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Bobsprit October 26th 03 05:41 PM

Captain Neal, You're an authority!!!
 
A bit of a bend hurts NOTHING!


It hurts sail shape as the bend is significant. It also injured the looks of
already hideous vessel. And finally it also hurts your imagined reputation as
well as your fragile feelings!

RB

Simple Simon October 26th 03 05:48 PM

Captain Neal, You're an authority!!!
 
My feelings? Bwahahahahahhahahahhahahaah!

One needs only consider the source of any
disparaging remark to have only feelings of
either disgust or pity. In your case both.

S.Simon

"Bobsprit" wrote in message ...
A bit of a bend hurts NOTHING!


It hurts sail shape as the bend is significant. It also injured the looks of
already hideous vessel. And finally it also hurts your imagined reputation as
well as your fragile feelings!

RB




Schoonertrash October 26th 03 06:10 PM

Captain Neal, You're an authority!!!
 
So then what would the cost be for a Westerly Berwick at 35' LOA? (31' LOD
+ 2' Bowsprit + 2' Sailomat)

ST





Bobsprit October 26th 03 06:14 PM

Captain Neal, You're an authority!!!
 
My feelings? Bwahahahahahhahahahhahahaah!

Bwahahahaha! Point proven!


RB

Simple Simon October 26th 03 06:23 PM

Captain Neal, You're an authority!!!
 
Hey Booby, when's the last time anybody posted a link
to your website to show how much potential a boat they're
selling has? The only time a link to your site might be used
is if they're looking for a 'before' boat to compare with
an 'after' boat.

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhahhahahahhahahahahahahha!

S.Simon


"Bobsprit" wrote in message ...
My feelings? Bwahahahahahhahahahhahahaah!

Bwahahahaha! Point proven!


RB




Bobsprit October 26th 03 07:40 PM

Captain Neal, You're an authority!!!
 
Hey Booby, when's the last time anybody posted a link
to your website to show how much potential a boat they're
selling has?

On Ebay? Thankfully never!

Bwahahahahaha!

RB

Simple Simon October 26th 03 07:41 PM

Captain Neal, You're an authority!!!
 

You could probably get in as a 31-footer for 150 bucks.

That bowsprit and wind vane don't really count. Show
the officials documentation that states 31 feet and you're
in like Flint or is that in like Flin?

What you need to do, though, is plan a crossing of the Stream
in company of a bunch of 23-25 footers so you won't get left
behind.

S.Simon



"Schoonertrash" wrote in message ...
So then what would the cost be for a Westerly Berwick at 35' LOA? (31' LOD
+ 2' Bowsprit + 2' Sailomat)

ST







Simple Simon October 26th 03 07:53 PM

Captain Neal, You're an authority!!!
 

wrote in message ...

Vessels with cracked booms, crooked bootstripes, and a freakish yellow and
lavender color scheme may be worth even more... to Boy George.

BB


Internally reinforced boom!

Mustard yellow to match the original name of "Cut the Mustard"!

Mauve cushions that one cannot contrast with the yellow because,
unlike your cheap thin boat, one cannot see right through the topsides
on mine.

And, my sails aren't made out of Sunbrella --------------

My wife washed our Sunbrella cockpit cushion covers in the washer with
Woolite and cold water. Came out beautiful.
somebody wrote and BillyJane answered:


Unfortunately, you now have less UV protection than before you washed them.
Probably not a big deal on cushions, but ruinous for sails.

BB


Haha aa hah ha hah ahahhahahah ahah! What a putz!

S.Simon



Bobsprit October 26th 03 08:04 PM

Captain Neal, You're an authority!!!
 
Mauve cushions that one cannot contrast with the yellow because,
unlike your cheap thin boat, one cannot see right through the topsides
on mine.

Much as I hate to say anything on behalf of Jane. his C&C is 3 times more boat
than any coronado.
And the worst part of that is that even you know it.

RB

Simple Simon October 26th 03 09:06 PM

Captain Neal, He's da MAN!
 
Everbody who knows anything at all knows the
C&C 27 is a joke of a boat.

It's small, it's lightly built, it uses cheap fittings,
it's slower than a well-sailed Coronado 27, it isn't
even half as seaworthy as a Coronado 27 and I
could go on and on. The poor little C&C 27 was
knocked out of a mold on the cheap as a day
sailer and entry level round the buoys pretend
racer. It has no heritage, it has no class, it has
no real value.

S.Simon


"Bobsprit" wrote in message ...

Much as I hate to say anything on behalf of Jane. his C&C is 3 times more boat
than any coronado.
And the worst part of that is that even you know it.

RB





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