WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ
1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?
2) Which country makes Panama hats?
3) From which animal do we get cat gut?
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
7) What was King George VI's first name?
8) What color is a purple finch?
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial plane?

All done? Check your answers below!

1) *116 years
2) *Ecuador
3) *Sheep and Horses
4) *November
5) *Squirrel fur
6) *Dogs
7) *Albert
8) *Crimson
9) *New Zealand
10)*Orange, of course!
What do you mean you failed?

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes
around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the
knife and charges. You are carrying a Glock .40 and you are an expert
shot. You have mere seconds
before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

Liberal Answer: Well, that's not enough information to answer the
question! Does the man look poor or
oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to
attack? Could we run away?
What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing
the gun like a club and knock the
knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have an appropriate
safety? Why am I carrying a loaded gun, and what kind of message does
this send to society and to my
children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he
definitely want to kill me, or
would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and
hold on, could my family get away
while he was stabbing me? This is all so confusing! I need to debate
this with some friends ....

Conservative Answer: BAM!

Texas Answer: BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! click ...
(sounds of reloading).
Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving, what do you think,
kids?"
Son: "Mom's right Dad, I saw him move, too."
BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!
Daughter: "Nice group, Daddy! Were those Remington Hollow Points?"

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for tests, the last of
which had left his bowels upset.
After making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the
latest episode was another
and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and,
embarrassed beyond his ability to
remain rational, he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and
threw them out the window.

A drunk was walking by. When the sheets landed on him he started
cursing and swinging his arms trying
to get them off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile
at his feet.

As the drunk stood there, staring down at the sheets, a security guard
(barely containing his laughter)
who had watched the whole incident walked up and asked,"What the heck
is going on here?" The drunk,
still staring down replied: "I think Ijust beat the **** out of a
ghost."