.





Jonathan Ganz October 30th 03 08:39 AM

Alien crew are real sailors
 
I never thought of that... used to put talcum powder
on under my diving wetsuit.

The Captains Nemesis wrote in message
...
On Wed, 29 Oct 2003 23:12:29 -0800, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote:

So, you're saying that you can imagine us wearing panties???
Yuck! You and your wife need to have a bit of a talk.


Heh heh,
Jon, in my days of HP dinghies when we could be sailing a couple or
three races every day for over a week we'd often wear pantyhose under
wetsuits to cut out the chafing.
Worked a treat.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.
Who spends an hour tuning before every race not just when new sails go on
I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.





Capt. Mooron October 30th 03 10:21 AM

Alien crew are real sailors
 

The Captains Nemesis wrote in message
| Heh heh,
| Jon, in my days of HP dinghies when we could be sailing a couple or
| three races every day for over a week we'd often wear pantyhose under
| wetsuits to cut out the chafing.
| Worked a treat.

Whoa... you know I'm saving this little nugget of information! :-)

CM



Scott Vernon October 30th 03 04:30 PM

Alien crew are real sailors
 
this was discussed before. I used to wear them under my leathers while
racing motorcycles.
:-o

Scotty


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...

The Captains Nemesis wrote in message
| Heh heh,
| Jon, in my days of HP dinghies when we could be sailing a couple or
| three races every day for over a week we'd often wear pantyhose under
| wetsuits to cut out the chafing.
| Worked a treat.

Whoa... you know I'm saving this little nugget of information! :-)

CM





Jonathan Ganz October 30th 03 06:04 PM

Alien crew are real sailors
 
We're all saving it, but Horass is printing it on gold leaf.

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...

The Captains Nemesis wrote in message
| Heh heh,
| Jon, in my days of HP dinghies when we could be sailing a couple or
| three races every day for over a week we'd often wear pantyhose under
| wetsuits to cut out the chafing.
| Worked a treat.

Whoa... you know I'm saving this little nugget of information! :-)

CM





Jonathan Ganz October 30th 03 06:05 PM

Alien crew are real sailors
 
Too much info Scotty...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
this was discussed before. I used to wear them under my leathers while
racing motorcycles.
:-o

Scotty


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...

The Captains Nemesis wrote in message
| Heh heh,
| Jon, in my days of HP dinghies when we could be sailing a couple or
| three races every day for over a week we'd often wear pantyhose under
| wetsuits to cut out the chafing.
| Worked a treat.

Whoa... you know I'm saving this little nugget of information! :-)

CM







katysails October 30th 03 11:39 PM

Alien crew are real sailors
 
Whoa... you know I'm saving this little nugget of information! :-)

Why? You wanna borrow a pair?

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein


Capt. Mooron October 31st 03 12:03 AM

Alien crew are real sailors
 
You're not on my hit list.... ;-)

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
| this was discussed before. I used to wear them under my leathers while
| racing motorcycles.
| :-o
|
| Scotty
|
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
| ...
|
| The Captains Nemesis wrote in message
| | Heh heh,
| | Jon, in my days of HP dinghies when we could be sailing a couple or
| | three races every day for over a week we'd often wear pantyhose under
| | wetsuits to cut out the chafing.
| | Worked a treat.
|
| Whoa... you know I'm saving this little nugget of information! :-)
|
| CM
|
|
|
|



Capt. Mooron October 31st 03 01:03 AM

Alien crew are real sailors
 
Look Scotty... you could wear ear rings and a flower in your hair for all I
care... Ozzy on the other hand.... ;-)

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
| this was discussed before. I used to wear them under my leathers while
| racing motorcycles.
| :-o
|
| Scotty
|
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
| ...
|
| The Captains Nemesis wrote in message
| | Heh heh,
| | Jon, in my days of HP dinghies when we could be sailing a couple or
| | three races every day for over a week we'd often wear pantyhose under
| | wetsuits to cut out the chafing.
| | Worked a treat.
|
| Whoa... you know I'm saving this little nugget of information! :-)
|
| CM
|
|
|
|



The_navigator© October 31st 03 01:58 AM

Alien crew are real sailors
 
I knew it!

Hey Oz, he's hot for you! Next he'll be talking about alabaster thighs
and silk!

Cheers MC

Capt. Mooron wrote:

Look Scotty... you could wear ear rings and a flower in your hair for all I
care... Ozzy on the other hand.... ;-)

CM



Capt. Mooron October 31st 03 02:25 AM

Alien crew are real sailors
 
I think it's the Greek Fisherman's cap and the lace up gloves..... but the
pantyhose in the wetsuit was the real kicker!

CM

"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...
| I knew it!
|
| Hey Oz, he's hot for you! Next he'll be talking about alabaster thighs
| and silk!
|
| Cheers MC
|
| Capt. Mooron wrote:
|
| Look Scotty... you could wear ear rings and a flower in your hair for
all I
| care... Ozzy on the other hand.... ;-)
|
| CM
|



The_navigator© October 31st 03 02:41 AM

Alien crew are real sailors
 
!!@!!

Cheers MC

Capt. Mooron wrote:

I think it's the Greek Fisherman's cap and the lace up gloves..... but the
pantyhose in the wetsuit was the real turn on!

CM

"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...
| I knew it!
|
| Hey Oz, he's hot for you! Next he'll be talking about alabaster thighs
| and silk!
|
| Cheers MC
|
| Capt. Mooron wrote:
|
| Look Scotty... you could wear ear rings and a flower in your hair for
all I
| care... Ozzy on the other hand.... ;-)
|
| CM
|




Capt. Mooron October 31st 03 03:34 AM

Alien crew are real sailors
 
It's got you speechless as well eh MC.... :-)

CM

"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...
| !!@!!
|
| Cheers MC
|
| Capt. Mooron wrote:
|
| I think it's the Greek Fisherman's cap and the lace up gloves..... but
the
| pantyhose in the wetsuit was the real turn on!
|
| CM
|
| "The_navigator©" wrote in message
| ...
| | I knew it!
| |
| | Hey Oz, he's hot for you! Next he'll be talking about alabaster thighs
| | and silk!
| |
| | Cheers MC
| |
| | Capt. Mooron wrote:
| |
| | Look Scotty... you could wear ear rings and a flower in your hair
for
| all I
| | care... Ozzy on the other hand.... ;-)
| |
| | CM
| |
|
|
|



Capt. Mooron October 31st 03 10:48 AM

Alien crew are real sailors
 

The Captains Nemesis wrote in message

| Jeez CM, if you're that desperate I'll send you a pair of my used
| panty hose. I think they'll be your size.

Jeez Ozzy, that doesn't say much about your size if you're pilfering
pantyhose from a ballerina to wear sailing. Keep them... I don't have any
Kava to filter at the moment.

CM



Capt. Mooron October 31st 03 10:53 AM

Alien crew are real sailors
 
Pantyhose under your wetsuits..... Bwahahahahahahahahaaa!
Wetsuits while sailing in Australia.... Bwahahahahahahahahahaa!

CM

The Captains Nemesis wrote in message
...
| On Thu, 30 Oct 2003 06:21:09 -0400, "Capt. Mooron"
| wrote:
|
|
| The Captains Nemesis wrote in message
| | Heh heh,
| | Jon, in my days of HP dinghies when we could be sailing a couple or
| | three races every day for over a week we'd often wear pantyhose under
| | wetsuits to cut out the chafing.
| | Worked a treat.
|
| Whoa... you know I'm saving this little nugget of information! :-)
|
| CM
|
|
| Yeah, could be really helpful.
|
|
| Oz1...of the 3 twins.
| Who spends an hour tuning before every race not just when new sails go on
| I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.
|
|



Capt. Mooron October 31st 03 11:14 AM

Alien crew are real sailors
 

The Captains Nemesis wrote in message
...
| On Thu, 30 Oct 2003 21:03:29 -0400, "Capt. Mooron"
| wrote:
|
| Look Scotty... you could wear ear rings and a flower in your hair for all
I
| care... Ozzy on the other hand.... ;-)
|
| CM
|
| Greedy, Scootz on one hand and me on the other?

A Rose betwixt two thorns....?



Donal October 31st 03 01:58 PM

Alien crew are real sailors
 

The Captains Nemesis wrote in message
...

And those Irukanji and Box Jellyfish play merry hell with the
complexion as do the ordinary old JB


What did you do to protect your "complexion"?


Oil of Olay, perhaps? Nivea?


Regards


Donal
--





Capt. Mooron October 31st 03 11:14 PM

Alien crew are real sailors
 
Yeah Ozzy... the ocean is no place for wieners, whiners and wimps. I only
wear a suit when the water is really cold. I've been stung, bitten, burned
and stabbed while diving. I deal with it and don't make a fuss. I've swam
both the pacific... North and South and the Atlantic... North and South...
no suit/no sweat.

Ya big pussy!

CM



The Captains Nemesis wrote in message
...
| On Fri, 31 Oct 2003 06:53:28 -0400, "Capt. Mooron"
| wrote:
|
| Pantyhose under your wetsuits..... Bwahahahahahahahahaaa!
| Wetsuits while sailing in Australia.... Bwahahahahahahahahahaa!
|
| CM
|
| Man you oughta try sliding your arse along a plank without a wetsuit.
|
| http://skatesailing.tripod.com/
|
| And those Irukanji and Box Jellyfish play merry hell with the
| complexion as do the ordinary old JB
|
| http://faunanet.gov.au/wos/factfile.cfm?Fact_ID=17
|
|
| Oz1...of the 3 twins.
| Who spends an hour tuning before every race not just when new sails go on
| I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.
|
|



Donal November 1st 03 12:23 AM

Alien crew are real sailors
 

The Captains Nemesis wrote in message
...
On Fri, 31 Oct 2003 13:58:18 -0000, "Donal"
wrote:
Oil of Olay, perhaps? Nivea?


Nivea for Men actually in conjunction with a good quality sunscreen.

You?


Nothing, actually. I wasn't aware that "complexion" was a male problem.


Do you have a problem with "nipple chafe"? I can just picture you needing
a padded bra with your Greek cap, lace-up gloves, thigh length latex boots
and pantyhose!




Regards


Donal
--




Lady Pilot November 1st 03 03:53 AM

Alien crew are real sailors
 

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
Yeah Ozzy... the ocean is no place for wieners, whiners and wimps. I only
wear a suit when the water is really cold. I've been stung, bitten, burned
and stabbed while diving. I deal with it and don't make a fuss. I've swam
both the pacific... North and South and the Atlantic... North and South...
no suit/no sweat.


Well, if you've had all of those experiences, a woman wounldn't excite you
much?

LP



Lady Pilot November 1st 03 04:02 AM

Alien crew are real sailors
 

The Captains Nemesis wrote:
On Fri, 31 Oct 2003 21:53:29 -0600, "Lady Pilot" wrote:


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
Yeah Ozzy... the ocean is no place for wieners, whiners and wimps. I

only
wear a suit when the water is really cold. I've been stung, bitten,

burned
and stabbed while diving. I deal with it and don't make a fuss. I've

swam
both the pacific... North and South and the Atlantic... North and

South...
no suit/no sweat.


Well, if you've had all of those experiences, a woman wounldn't excite

you
much?

LP


They don't!


Oz1...of the 3 twins.


Who are you speaking for? ;-)

LP



Capt. Mooron November 1st 03 11:49 AM

Alien crew are real sailors
 

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message

| Well, if you've had all of those experiences, a woman wounldn't excite you
| much?

That entirely depends on the woman..... ;-)

CM



The_navigator© November 2nd 03 08:35 PM

Alien crew are real sailors
 
That pricked the hand that held them?

Cheers MC

Capt. Mooron wrote:

The Captains Nemesis wrote in message
...
| On Thu, 30 Oct 2003 21:03:29 -0400, "Capt. Mooron"
| wrote:
|
| Look Scotty... you could wear ear rings and a flower in your hair for all
I
| care... Ozzy on the other hand.... ;-)
|
| CM
|
| Greedy, Scootz on one hand and me on the other?

A Rose betwixt two thorns....?





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